Corrupt a Wish game

[Zeromaeus]

You realize that you could have wished to be ultimately powerful and divine and as such, would have the power to circumvent any negative circumstances that come forthwith.

I wish someone would corrupt my next wish.

 

[Dr.Susse]

No which is the greatest corruption of all mwahahaha

I wish pop music was mainly heavy metal.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but now Lady Gaga is doing heavy metal

I wish for someone to say hello

 

[Zeromaeus]

Hello, I'm Death, come to take your soul to hell.

I wish for a fresh glass of perfectly filtered spring water.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but you can't drink water because your made from sand.

I wish women would weep at my singing.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but it's men who identify themselves as women

I wish I had the world's rarest truffle.

 

[Zeromaeus]

@dr.susse Ha ha! I wanted the water to bring life to a wilting flower!

Women do weep at the sound of your singing, but once they begin weeping, they cannot stop and quickly dehydrate.

I wish that somewhere, somehow, a starving man or woman in a desert finds an oasis where they can survive for a short period of time.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but that person is the person that spreads the zombie virus

Actually that's my wish.

 

[Zeromaeus]

...granted in its entirety.

I wish that the zombie invasion will go smoothly.

 

[Dr.Susse]

WE only have to wait.
I wish all possible left 4 dead survivors are the first to go.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Done, but only because they rage quit five minutes in because realism mode was too much for them...

I wish for Resident Evil zombies in Raccoon City...
Or just Raccoon City...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Wish malfunction.. EvIL rAcCoons.. zombie cITY

I wish for no more headshots.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Now body shots give instant kills. Way to make it easy dude.

I wish for infinite ammo and a perfectly functional gun that uses said ammo that is within my access and experience to use.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, but it's a BB gun.

That the next poster would corrupt my wish. Therefore actually granting my wish but then not actually doing so causing a paradox which would implode the universe.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Some where a poet cries at this logic. But the universe is imploding.

I wish earth had less gravity.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Okay, but its only on a microscopic scale. Hardly noticeable even to the lowest of organisms.

I wish for an invasion of extraterrestrials.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but they were too delicious to not eat and now were in an intergaltic war.

I wish every day was towel day.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, Ten ton towels now fall from the sky everday, nonstop jackass.

I wish it WASN'T towel day EVER!

 

[Scde2]

Great no more towels at all

I wish everything returned to normal.

 

[Dr.Susse]

(you monster)
Granted now there aren't any towels ant the world will never be dry again.

I wish I was in the loop.