Coolest names you've ever heard?

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ianuam

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Girl i used to go to primary school with, called Andrena. Named after a mining bee. Words cannot describe how awesome that is.

Also Max Fightmaster.
 

Benny Blanco

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ChocoFace said:
Benny Blanco said:
Lembit Opik (a British politician famous for marrying one of the twin pop double-act "The Cheeky Girls")
it's Lembit Öpik actually and an acquaintance of mine is his son.

also the coolest names have already been posted so i won't bother.
Sorry, didn't know how to get the umlaut shortcut... Still a cool name though.
 

axia777

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I knew a kid named "Onyx Deth" once. I am not shitting you in the slightest.
 

irrelevantnugget

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I just discovered someone on facebook whose name is Sandy Nutsack.

I HOPE, for the love of all things good, that it's just a joke profile.
 

slade carter

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there is only one reason to have a cool name, and that is to ensure that you get laid... fortunately I was blessed with a name that has given me so many countless mad roots that I have considered changing my name so that i can get some rest...

but a few to throw into the mix...

Hunter Wolff

Louis Magnum

Nick Corker

... remember when you meet someone new, you can be whoever you want.. so if your name is graham smith, then you should have a real hard look at the notches in your bed post...

fortunately i have a four poster totem pole bed
 

slade carter

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yeah ... the european names are really growing on me. my wife had twin boys last month and we named them Adolf and Ghengis
 

Vision of Division

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bkd69 said:
Enzo is cool as well
That's my cousin's name! There was a similar article on cracked.com i believe, apparently there is a Lieutenant Fightmaster somewhere in the US army. How awesome would that be?
 

slade carter

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hey jay cee, are you free to come to the twin's christening next week. I would like you to be their godfather....
 

Motti

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Motti (hence why I chose it as a nickname), Lance (is there anything cooler than being named after a weapon? It's like being called gun!) and Mort (I stand thoroughly corrected. The only thing cooler than being named after a weapon is being named after death itself).