Corrupt a Wish game

[Dark Angel Warlord]

This game is easy
The first person makes a wish and the person below who posts next.
Grants the wish but twists it in a cruel and funny and evil way.
Example jane says she wants her husband to come home from the war.
bob states wish granted but now he wears your clothes but dont worrry he looks fablous!!!

 

[Uszi]

Typically, OP, You should start the thread off with a wish, so your next poster gets to have fun, instead of do the work for you.

Second, this should clearly be in forum games.

A wish...

I wish I had a fish.

 

[Voodoo_Person]

you can have your fish...its about 4 metre long, walks on land and likes to eat gamers...

i wish i had a real pokemon...

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

you got one, but it suffocated in his pokeball

i wish that i had an unlimited amount of wishes

 

[Macgyvercas]

You do, but each wish creates an undesired result.

I wish Jack Thompson would quiet down already

 

[Shockolate]

Jack Thompson has stopped his anti game shpeel......because he won and games are no more.

I wish I wish I was a fish

 

[XT inc]

Jack Thompsons Quiets down after accomplishing his goals and destroying the gaming industry.

I wish the wii had games I want to play.

 

[darth jacen]

Granted, you're a trout that has no gills

Granted but you can't play any of them because your Wii died and there are no more ever to be made

I wish I could catch every pokemon

 

[Sleekgiant]

Granted, but you don't have time to level them and you get owned by your rival

I wish for a good forum game

 

[oppp7]

Yeah, but it's a repeat of an earlier game, like this one is.
I wish for every living thing ever to go to Hell to be tortured for all eternity.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Ok but Drip gets to torture you personally

I wish for this blank to be filled ________________

 

[Souldemon8]

Yea but i fill it with another blank.

I wish for Half-Life Episode 3

 

[LeonLethality]

It comes out but you never get to play it or hear about it

I wish for a jetpack.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Granted but as you are flying it runs out of fuel and you fall 200 feet

I wish for a car

 

[LeonLethality]

Fine but it is the size of a pea.

I wish I was a prince (Aladdin reference for those sorry fellows ho have never seen it)

 

[Sleekgiant]

Okay but you become the Prince of Persia and die every five seconds

I wish I could fly

 

[LeonLethality]

fine but you can only go straight up and never go down.

I wish I was rich

 

[Macgyvercas]

You are, but you are constantly assailed by bandits.

I wish I would die in a blaze of glory killing a dragon

 

[LeonLethality]

Okay but nobody remembers you doing that they remember you died from a urinal infection

I wish it was winter again. (here at least as it's probably winter for some other people.)

 

[Broken Orange]

Granted, but your heater broke and it is too cold to make a fire.

I wish that all the chicks would pay attention to me.