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"Graduation speeches were largely invented with the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated." -Garry Trudeau
"Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it." -Salvador Dali
"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments." -Jim Morrison
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off sinking ships." - Gilda Radner
"Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button and you'll get disconnected." -Unknown
"When you're in jail, a good freind will be trying to bail you out. A best freind will be in the cell next to you saying 'Damn that was fun.'" -Unknown
"I don't at all like knowing what people say about me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited." -Oscar Wilde
"Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot." -Dick Gregory
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'd be willing to make an exception." -Groucho Marx
"No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not." -H.L.Mencken
"Reality is a hallucination brought on by a lack of alcohol." -Unknown
"Love makes the wolrd go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast." -Compton Mackenzie
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on." -Dean Martin
"The truth is that parents are really not interested in justice. All they want is quiet." -Bill Cosby
"The problem with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back." -Franklin Jones
"Asking politicians to give up a source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood." -Cal Thomas
"Don't be so humble, you're not that great." -Golda Meir
"If you're going to make every game a matter of life and death, you're going to have a lot of problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot." -Dean Smith
"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." -Steven Wright
"You know your children have grown up when they stop asking where they came from and refuse to tell you where they are going." -Unknown
"It's better to leave while staying is welcome than to stay while leaving is welcomed." -Unknown
"Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers." -Proverbs 10:26
"When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason." -Molly Mcgee
"He who laughs last, probably didn't get the joke." -Unknown
"Nothing is so embarrasing than watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done." -Sam Ewing
"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you are in deep water." -Unknown
"If you think something small can't make a difference, try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room." -Unknown
"A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be." -Unknown.
"A bargain is something you cannot use at a price you cannot resist." -Unknown.
"Government is like junior high. Your status depends upon whom you are able to persecute." -Jonathan Kellerman
"Any astronomer can predict with absolute certainty just where every star in the universe will be at 11:30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter." -James T. Adams
"I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours." -Jerome K. Jerome
"The best time to give advice to your children is when they are still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about." -Unknown
"Adorable children are considered general property of the human race. Rude children belong to their mothers." -Judith Martin.
"Tolerance is a great trait to contain, but so is the ability to shut up." -Unknown
"One of the hardest things to imagine is that you are not smarter than average." Jonathan Fuerbringer
"Those who think thay know everything are very annoying to those of us who do." -Terry Marchal
"Successful people are very lucky. Just ask any failure." -Michael Leveine
"You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you better know something." H. Jackson Brown Jr.
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep." -Scott Adams
"Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth." -Chuck Norris
"Hard work spotlights the character of people. Some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all." -Sam Ewing
"Every man is a fool for at least five minutes a day. Wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit." -Elbert Hubbard.
"A word to the wise isn't necessary; it's the stupid ones who need all the advice." -Bill Cosby
"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left." -'Smile' Zingers
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no use in being a damn fool about it." -W.C. Fields
"Sometimes life needs a victim, but that doesn't mean it has to be you." -Reishadowen
"The highway of fear is the shortest route to defeat." -Magic the Gathering card
"Have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it." -Salvador Dali
"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments." -Jim Morrison
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off sinking ships." - Gilda Radner
"Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button and you'll get disconnected." -Unknown
"When you're in jail, a good freind will be trying to bail you out. A best freind will be in the cell next to you saying 'Damn that was fun.'" -Unknown
"I don't at all like knowing what people say about me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited." -Oscar Wilde
"Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot." -Dick Gregory
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'd be willing to make an exception." -Groucho Marx
"No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not." -H.L.Mencken
"Reality is a hallucination brought on by a lack of alcohol." -Unknown
"Love makes the wolrd go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast." -Compton Mackenzie
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on." -Dean Martin
"The truth is that parents are really not interested in justice. All they want is quiet." -Bill Cosby
"The problem with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back." -Franklin Jones
"Asking politicians to give up a source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood." -Cal Thomas
"Don't be so humble, you're not that great." -Golda Meir
"If you're going to make every game a matter of life and death, you're going to have a lot of problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot." -Dean Smith
"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." -Steven Wright
"You know your children have grown up when they stop asking where they came from and refuse to tell you where they are going." -Unknown
"It's better to leave while staying is welcome than to stay while leaving is welcomed." -Unknown
"Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers." -Proverbs 10:26
"When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason." -Molly Mcgee
"He who laughs last, probably didn't get the joke." -Unknown
"Nothing is so embarrasing than watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done." -Sam Ewing
"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you are in deep water." -Unknown
"If you think something small can't make a difference, try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room." -Unknown
"A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be." -Unknown.
"A bargain is something you cannot use at a price you cannot resist." -Unknown.
"Government is like junior high. Your status depends upon whom you are able to persecute." -Jonathan Kellerman
"Any astronomer can predict with absolute certainty just where every star in the universe will be at 11:30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter." -James T. Adams
"I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours." -Jerome K. Jerome
"The best time to give advice to your children is when they are still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about." -Unknown
"Adorable children are considered general property of the human race. Rude children belong to their mothers." -Judith Martin.
"Tolerance is a great trait to contain, but so is the ability to shut up." -Unknown
"One of the hardest things to imagine is that you are not smarter than average." Jonathan Fuerbringer
"Those who think thay know everything are very annoying to those of us who do." -Terry Marchal
"Successful people are very lucky. Just ask any failure." -Michael Leveine
"You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you better know something." H. Jackson Brown Jr.
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep." -Scott Adams
"Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth." -Chuck Norris
"Hard work spotlights the character of people. Some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all." -Sam Ewing
"Every man is a fool for at least five minutes a day. Wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit." -Elbert Hubbard.
"A word to the wise isn't necessary; it's the stupid ones who need all the advice." -Bill Cosby
"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left." -'Smile' Zingers
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no use in being a damn fool about it." -W.C. Fields
"Sometimes life needs a victim, but that doesn't mean it has to be you." -Reishadowen
"The highway of fear is the shortest route to defeat." -Magic the Gathering card
"i love and hate every single one of them at the same time. as a human, as a game piece sharing the game board with every other piece, seeing what they see and sharing their experiences, getting to know the pieces directly around me, what they feel, how they feel, i love them. but looking at the game board from above, watching this sad game play out the way it has, i hate them, and every fiber of my being wants to just flip the table and walk away."
The best thing about it is that after the worst doesn't happen you can use your preparations to throw a party! (If the worst requires the stockpiling of food, drink, or party supplies)Saltyk said:
Ok, I love this one. Probably because I have a friend that would be in the cell next to me. Reason for imprisonment would probably include way too much german beer, a homemade and surprisingly well engineered go cart, and at least twice the legal speed limit.Reishadowen said:
"The whole world's a shit sandwich, and we've all gotta take a bite. Luckily, the more bread you have, the less shit you gotta eat."
Rough quotes here, but I hope I can convey the meaning.
"You wonder why we refer to Nature in the feminine? Let me tell you.. If you treat nature with care, gentleness and respect, she will care for all of your needs in return. But should you scorn her, she will strike you with lightning, and toss you into the winds."
~Some mage from NexusTK
"Intelligence is not founded from knowledge, but creativity"
~A Muse from NexusTK
"You wonder why we refer to Nature in the feminine? Let me tell you.. If you treat nature with care, gentleness and respect, she will care for all of your needs in return. But should you scorn her, she will strike you with lightning, and toss you into the winds."
~Some mage from NexusTK
"Intelligence is not founded from knowledge, but creativity"
~A Muse from NexusTK
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when you start your career as a pilot you you have a full bag of luck and an empty bag of experience. the trick is tofill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.
captcha: algrbras." ddlharea
ummmm wtf?
captcha: algrbras." ddlharea
ummmm wtf?
"I don't believe in god. There's no proof he exists. In a world where there isn't even proof of the future, the past exists. Even if it's tainted with misunderstandings and delusions, if the people themselves believe in it, the past is the truth to them. And, if you base your actions or your life around it, in a way, it's a type of god itself."
It sticks quite close to me, even though I only heard it last week. It's from Durarara!! But who says it? I'll give a cookie for a correct answer.
It sticks quite close to me, even though I only heard it last week. It's from Durarara!! But who says it? I'll give a cookie for a correct answer.