Corrupt a Wish game

[Dr.Susse]

Bites unicorn

Spoiler: sorry

I wish I didn't do that.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Granted, but your home town blows up.

I wish I didn't have so much homework to do, over easter.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted Easter is over and you didn't do any of your homework.

I wish for a never ending supply of coconuts.

 

[Uncreative]

Granted, but they keep growling at you and you prefer to give them their space.


I wish for better balance.

 

[Dr.Susse]

granted your now a brick.

I wish for A Guinness

 

[Scde2]

granted, but it's the Guinness Book of World Records

I wish for a get out of jail free card

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but we're playing cluedo.

I wish for corruption.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, theere's now corruption in England.

I wish for Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I was going to say 'well it will be the final Kingdom Hearts and it will be very unfulfilling' but I couldn't do it, I?m a bad corruptor.

I wish I could just sulk in the corner now.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I was going to say 'well it will be the final Kingdom Hearts and it will be very unfulfilling' but I couldn't do it, I?m a bad corruptor.

I wish I could just sulk in the corner now.

(It couldn't possibly be the last Kingdom hearts because, Square Enix will lose so much credibility if they discontinue Birth by Sleep, which already has so much hype.)

Granted, and i'll even give you a razor to cut yourself with.

I wish for a master ball.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but it as a Magikarp in it.

I now wish for some bandaid's

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Not granted, instead, you get a bullet to the head for giving me a magikarp.

I wish I had a master ball with an Arceus in it.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but what?s that Arceus is evolving. Congratulations you now have another magikarp.

I now wish for a bandaid more than ever and I also Wish for protection from the beating Fury is about to dish out.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, I give you the band-aid but not the protection, and proceed to whoop your ass with my kung fu skills. Then I rip the bandaid off SLOWLY.

I wish I had the Strawhat Crew and the Going-Merry-Go.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I think I Corrupted this wish for you yesterday. But any way Granted but it?s the going-merry at the moment of its Viking funeral and everyone is in the bow.

I wish Blackbeard get's what?s coming.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, Redbeard now rules the world.

I wish you and me could be super heroes with magical powahs.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but my power is super incontinence and yours is getting pens to work that stopped working long ago.

I wish ohh god incontinence attack.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

No, You just lost your powers, asshole, I offered to make us superheroes and you give me that bull. *Beats the living crap out of dr. susse.* There's your wish.

I wish for nothing. I'm happy as I am.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Well we?ll leave it there then

I wish for my living crap to be returned at you own convenience.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I'm not taking any of your crap.

I wish you would burn in hell.