Coolest names you've ever heard?

Recommended Videos

FamoFunk

Dad, I'm in space.
Mar 10, 2010
2,628
0
0
Aeris.

Purely because I've names a human it.

EDIT: Just noticed the major bump on this thread -_-
 

Scarim Coral

Jumped the ship
Legacy
Oct 29, 2010
18,157
2
3
Country
UK
I know two people with the surnames "Tempest" and "Payne" (that right, the same name to Max "Payne").

Also during Uni, one of my flatmate name is Alistair which remind me of "Alastor" from Viewtiful Joe (well it sort of similar).
 

Hazy992

Why does this place still exist
Aug 1, 2010
5,265
0
0
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster. Yes this is a real name and yes it is fucking awesome. If you don't believe me read this cracked article: http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_the-9-manliest-names-in-world.html
 

Danny91

New member
May 30, 2011
131
0
0
One of the guys in our national hockey team is named Clint Panther...I just saw that today and loved it.
 

SckizoBoy

Ineptly Chaotic
Legacy
Jan 6, 2011
8,681
200
68
A Hermit's Cave
BiggDoggJake said:
inb4Maximus Decimus Meridius

6 Pages, really? 6 pages without this epic name.

Permission to /thread? Lol :)
Technically, that's not even accurate...

Using Latin naming conventions: praenomen-nomen-cognomen

Maximus is a cognomen, Decimus is a praenomen and Meridius is a nomen... so his name should've been Decimus Meridius Maximus. *derp*

/petty semantics

It's an OK name at best as translation = Tenth child of the Greatest line from the Central family... or words to that effect.

OT:

Deimos, Lucian and Malice for boys, Cassandra, Andrea and Megaera for girls. They're all pretty cool.

Though one guy I knew had the name Jean-Michel George-Phillippe Charle-Victoire duVarons-Marseille-Beque (hyphens accurate).
 

SckizoBoy

Ineptly Chaotic
Legacy
Jan 6, 2011
8,681
200
68
A Hermit's Cave
Grenge Di Origin said:
私のなまえはおもしろいか?
So? What is it? We can be the judge of whether it's interesting... -_-

EDIT: If you're referring to your username... it's curious, shall we say...
 

Krois

New member
Jun 2, 2011
47
0
0
I think Twain, Rasputin and Voltaire are cool names. Only if it's on my certificate.
 

Edd4224

New member
Jul 5, 2011
102
0
0
Edward Thomas Prescott. A fantastically British name and one that I am very proud of. I shall also reclaim my name from that fucking sparkling pansy of a vampire if it is the last thing I do!
 

Melon Hunter

Chief Procrastinator
May 18, 2009
914
0
0
According to Cracked, there was a member of the USMC called Staff Sergeant Max Killmaster. Just try to be more badass than that name. You will fail.
 

Colour Scientist

Troll the Respawn, Jeremy!
Jul 15, 2009
4,722
0
0
I know a girl called Ebony Pheonix. Her last name is really mundayne and boring so I'm not going to tell you that, it kind of ruins it.
 

DPeteD

New member
May 29, 2011
107
0
0
Once meet a guy in the army, no joke his secound name was steel and his rank sergant, so cool! SERGENT STEEL! kicking ass and taking names *guitar solo*.
 

Generalsexbad

New member
Jul 3, 2013
15
0
0
Giovanni. I mean the reason why the name is so cool sounding is because it's got a nice pattern to the syllables- it has a stressed syllable, then an unstressed, stressed again, then ends with an unstressed. It's fun as shit to say. I personally love that "io" or "eo" sound in words, for instance that's why Romeo is so fun for me to say. I also like the hard "v" sound.

Even though pokemon characters where really hollow and not really developed at all, Giovanni -the leader of team rocket- was the fucking coolest because he was the main bad guy and his name was so neat it sorta told you everything about him in a way without him having to actually doing anything. Like if you're poke-battling a guy named "Giovanni" you better have packed a shit ton of Super Potions, you fucking *****.
 

Miss G.

New member
Jun 18, 2013
535
0
0
Ordinaire Pierre, Useful Thompson, Tequila and Margarita Brown, and Charitable Charity. I question naming your children Useful and Charitable because those are adjectives.