Corrupt a Wish game

[oppp7]

It's not in your country.

I wish for socialism.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, it's on pluto, go get it boy.

I wish for a million crisp dollar bills that can't be corrupted in any way and that nothing will happen to me before, during, or after the time period that I get them, OR THE ECONOMY OF THE U.S!

 

[oppp7]

Ok, but all of your loved ones die horrible deaths.

I wish for capitalism.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, it's on Neptune, go get it boy .

I wish for the same wish that I made above but this time that nothing bad would happen to ANYTHING in the multiverse at ANY point in time.

 

[oppp7]

Which includes dying, and you drive yourself insane due to boredom and wishing for a death that never comes. This is due to the fact that it's not something bad happening to you technically.

I wish for communism.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, it's right in front of you but you've got a collar around your neck that stops you right before it's in your reach! AHAHAHAHA!

I wish I had a chocolate bar.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ok, but it costs hm his life.

{ha ha he is already dead}
Ok but the bar is eaten because no room that serves drinks should be made from anything edible.

I wish for a didgeridoo.

 

[oppp7]

It's too large to use.

I wish for a brutal murder.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, put it together now.

I wish I had a tabby cat that wasn't rabid, was house trained, wouldn't kill me or anything else, wouldn't cause me to go bankrupt, wouldn't cause m or anyone else to fall ill, wouldn't harm me or anyone else, and was kind and loyal. oh, and that it wouldn't die until it died of old age, or get hurt. (Corrupt THAT!) Oh, and that it wasn't giant, or micro scopic, that i9t would be normal sized, and orange.

 

[SpiritCorsair]

Granted. Those angry Aboriginals chasing you with cricket bats want it back, though.

I wish I had a new cutting edge mobile phone.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Well Carol Channing isn't gonna be too happy but a wish is a wish your tabby is her's and she wants it back.

the mobile cuts you with its edge.

I wish for more cookies.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, their lain old cookies with no added sugars or chocolates, basically hard bread.

I wish for a gun.

 

[SpiritCorsair]

Granted... it slows down your browser until it crashes, though.

I wish I could post to this thing without getting ninja'd.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, but I shoot you for attempting to ninja me.

I wish that spirit had a better avatar.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Garanted but only you can see it
I wish Fury is Me gets his gun.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted in it's entirty with no corruption of any kind!

I wish Dr. susse ot a gun too!

 

[Dr.Susse]

*yes we're now a pose lets round up some hoodlums*
But as I finished speaking I was shot...

Avenge me Fury.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, I shoot Zeromaeus for shooting you then eat his soul.

Bring dr. susse back to life.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Yay! Wait a minute that means I'm a Zombie......

I wish for brains.

 

[oppp7]

Ok, but you're still dead.

I wish for a magic unicorn.