Costume-Specific Boob Bouncing Coming to DOA5
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That is actually really cool!
I hope this means that outfits that should hold them up will actually look like they're holding 'em up.
I don't have a problem with big-tittied-chicks... I have considerable knockers myself. But watching them bounce around like they're not supported at all makes me cringe with sympathy boob-ache.
Seriously, guys, it would be like middle-aged balls with no pants, smacking around your knees as you run from the giant purple dildo. Except that your balls are not so heavy that they throw off your balance... unless they are in which case it may be time for new balls.
I hope this means that outfits that should hold them up will actually look like they're holding 'em up.
I don't have a problem with big-tittied-chicks... I have considerable knockers myself. But watching them bounce around like they're not supported at all makes me cringe with sympathy boob-ache.
Seriously, guys, it would be like middle-aged balls with no pants, smacking around your knees as you run from the giant purple dildo. Except that your balls are not so heavy that they throw off your balance... unless they are in which case it may be time for new balls.
Pfft. Yeah, fan service for.... who exactly?tmande2nd said:
Talk to me about fan service when there's more scenes of dudes making out in an alley.
y'know, I've always preferred DOA's much more streamlined controls and better over all presentation than Tekken, but I have to concede the point here. I'd be so much more excited if Tecmo had announced that DOA5 would have even tighter controls, more responsive counter systems in place and had rehired Itagaki to lead the team. Boobs are fun to gawk/stare/drool over, but ultimately, I liked DOA2/3/4 because of their gameplay. This does nothing for me.Lord Beautiful said:
Isn't DOA mostly about rock hard man bodies and sexy women?Screamarie said:
And I don't know how large a penis would have to be to "visibly bounce" in your pants, but I have a feeling that arousal would kill you.
@Rest of Thread: Not sure I understand the big drama behind games that decide to prioritize sexuality.
Some games go balls to the walls on violence, others on story, others on sex, or in the case of Tetris, Geometry.
Why is there no up in arms drama about new "violence physics" but people always act noble and uptight when breasts come into the picture.
Feels like people put sexuality too high on a pedestal, just reads unhealthy :/.
I've liked all the DOA's, some of my fondest memories was playing DOA: Hardcore with my friend and trying to counter all his attacks into grapples. I couldn't really compete on Soul Caliber, but DOA was just slow enough to work for me.
I liked Tina and her Father, I forget his name at the moment. Heck, I might be wrong on her name too.
Pointing out a cliche while acting like a phenomenal one yourself is pretty funny.GangstaPony said:
Just because there is still a large group of puritan minded people alive and kicking does not mean that any group should feel they need to operate within the social norms of that single group.
Had they specialized on bone breaking physics would it be any better? The fact that violence gets a pass but "Sexuality" is immature is mind blowing. Have we really become that deeply ingrained with violence?
All of this fake outrage and smug scorn is both entirely predictable and extremely boring. Who cares if the game's "boob" engine is getting an upgrade? It's hardly any more shameful than harlequin romance novels. Terribly written, borderline pornographic books displayed across the front of every supermarket and Walgreens book section that are directed entirely at females. Publishers just know how to pander to their core demographic, be it for interactive media or otherwise. Stop acting like it's killing the damn industry or seriously besmirching its reputation. Team Ninja has been doing this for a looong time and clearly it has been working out just fine for them. I doubt Fox news is going to swoop in and suddenly say "OF FUCK, THEY'VE SPECIALIZED THE JIGGLE PHYSICS! THIS IS FRONT PAGE NEWS YOU GUYS! PUT ON YOUR OFFENDED FACES, MILLION MOMS IS GOING TO BE ALL OVER THIS SHIT!!" If you personally don't like it then go play one of the many other fighting games available or campaign to get a more balanced level of pandering in the games. There you go.
Still makes it a boring fighter. The moves aren't interesting, the character designs aren't unique or memorable, its just......bleh. Everyone knows what a Hadouken is. We know what Soul Calibur is, we can at least recognize the guy with the demon wings in Tekken, but this? Girls with big tits fighting.
Guys like tits, I like tits, but tits don't make a good fighting game. They don't even help to be honest. If I want to get hot and bothered over tits I'll watch porn like a normal human being.
Guys like tits, I like tits, but tits don't make a good fighting game. They don't even help to be honest. If I want to get hot and bothered over tits I'll watch porn like a normal human being.
Its just some people aren't the lowest common denominator. Some people have standards. Its just facepalm inducing to see a bunch of devs go "HAHA BOOBIES! BUY OUR GAME CUZ TITS!!". I like tits, but I'm not going to act like a 13 year old about it.Andy of Comix Inc said:
It just means you aren't the target audience. If the game meets its incredibly modest goals then its a winner for those who want that stuff, right? You can just ignore it. There are people who will want "BOOBIES LOL TITS" and they will enjoy the game - that's who the game is for, and those people could be crab people who live underground for all we know and it'd still justify this game being made.Don Savik said:
...And this is new how? Seriously, I don't think Team Ninja has leaned by now that boobs do not work that way!
While they did get rid of him because of the sexual harassment claims, by getting rid of him they lost a good deal of talent. By most accounts, he was damn good at video games and damn good at designing them too.BX3 said:
Sooooo dudes then? Lesbians don't generally like that sort of thing either. I wouldn't call it fan service just more like ... I don't know "guy service". Like they're standing right beside you giving you an HJ while you're playing. *stroke* *stroke*tmande2nd said: