Could Jesus stop bullets?

[Sheaphard117]

idk, why don't you go ask him?

 

[Amy Sorel]

idk, why don't you go ask him?

He don't answer.

 

[Angerwing]

Of course Jesus could stop bullets. He's a wizard.

What gets me though, is the walking on water thing. If he walks on water as if it were land, wouldn't small waves, or even ripples, disturb the surface so much that he would lose his footing. Or at least seriously damage his ankles.

I don't think this was thought through.

 

[FogHornG36]

Ya he could, he would stop them by catching them with his body

What if they were .50 cals?

Of course he could, if there is one thing jesus knows how to do, its die... for your sins.

 

[Marcosn]

Anyways, I suppose yes he could, but obviously he wouldn't since "turn the other cheek" and all. and he never actively opposed the people who killed him.

is it wrong that when i read this i imagined a roman coming up behind him and "popping a cap is his arse"?

I think he could dodge them and that he's the agent smith of this world! (not saying hes the bad guy...)

A roman wouldn't just shoot somebody, that's far too quick. Romans are famous for devising elaborate and excruciating torture. A simple bullet is just too simple.

well to be fair it is right it the butt so it wouldn't be an insta-kill... i suppose he COULD get knee capped but OUCH, i think he'd rather avoid that one to be honest.

I still stand by my opinion that he COULD but just WONT because he's awkward like that.

 

[kickassfrog]

Anyways, I suppose yes he could, but obviously he wouldn't since "turn the other cheek" and all. and he never actively opposed the people who killed him.

is it wrong that when i read this i imagined a roman coming up behind him and "popping a cap is his arse"?

I think he could dodge them and that he's the agent smith of this world! (not saying hes the bad guy...)

A roman wouldn't just shoot somebody, that's far too quick. Romans are famous for devising elaborate and excruciating torture. A simple bullet is just too simple.

well to be fair it is right it the butt so it wouldn't be an insta-kill... i suppose he COULD get knee capped but OUCH, i think he'd rather avoid that one to be honest.

I still stand by my opinion that he COULD but just WONT because he's awkward like that.

Well, the romans were pretty good at killing people en masse when they needed to. When that army of 10,000 defeated an army of 100,000 celts you can bet that wasn't more than a few hours

 

[Do4600]

If the bible is true, yes, he could, but he wouldn't.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Yeah, course he could, they're just bullets.

I mean, plenty of people can stop bullets. Theodore Roosevelt, Jason Statham, Agent Tequila, Fireman Sam......

Just to name a few.