Conversation on a game that sticks in your mind most.

[Spirultima]

Kadesh swarmer ambassador - Welcome to the gardens of Kadesh.
For thirteen generations we have protected it from...The unclean.
The Turanic Raiders, who come before you refused to join and were...Punished for there trespass.
Like their's your ship has already defiled this holy place.
If you have come to join; welcome you, and spare your ship, until all have disembarked.
But if you have come to consume the gardens you will be...Removed, at once.
What are your intentions?

Kushan heavy corvette ambassador - We were unaware of the significance of this location, please allow us time to prepare our engines so that we may withdraw as requested.

Kadesh swarmer ambassador - If you will not join, then die. There is no withdrawal from the gardens.

(Battle begins right after cutscene)

Homeworld, The gardens of Kadesh

 

[Daveman]

Timesplitters: future perfect

Cortez and Jo-beth are standing looking down a deep shaft with a ladder and a deathly moan echoes up

Jo-beth: You go first.

Cortez pauses and looks down at her incredibly short skirt and fishnet tights

Cortez: Hmm, OK.

Jo-beth: *sigh*

You kind of have to see it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8EsNN_yeSk

 

[Pandalisk]

Any conversation from the Resident evil not because their cool, rather that they are so hilariously stupid i cant get them out of my head.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Halo 2

We regret coming to earth, we regret being alien bastards, and we regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy-ass flett...JOhnson

 

[Aardvark Soup]

Pliskin : The cardboard box that you have is ideal for fooling your
enemies. It's a very important tool for infiltration missions. Of
course. I can't begin to count the number of agents whose lives
were saved by a cardboard box...

Raiden : You mean everyone's using them?

Pliskin : Look. I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission
hinges on how you use that cardboard box. But in the end, a
cardboard box is only made of paper. Handle it with care or it
won't be of much use to you. Y'know... I've lost a couple thanks
to you...

Raiden : ?

Pliskin : Nothing... forget it. Treat your cardboard box with care. Take
care of the box and it'll take care of you... Don't think of it
as just another box. Treat it with love... Don't be rough. Okay?

 

[curlycrouton]

In COD4:

Price: "I like to keep this for close encounters"

Gaz: "Too right mate"

But only because it's from Aliens.

 

[Abedeus]

HK-47 from KotOR. Pick anything he said, he's too awesome.

 

[UltimatheChosen]

I loved the scene where Kratos Aurion killed Kvar in Tales of Symphonia.

 

[Christemo]

probably either the Angrathar thingy, or the end quest in the death knight start zone. AWESOME. and anything else with The Lich King in. because his voice is AWESOME.

 

[KaptenZom]

The intro to Brood War is forever stuck in my head.
And many of the cutscenes from Vice City

 

[JoGribbs]

That conversation between Leon and Salazar in Resi 4, where they make hundreds of puns about plays and stages. It's nearly Mr.Freeze levels of awful.

 

[DM.]

Why has the Combine seen fit to suppress our reproductive cycle?

 

[Borsk]

"what can change the nature of a man?"

Baba Yaga, Planescape Torment, oh i am so reinstalling that game right now.

 

[Andy_Panthro]

Desharik: What is the meaning of this intrusion? Who are you?
Protagonist: is my name. I was referred by Captain Golin.
Desharik: Golin? Why would he send you to me? What is it you think you want here?
Protagonist: I seek entry to the asylum. Can you help with this?
Desharik: Spellhold? Why would you want to go there? Hardly a sociable place for decent folk.
Protagonist: I... I need to be admitted. I need... I need help. I need to be confined.
Desharik: You wish me to have you thrown into the asylum? That is certainly an odd request, through not in itself an indication of madness. What are you trying to accomplish? I can indeed have people committed to Spellhold, but why would you request it?
Protagonist: I am clearly deranged. Look who I travel with! Minsc, meet the Pirate Lord!
Minsc: Pirate Lord? Such a name does not conjure images of righteous behavior. Stand still a moment and let Boo have a look at you.
Desharik: Er, why is your friend pointing a hamster at me?
Minsc: Boo will soon have you figured out. You certainly seem friendlier that I would think a Pirate Lord would be. And where is your peg?
Desharik: My--- what?
Minsc: Your peg, A proper pirate has a peg, whether a leg, arm or... uh... some other expendable extremity. And a parrot.
Desharik: A parrot?
Minsc: Certainly! As I have my Boo, so too must you have your parrot. Boo likes parrots. They could wrassel.
Desharik: I've seen enough. Congratulations, you are on your way to Spellhold. You are clearly a danger to the general community. By the gods. I think I'm stupider for talking to you. Stupider? More Stupid? Get them out of my sight, all of them! They may all have this disease of the mind.

 

[SharPhoe]

I loved the scene where Kratos Aurion killed Kvar in Tales of Symphonia.

Is that the scene I think it is?

"Feel the pain... of an inferior being... as you burn in hell!"

 

[CoziestPigeon]

Don't remember the exact words, but the NPC in oblivion...that female dark elf who talks about necrophilia. Flippin hilarious.

 

[New Troll]

The conversation during Postal Dude's confession. Also the conversation between him and Gary Coleman is funny. And the rednecks talking about how they want to make him squeal like a chicken... classic!

 

[Internet Kraken]

President Edens speech about baseball in Fallout 3.

Funny how he can make baseball seem important, even when it's the apocalypse.

 

[EchetusXe]

snake..Snake...SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEE

ok not really a conversation but it counts right?

Little one sided for a conversation.

Anything in Metal Gear Solid 1 though. Psycho Mantis' death, Sniper Wolf's death, Grey Fox's death.

Thats about it really.