Corrupt a Wish game

[Uncreative]

Granted, but Hell was really rather exaggerated over the years.
I mean, sure, Karaoke night can get a little rough, but they have awesome tacos.


I wish for shoes that are actually comfortable.

 

[darth jacen]

ok but they have no soles

I wish for an amazing laptop

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish all the people in the world who vocally bash popular things would lose the ability to speak.

 

[Dr.Susse]

that's Yhatzee gone then.

I wish I could print thoughts on papper.

 

[Uncreative]

Granted, but EVERY thought is printed on paper.
And that paper is hung around your neck.
And written in bold.


I wish I knew where the remote is.

 

[Dr.Susse]

it is next to hell.(the oven)

I wish I could stop wrighting in blood

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, you now write in hydrochloric acid, with your finger.

I wish I had a Hunting rifle with a silencer.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but Because of a strange acoustical anomaly if you shoot a silencer in the woods every one can hear it.

I wish to stop being injured in this thread.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but you will be injured in every other thread

I wish for a good videogame

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted hear is Dizzy ? The Ultimate Cartoon Adventure.

I wish for pandora's box.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

No, instead you will get hurt in this thread. *Beats the shit out of dr. susse for not capitalizing his name).

I wish I had a 2 billion dollar bill.

 

[oppp7]

It was stolen from a bank. Good luck in jail.

I wish for a pony!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

IT'S A ZOMBIE PONY!

I wish I knew what oppp7's avatar was.

 

[HTID Raver]

granted, but you now have AIDS



i wish music these days didnt suck

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, I will now transport you back to to the 1700's, when music didn't suck, but there was no TV.

I wish I had magical powahs.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but this time the power is more useful..... You have the uncanny ability to know if a piece of furniture can fit through a door or not.

I wish for a fan. (it's quite hot here)

 

[Uncreative]

Granted, but the powers gone out.


I wish I could find something funny to watch on TV.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hear's an episode of farther ted.
http://smotri.com/video/view/?id=v10341155944 - you might even find out were my avatar is from.

I wish for more.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

You get less.

I wish I had a straw hat.

 

[Uncreative]

Granted, but its gone moldy.

Hear's an episode of farther ted.
http://smotri.com/video/view/?id=v10341155944 - you might even find out were my avatar is from.

Ha, that's actually pretty funny.
I've seen the guy who plays Dougal in another show before, too. Yay Trivia!

I wish for a pet duck.