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Draco Kaiser

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Neonbob said:
Hmmmmm...I've got one!
A machine of punishment formed around a perpetual motion device, in which the offender is repeatedly kicked in the crotch.
What if it was a girl??
 

Darth Pope

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One thing that would be cool to discover is the way to put a GIF image on cloth and print out an animated t-shirt.
Their already working on that o_o

Plus i know that holograms probably wont be made anytime soon
Holograms have existed for years, but they're incredibly expensive and time consuming to make.

OT: I'm amazed no one has said the portal gun yet. Just imagine...the possibilities [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/thinking-with-portals.php] are endless.
 

Megacherv

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Erm...Duke Nukem Forever?

In all seriousness, a single games console that can play anything, so that fanboys don't rage on about which console is the best.

"The Gamestation32k is the best! You're all stupid!" "Oh yeah, well the Gamestation32k is...wait...that's the only one..."
 

Nickflip

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Virtual Reality. Even if it is created, the challenges with it make it so impractical.
 

Danny Ocean

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fix-the-spade said:
Teleporters.


Not that I don't think the technology can ever be made, I just don't think anyone would use a device that's primary function is to kill you by evaporating your body then replace you with an identical copy at the other end. It wouldn't take long for someone to figure out that you die every time you use it and someone else comes back...
Or we'll just accept that the structure of the atoms at the exit is exactly the same as those at the entrance, right down the chemical processes taking place, the direction, momentum, and type of every single atom in their body. It's effectively the same person. They'll be able to remember closing their eyes just before they get beamed up.
 

sms_117b

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The force feedback codpiece, what, someone had to say it
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Stop judging me
 

Haydyn

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Time travel. Invisibility. A device that cures all chemical problems in the brain such as ADD or OCD. Age changer device.
 

WaywardHaymaker

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My ideal vision of the future is Mass Effect. Wouldn't THAT be cool?

But in case BioWare ISN'T from the future, I'd settle for mass-produced WunderWaffe DG-2s... but they'd make criminals pretty damned good.
 

fix-the-spade

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Danny Ocean said:
Or we'll just accept that the structure of the atoms at the exit is exactly the same as those at the entrance, right down the chemical processes taking place, the direction, momentum, and type of every single atom in their body. It's effectively the same person. They'll be able to remember closing their eyes just before they get beamed up.
Wait, what? People would accept commiting suicide because what comes out the other side is just like them?
That's like killing someone's cat and presenting a clone. They won't think it's alright you've gave them a clone, they'll be too busy noticing that you killed their cat.

<spoiler=(Just some of) The many what ifs of teleportation>
What if the people that come out the other side aren't, y'know, people? The real you is dead, what if this new one is somehow fundamentally different in ways beyond scietific understanding? What if it doesn't have a soul? What if there's even a tiny error in the set up of the teleport that makes the replacement you degrade? What if the new you explodes on leaving the teleport? What if someone works out that the real you died and sued the teleporter company? Would you live with something that effectively murdered your family/friends to phase into existence? What if teleported humans are or become aware that their life up to exiting the teleporter was not their own, but that of someone else who they destroyed? What if people don't accept that the teleport exiting copy is the same as the person who entered? What if they ask for the original back?

That's all assuming that 'teleportation' means deconstructing something, transporting the structure of the atoms (as opposed to the atoms themselves) then constructing a copy of the original using the data and atoms from the local area.
If teleportation means deconstructing something, transporting the structure and atoms themselves, then reconstructing, that leaves the possibility of the original you (the real one) surviving the process. That could work... maybe...
 

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Draco Kaiser said:
Neonbob said:
Hmmmmm...I've got one!
A machine of punishment formed around a perpetual motion device, in which the offender is repeatedly kicked in the crotch.
What if it was a girl??
It does quite hurt when a girl is kicked in the crotch too. I imagine. Having never actually been kicked in the crotch...

Virtual Reality for me also, but slightly different. A friend of mine did his final year electronic engineering project on brain impulses controlling actual electronic controls (as in, the theory behind wiring your brain up to a computer and you think 'turn on the light', the computer recognises the signal, it is also wired to the lightswitch, and it turns on). ANYWAY, on a less boring note, if you could apply that same technology to say virtual reality in gaming, where you train a computer to recognise the general basic functions like walk and interact with the world like you would in a normal game. Then you don't have the big mess of having to actually walk around and wave your arms in fake combat.

Right, after typing all that it made my head hurt a bit to think how bone chillingly complicated that would be.
 

Headless Zombie

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Give it time and nearly everything will be invented, just almost never in the way you expected it too. Disregarding that, I'd say perpetual motion.
 

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soren7550 said:
I'd say teleportation, but I think plasmids would be way cooler to have, but never would happen.(but then again, there's that whole side effect of becoming a insane disfigured addict. So maybe I should pick something else.)
But, but plasmids do exist... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plasmid
 

Robert632

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the land shark gun from armed and dangerous(well... i think it's from armed and dangerous.).
 

Dok Zombie

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The thing with flying cars is, it's become such a joke now that even if the technology were possible, no one would take it seriously enough to actually put any effort/money into it.

But if Back To The Future Part II is anything to go by, we have about five and a half years to get cracking on them. Also giant holographic sharks.
 

Deviluk

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Lightsabers and minority report style computers. (Although I'd settle for Tony Stark's house + gizmos).