Could 1 Direction be the new justin biber?

[Alexander Cunningham]

Because all the females i know won't shut up about them and they are teen heartthrobs.
Captcha-Double team. Oh god what!?!?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Could who be the who now?

Damn kids, won't pick a band and just stick to it.

 

[Rawne1980]

well the thing about 1 direction is theres like... five of them, uno? and their like all so cute but i guess like justin has this oneman thing about him. i mean could you imagine having to pick from 1 direction itd b like being asked to pick from jacob or edward. i mean really! jacob has the body but edward is like so alluring. anyway so like, 1 direction are great and i love that one song where in the music video theyr all cute but like justin has been like mine for so, so long and i mean, did you hear about Vanessa? that ***** was telling everyone 'oh I heard of him first i told everyone about him!' that is such a lie! that slut was too busy trying to chat up mike. god, he's hot.

anyway, like, bieber was there first and have you seen how much hes grown up? its like he was adorable and now hes cute and sexy. its like ive grown up with him and that weve always been together. We've never like, met, or spoke, or whatever but were so close its like unbelievable. 1 direction just seem so distant, even if they are like so cute.

It's quite scary that you almost got that right, it's as if you can think like one of them. That is a dark place to send your mind my friend.

Add in a bit more drooling/screaming/swooning and you'd be spot on.

 

[CAPTCHA]

-snipeth-

Damn. That's a little to close to the mark.

OT: yeah I'm a fan... ppprtttttpppthh

 

[bobmus]

More like the new JLS really - talent show non-winners with no talent. However they are exceptionally young, I guess like Bieber... Ugh.

 

[Lionsfan]

I remember when everyone was asking if Justin Bieber was the new Jonas Brothers. And everyone was asking if they were the new Jesse McCartney. And everyone was asking if he was the next Aaron Carter....etc etc.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

No. Most teenage girls I know don't give a shit about Justin Bieber, but they like One Direction. Plus the fact that they're, y'know, a boy band.

They're more like the new JLS. Except JLS are still popular.

Fuck the music industry.

 

[5t3v0]

I don't care. All I hope is that they go one direction... and that direction is off a cliff.

 

[Hazy992]

The thing is I can actually bear to listen to 1 Direction. I don't like them by any means but listening to their songs doesn't feel like dipping my balls in liquid nitrogen then smashing them with a hammer like listening to Justin Bieber does.

 

[kasperbbs]

Who..? Ok, i looked them up. They can replace bieber for all i care, just stay away from my mp3 player!

 

[Smeatza]

One direction are a fantastic example of how to market to lonely houswives.
Take note kids, and the evil might rub off on you.

 

[Hyper-space]

well the thing about 1 direction is theres like... five of them, uno?

WHAT?!

That is just mean and confusing! I'mma sue them for false-advertisement.

 

[ToastyMozart]

Oh come on, they can't be that ba-OH GOD MY F**KING EARS! I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH BLOOD!

Both need to go jump in a lake of Nitric Acid.


Captcha: cotton on
Me: Thanks for the tip :'\

 

[him over there]

Perhaps, but honestly that's just the cycle of manufactured throw away crap that specifically targets teen girl's in the music industry.

Besides, they're not all that bad:

 

[Berithil]

well the thing about 1 direction is theres like... five of them, uno? and their like all so cute but i guess like justin has this oneman thing about him. i mean could you imagine having to pick from 1 direction itd b like being asked to pick from jacob or edward. i mean really! jacob has the body but edward is like so alluring. anyway so like, 1 direction are great and i love that one song where in the music video theyr all cute but like justin has been like mine for so, so long and i mean, did you hear about Vanessa? that ***** was telling everyone 'oh I heard of him first i told everyone about him!' that is such a lie! that slut was too busy trying to chat up mike. god, he's hot.

anyway, like, bieber was there first and have you seen how much hes grown up? its like he was adorable and now hes cute and sexy. its like ive grown up with him and that weve always been together. We've never like, met, or spoke, or whatever but were so close its like unbelievable. 1 direction just seem so distant, even if they are like so cute.

That's....scary. Scary how much you sound (type?) like one of those tween girls. Maybe a little bit more worshiping, and possibly some misspelled words for effect, and you've got it spot on.


O.T. I have never heard about 1 direction until now. I'm guessing they're a hack teen band. They'll probably fade away in a year or two, just like all the others.

 

[Xanthious]

Well I'm more of a Big Time Rush fan myself but that has more to do with my odd fascination with Nickelodeon more than anything. Hell I'm watching Victorious as I'm typing this truth be told. iCarly is on next, good times!