Corrupt a Wish game

[BigStupidJellyfish]

Granted. But you are now being followed by the poultry chick, not the female human chick.


I wish I could make food of my choice appear whenever I wanted it too.

 

[LeonLethality]

Granted but the food is always poisoned.

I wish I had a solid gold toilet.

 

[Broken Orange]

Granted, but is doesn't flush

I wish that i had one million bucks

 

[Totenkopf]

You get your million bucks. In cash. On fire.

I wish for a submarine.

 

[Oneirius]

Your wish is granted, yet the submarine is filled with filthy, mad, cold war era soviet navy submariners who are very, very lonely... brrr.

I wish for a wish paradox.

 

[LeonLethality]

Granted but the paradox sucks and you don't get a wish

I wish for a solid gold Wii (What is it with me and gold today?)

 

[Oneirius]

Being made of solid gold, it just does not work.
I wish for a private meeting with god.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

you got one, but it suffocated in his pokeball

i wish that i had an unlimited amount of wishes

You should have said, "But it's a magikarp."

OT: Granted, but it only can play one game, Elebits.
Ninja'd

Granted, but you'll get it when you're dead.

I wish my wishes would never ever become twisted into something cruel.

 

[LeonLethality]

Granted! Except you can now never wish again.

I wish I never had to pay bills.

 

[Scde2]

Granted. Now you have no gas, plumbing, or electricity.

I wish videogames are free

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, but only games that were as terrible as Superman64 are free.

I wish I had wings.

 

[LeonLethality]

Granted but you are far too heavy to fly and they are a pain to get through doors

I wish I had a worthwhile hobby

 

[Dr.Susse]

Sadly the wish master is dyslexic and he just gave you a mummy.

I wish for all the children to be happy.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, they're now all child molesters.

I wish for a kind, loyal, tabby cat that can fire lazers from it's eyes

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Fuck you! *shot gun to the head*

I wish for parents!

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but they only speak Mongolian

I wish for fast internet.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, but i've just transported you to the year 2252, everyone has a faster internet connection than you and your computer would explode from the amount of data contained on one webpage.

 

[PrimoThePro]

...I wish I could fly in any direction I want.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

...I wish I could fly in any direction I want.

Sorry, I forgot to post my wish.

OT:Granted, but you'll be like a Toyota, once you start, you won't stop.

I wish I had an uneaten Gum Gum Devil Fruit in my hands right now.