Cooking, my one and only enemy.

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Mr Binary

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Stairs, girls, and maybe my immune system... or I could go deep and say I'm my own weakness. Ooo. I'm just a clumsy, 'smooth as gravel' type of guy I guess.
 

Gizmo1990

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Eomega123 said:
When I read the title of this thread I assumed you'd just killed your enemy and were planning on roasting him, perhaps with a side of potato and mushrooms. Glad to see that isn't the case! :D

My weakness would probably be my piss poor memory. I can memorize the names of every character in a fictional work, all their character traits, and what they were having for lunch in episode 243, but I can never remember the names of my relatives or classmates, and I'm positively lost without Google Maps because I can't remember streets and directions.
YES! I am not alone. Finaly. I can quote whole chapters from my favorite books, quote movies word for word, remember the names of all my favorite game characters and hum and sing the tune/lyrics to my favorite music be it Metallica or Beethoven but ask me to tell you the name of my co workers or when my parents birthdays are or how old they are now and I am screwed. All my time at school is a blur as is most of college. Hell I would have a hard time telling you what I did last week. i am actually starting to get worried at how bad my memory is.
 

Old Father Eternity

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The mind is a wondrous thing, it can be your greatest ally, leading you on the path to ascension or it can be your worst enemy, making you tumble off the edge of the cliff into the abyss below.
 

Shadow flame master

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ruedyn said:
I didn't see the coma in the title, and thought this would be a story of victory. Alas, tis not...

My enemy seems to be my car. Piece of shit ._.

You're welcome :)

OT: My enemy appears to be the internet. What can I say, there's a lot of things I like on it.

EDIT: The internet also seems to not like me, so here's the link to the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQXUJCrDVzI
 

Spydercake

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I have an aura of social awkwardness.
I have no balls what-so-ever when it comes to talking to people I don't know, mostly because I find my size embarrassing *Though I am working on that* so my confidence goes through the floor.
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Evil Smurf

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Lucem712 said:
Evil Smurf said:
I am too nice, generous and polite.
Right, yes of course you are. So kind. Not. He's lying. He once killed my father's cousin's dog's pool-boy.
You know it ;) Are you testing me? You know what happens if you do that.
 

Risingblade

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How does one fuck up pancakes? Sometimes failure is not just not all right, this is one of those times.
 

Lucem712

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Risingblade said:
How does one fuck up pancakes? Sometimes failure is not just not all right, this is one of those times.
Oh trust me, I've fucked up many more things than that. To be fair though, I think I used a bad ingredient, as they looked fine, just tasted awful.
Evil Smurf said:
Lucem712 said:
Evil Smurf said:
I am too nice, generous and polite.
Right, yes of course you are. So kind. Not. He's lying. He once killed my father's cousin's dog's pool-boy.
You know it ;) Are you testing me? You know what happens if you do that.
Evil Smurf, my Aussie chump, I do believe you are the greatest person I've come to know. Humanity shall erect statues in your honour. You have no idea what I capable of or the connections I hold. [br][br] Captcha: 'Chance of Rain', more like 'CHANCE OF BLOOD'.
 

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Maths has never made any sense to me and as a result neither does physics. or at least the maths part of it (most of it). (position, velocity, acceleration)time graphs fuck with my head soooooo much :(

History fascinates me, I have a 95 in my world history class :D

The maths thing I can get over, what really bugs me his how uncreative I am, I would much prefer to write an essay or a report.

For example:
My physics teacher assigned the class (in partners) to make a marble track that was 2m in length, had a displacement of 0.5m and was faster in the first meter than it was in the second.

I would rather write a 2000 word report/essay on the history of physics; not sure if that goes the same for many other people.

Just as a side note, I enjoy cooking :)

Another side note, if you didn't read the comma the first time you read the title (like I did) then the content of this thread is very surprising.

"Cooking my one and only enemy"

-You must really hate the poor guy. ;)
 

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Shadow flame master said:
ruedyn said:
I didn't see the coma in the title, and thought this would be a story of victory. Alas, tis not...

My enemy seems to be my car. Piece of shit ._.

You're welcome :)

OT: My enemy appears to be the internet. What can I say, there's a lot of things I like on it.

EDIT: The internet also seems to not like me, so here's the link to the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQXUJCrDVzI
Link doesn't work either ._.

I'd suggest apologizing to the internet.
 

Shadow flame master

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ruedyn said:
Shadow flame master said:
ruedyn said:
I didn't see the coma in the title, and thought this would be a story of victory. Alas, tis not...

My enemy seems to be my car. Piece of shit ._.

You're welcome :)

OT: My enemy appears to be the internet. What can I say, there's a lot of things I like on it.

EDIT: The internet also seems to not like me, so here's the link to the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQXUJCrDVzI
Link doesn't work either ._.

I'd suggest apologizing to the internet.
Well while I'm apologizing to the internet gods, look up Two Ton Paper Weight by Psycho stick on youtube.
 

Evil Smurf

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Lucem712 said:
Evil Smurf, my Aussie chump, I do believe you are the greatest person I've come to know. Humanity shall erect statues in your honour. You have no idea what I capable of or the connections I hold. [br][br] Captcha: 'Chance of Rain', more like 'CHANCE OF BLOOD'.
Krystal, I hold you very close. You are the best person I know. You are perfectly compatible with the next experiment I am running.
 

Lucem712

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Evil Smurf said:
Lucem712 said:
Evil Smurf, my Aussie chump, I do believe you are the greatest person I've come to know. Humanity shall erect statues in your honour. You have no idea what I capable of or the connections I hold. [br][br] Captcha: 'Chance of Rain', more like 'CHANCE OF BLOOD'.
Krystal, I hold you very close. You are the best person I know. You are perfectly compatible with the next experiment I am running.
Samuel, even though I do not particularly like hugs, I shall embrace you. Embrace you and there shall be peace throughout the world. As we speak, there is a trained theme of Injustice League Agents head to your location.
 

Evil Smurf

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Lucem712 said:
Evil Smurf said:
Lucem712 said:
Evil Smurf, my Aussie chump, I do believe you are the greatest person I've come to know. Humanity shall erect statues in your honour. You have no idea what I capable of or the connections I hold. [br][br] Captcha: 'Chance of Rain', more like 'CHANCE OF BLOOD'.
Krystal, I hold you very close. You are the best person I know. You are perfectly compatible with the next experiment I am running.
Samuel, even though I do not particularly like hugs, I shall embrace you. Embrace you and there shall be peace throughout the world. As we speak, there is a trained theme of Injustice League Agents head to your location.
You don't like hugs? I love hugs! <color=white>They will have to get passed all the animals that are my friends, You know how snow white has the animal powers? I have that too. I can summon dangerous wildlife, This color tag is filthy! WHERE IS THE "U"!
 

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T0ad 0f Truth said:
squidface said:
I get the colours blue and yellow mixed up when they're next to each other. Oh god.
Are you color blind?
Quick color blind test. Can you follow the line between the X's



Only people who are color blind (a specific type) should able to
I cannot, so I guess that's the result for normal vision while someone with a colour blindness will be able to follow a line?

EDIT: I've just seen you've already explained, my bad.
 

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Able Seacat said:
T0ad 0f Truth said:
squidface said:
I get the colours blue and yellow mixed up when they're next to each other. Oh god.
Are you color blind?
Quick color blind test. Can you follow the line between the X's



Only people who are color blind (a specific type) should able to
I cannot, so I guess that's the result for normal vision while someone with a colour blindness will be able to follow a line?

EDIT: I've just seen you've already explained, my bad.
I made the explanation white so I could see how many people I could freak out lol.