Costume-Specific Boob Bouncing Coming to DOA5
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You know what? I follow the news, and it's wars, death, murders, draconian laws, more wars, more deaths, David Cameron, more murders... it's pretty depressing reading is all I'm saying.
And then occasionally something like this comes along to cheer me up and take the edge off.
Thank you, Team Ninja. Thank you for making my life that little bit better.
And then occasionally something like this comes along to cheer me up and take the edge off.
Thank you, Team Ninja. Thank you for making my life that little bit better.
I don't think there is much that Team Ninja doesn't know about boobs. I believe they hold "research sessions" with particularly well-endowed young ladies from time to time. You know, for the sake of realism.CrazyGirl17 said:
They really are "the dirty old uncle who tells unfunny jokes and makes everybody feel a little uncomfortable" of the games world, aren't they?Father Time said:
Hey hey, don't go knocking Team Ninja, they're all about story. Didn't you see the Metroid Other M? Yes it was heavily borrowed from Metroid Fusion and crappified and yes the voice actors sucked, and sure they made Samus a weak little girl vs her amazing bounty hunter self.
And Ninja Gaiden with it's wide array of women who played a big breasted part in the story!
But they have RESPECT for womens.... breasts. :U
And Ninja Gaiden with it's wide array of women who played a big breasted part in the story!
But they have RESPECT for womens.... breasts. :U
Well hey, man if they can get you to pay something you can see every day on the internet... I'll keep laughing.BrionJames said:
I'm pretty sure your supplied images were created explicitly to portray men in a state of sexual arousal. Bulges, large, hard nipples... it's difficult to argue that they weren't created to appeal to masturbatory urges.j-e-f-f-e-r-s said:Sorry, what?Paragon Fury said:
There's a good reason why the artwork of Tom of Finland is considered hyper-sexualised, whereas your average image of Superman is not.
Hint: it's in the bulge.
I'm guessing you're of the school of thought that an alpha-male build and plenty of muscles are what define the sexualisation of males. Sorry, no dice. If you want a man to look like a power fantasy, you give him prominent pecks, biceps you could bend steel round and a superhero outfit. If you want a man to look like a sexual object, you show lots of skin, put emphasis on nipples and bum-cheeks, and most importantly give him some bulge.
If the penis isn't important in a man's sexuality, why do so many men wangst about whether theirs is big enough? Why does pornograpy put an emphasis on men hung like stallions? Why is there the common idea perpetuated through our society that you need to be a hung man in order to properly satisfy a lady? I mean, it's not particularly true, but you see it implied and perpetuated in the media nonetheless.
Sexualized, multiple partner, homosexual fantasy or harmless children's entertainment... hardly.
At least they've never lied about it being all about the bounce. Others have said such things were incidental, or ancillary. These guys know they're just there for the spectacle, and they stopped pandering to anything else a long time ago. Now, front and center for each new release is what's front and center. It's hardly fanservice, any more, since the game seems to be designed from the bounce out. That's more or less why people still come to the series by now, isn't it?
Damn it Team Ninja. Why don't you just make porn already? We all know that you want to. Just sell a porn mode as age-restricted DLC a few months after the debut as by then most of the sales from horny young teenagers will have dried up and you can finally put porn out there.
I have no problem with all this jiggle physics but I do have problems with you being a big cocktease, Team Ninja.
I have no problem with all this jiggle physics but I do have problems with you being a big cocktease, Team Ninja.
I don't understand jiggle physics in games. I mean, yeah, I would look, it draws my attention, but it doesn't trigger any mental or physiological responses in me, i.e. not a stray thought. It's like I'm waiting for something--anything--to happen, but of course, nothing does.
They should make a sumo game and apply all this jiggle physics to fat men's bellies. For legitimacy.
So accurate that its unrealistic. The people that make these games have never seen real breasts before and give them anti gravitational powers. So sad that they cant sell there game as a beat em up thats good. Like the last one they will sell it on dumb unrealistic boob physics.