Corrupt a Wish game

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Unia

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Jan 15, 2010
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Granted. Now nothing surprising or unusual will happen ever again. Killjoy.

I wish my email sorted out by itself.
 

j1-2themax

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Jun 30, 2008
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Granted, now all the good stuff gets sent straight to the trash bin and all the junk mail and spam opens itself immediately.

I wish I had a fully controllable zombie army.
 

KitsunetheFox

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Jan 3, 2010
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They eat everything, but then they get peckish and eat you too.

I wish for an army of robo-squirrels under my complete control.
 

Zeromaeus

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Aug 19, 2009
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Granted, but they become self-aware and send Squirrelinators to kill you.

I wish for three wishes.
 

Fury Is Me.

Oh, Tasty Tasty.
Feb 20, 2010
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Granted, but now you only have 2 wishes. (Try to firgure out the logic with that.)

I wish I had a 7ft Masamune.
 

Zeromaeus

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Aug 19, 2009
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Okay Shinra. Just so you know, Sephiroth just entered the building.

I wish I had an edible non-poisoned cookie.
 

j1-2themax

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Jun 30, 2008
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OK, I'll give you something from my Cadbury Cream Egg and raisin cookie batch.

I wish I had a long block to complete this Tetris.
 

Blasphemous Rex

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Jul 26, 2009
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Here's your long block, but the joystick got stuck.

Here's your paradox, but it will cause you to go crazy.

I wish I had a cat.
 

Dr.Susse

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Apr 17, 2009
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Granted but you can only prank call Betty White.

I wish for a direct to brain raido station.
 

Fury Is Me.

Oh, Tasty Tasty.
Feb 20, 2010
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Granted, but it only gets one station, Disney Radio. MWAHAHAHAHA! AND YOU CAN'T TURN IT OFF!

I wish I had Pac-Man in a acge.
 

Dr.Susse

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Apr 17, 2009
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Granted but it's the Zimbabwen Dollar so It works out to be roughly 0.02679 US Dollars

I wish I had more time to dance.
 

Blasphemous Rex

Better Than You
Jul 26, 2009
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You do, but your legs got chopped off in a strange dancing accident.

Here you go, but it will explode in one minute.

I wish for world power.
 

Dr.Susse

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Apr 17, 2009
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Ok now everyone in the world has electricity.

I wish for more Charles Bronson movies.