Corrupted Wishmaker

[Zedzero]

Granted but it is an ikea set,(it has no engine, and is missing several key pieces) lets see you put it together.

I wish to find the next big thing.

 

[Spaghetti]

Granted, but you think it sucks

I wish for a cookie to eat that has nothing wrong with it

 

[Sassafrass]

Granted, but you lose it after it falls out of your jeans.

I wish I had an endless supply of amazing jokes.

 

[Spaghetti]

Granted, but the world becomes like the Movie "equilibrium" where emotion is illegal, so neither you nor anyone else can enjoy them.

I wish it was daytime

 

[Sassafrass]

Granted, but you get a truck driver sun tan (badly burnt left arm)

I wish for the best game ever made.

 

[Spaghetti]

Granted, but it causes Blue Screen of Death (oh noes!)

I wish for a longer attention span

 

[Sassafrass]

Granted, but your attention is stuck on a shiny red ball for the rest of your life.

I wish I was Jesus.

 

[VargRaev]

Granted, now you are too large to be inside a house.


I wish i could survive in space

 

[roel23]

granted but your mouth is ducktaped together forever so u cant sing

i wish i knew what to wish

 

[TjoxYorro]

Grantet, but my wish makes your brains explode.

I wish for The Cup of Endless Coffee.

 

[Tartan_Ninja]

Granted, but it's de-caff.

I wish for some toast.

 

[Zedzero]

Granted but it full of maggots.

I wish to be good at COD4.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but you now suck at every other game for the rest of your life.

I wish I could direct crappy, straight-to-DVD horror sequels.

 

[Zedzero]

Granted but your DVD player is eaten by kirby and you are unable to find another.

I wish for a yoshi egg.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but I'm included in the package
[sup]did you freaking summon me?[/sup]

I wish for a plane.

 

[Metric Monkey]

The flat level or surface of an object appears before you.

I wish for the answer to everything because 42 was a lie.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but the answer *is* 42.

I wish for love...

 

[Zedzero]

Granted but you recieve man love.

I wish for cold hard steel.