Coolest thing you can come up with

[Sir_Puffybottom]

I am bored so I thought of the Turkabattriagonacatsnake with a shotgun tail.

oh yeah this could be anything

 

[walkingdead127]

I list a monkey juggling flaming chainsaws on a unicycle made of Jello when ever anyone ask me for something cool.

 

[Dorian]

*Cough* Reportathon! *Cough*

I find a large lack of conversation.

 

[quiet_samurai]

A gun that shoots out hot sexy women while simultaneously being on fire and the noise it creates while doing so is a shredding guitar solo...

I'll be here all week.

 

[NeutralDrow]

A book serving as an interdimensional portal through which you can draw weaponry.

 

[Kinguendo]

As of now, a phallus that cleans out your colon.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Thats the COOLEST thing you could think of? Dude. XD

 

[Kinguendo]

A gun that shoots out hot sexy women while simultaneously being on fire and the noise it creates while doing so is a shredding guitar solo...

I'll be here all week.

I'm confused, is the gun on fire or are the women on fire? Because this has the potential to be VERY disturbing.

 

[Sketchy]

As I've always said, Samurai Ninjas armed with Lightsabers.

 

[War Penguin]

Penguin with a gun. Why else do you think I chose my user name?

 

[quiet_samurai]

A gun that shoots out hot sexy women while simultaneously being on fire and the noise it creates while doing so is a shredding guitar solo...

I'll be here all week.

I'm confused, is the gun on fire or are the women on fire? Because this has the potential to be VERY disturbing.

It has a toggle switch, you could have either one or the other..... or both.

 

[traceur_]

Ryu Hayabusa surfing on a missile fired by optimus prime, distributing chocolate custard to the world in a santa-esque fashion.

 

[pilot inspektor]

An inter-dimensional freezer you can use to travel to any world your mind can conceive of.

 

[Kinguendo]

Penguin with a gun. Why else do you think I chose my user name?

An Evil... Jak... Awww damn it, that only works for you then huh?

 

[Indigoman]

A talking pet zebra with a cape and telekinetic powers.

EDIT: That craps hot new release games.... and has James Hetfield's voice.

Freaking cool.

 

[pilot inspektor]

Transformers 2.

[small]don't quote me with ridiculous flames, that my opinion, deal with it[/small]

Im not flaming here but you did not come up with Transformers 2, Micheal Bay Did.
Curse his soul forever.

 

[Kinguendo]

A gun that shoots out hot sexy women while simultaneously being on fire and the noise it creates while doing so is a shredding guitar solo...

I'll be here all week.

I'm confused, is the gun on fire or are the women on fire? Because this has the potential to be VERY disturbing.

It has a toggle switch, you could have either one or the other..... or both.

Disturbing it is, the concept seems to be "Well, you can set this on fire and that on fire or you can set EVERYTHING on fire!"... actually that is kinda cool.