Coolest thing you can come up with

[dijital101]

sun glasses
original and is the epiphany of coolnes

How about a machine that automatically insults people using big words when they don't know the definition? I'd have so much free time.

 

[deletemeplease107]

A gun that shoots shurikens and lighting that has tits and is on fire.

 

[Lieju]

Albert Wesker hunting dinosaurs while riding a zombie ostrich.

 

[rossatdi]

Tyrana-ninja-sabre-saurus Rex

Also, mechs vs dragons. How's that not happened yet?

 

[munomana]

A gun that fires other guns that fire ninjas that set that serve you and kill your enemies and turns them into ridiculously large sums of money and sexy women (how you ask?, they're ninjas)

 

[Blanks]

A Flaming Phonebook Monkey

Nuclear Panda Bears Riding Multi-colour Spider Unicorns

 

[Soxafloppin]

A tiger with a sadle.

 

[doctorjackal777]

Nintendo, Microsoft and Sony getting together and making one console that can play any game.
Sorry that's game discussion isn't it. Umm, a chicken with eight legs so everyone gets a piece. An Octochicken!

 

[Ben7]

A chain gang of leprechauns fighting crime with the power of guitar solos,


there also on fire.......

 

[Eggyman]

This is not thing this is event:

Big ass cookie without ass, holding 3 foot tall and 3 foot wide piece of paper trying to put out fire in his undies drinking Pepsi while a bunch of Coca-Cola fans are trying to tare him apart using Styrofoam pocket knifes.

 

[IntoxicatedKnight]

Solid Snake in reality.

 

[EvilMuffin094]

Edible googly eyes, think of the possibility's!

 

[The Jono]

The mighty Boosh van, driven by a ninja.

 

[NotAPie]

Pink dinosours with mohawks that shit candy and piss glitter.
Hell Yeah.

 

[halflobster]

I pair of pants that whenever you reach into the pocket the item you want will magically appear in it. must be inanimate. like a dimebag, a donut, a $100 dollar bill that kinda thing

 

[ChocoFace]

Liquid Nitrogen.

I'm no fun, i know.

 

[Zyxzy]

A flying tank with a pizzaria on board.

 

[Eggyman]

Walking Nukes, Self Detonating on every Insult

 

[godevit]

A special book, while reading it you get stoned.