Could The Dude Defeat the entire Avengers?

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

SNIP

...neither. I didn't think the Big Lebowski was that good of a movie. I understand it has a cult following, but its up there with RHPS for me. No idea what the appeal is, or even how you can watch it more than once.

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

...neither. I didn't think the Big Lebowski was that good of a movie. I understand it has a cult following, but its up there with RHPS for me. No idea what the appeal is, or even how you can watch it more than once.

To be fair...It does require a sense of humour.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

...neither. I didn't think the Big Lebowski was that good of a movie. I understand it has a cult following, but its up there with RHPS for me. No idea what the appeal is, or even how you can watch it more than once.

To be fair...It does require a sense of humour.

Duck Soup is one of my favorite movies. That's all I have to say.

And if you're going to say damned stoner crime comedy is funnier than the Marx Brothers, then you and I will be crossing swords very soon.

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

Well, Walter could come along and grab one of them, but he'd probably fuck it up. Fuck it up! But he was in 'Nam, dude.

But the Dude alone? Nah, chances are he'd be like a child who wanders in in the middle of a conversation and therefore have no frame of reference.

 

[Souplex]

Let's go case by case:
Iron Man: It's chump change for him, no problem.
War Machine: Big on personal responsibility, assuming the dude could convince him he was at fault, no problem.
Black Panther: It's chump change for him, no problem.
Black Widow: She would deny any wrongdoing, and say it was some spy-games false-flag bullshit.
Vision: Does he have money in the first place?
Spider Man: Too poor to pay. Would probably agree to make a new rug out of web though.
Colonel Democracy: Would stand his ground, and insist he wasn't at fault.
Falcon: Kind of a tossup.
Ant (Scott Lang) Man: Would plead poverty, and has established he doesn't care much for the property of others.
Winter Soldier: "I do not recall this incident"
Hawkeye: Kind of a tossup.
Scarlet Witch: Kind of a tossup.
The Hulk: "Puny rug got in Hulk's way, Hulk not pay."
Thor: Would probably provide a fancy super-rug from Asgard.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

...neither. I didn't think the Big Lebowski was that good of a movie. I understand it has a cult following, but its up there with RHPS for me. No idea what the appeal is, or even how you can watch it more than once.

To be fair...It does require a sense of humour.

Duck Soup is one of my favorite movies. That's all I have to say.

And if you're going to say damned stoner crime comedy is funnier than the Marx Brothers, then you and I will be crossing swords very soon.

Welcome to Subjectivity. Here's a pamphlet describing the ways you can have your opinion without someone else's opinion invalidating it. Over on the table are some cookies and pillows, whichever helps you calm yourself. If you're still wound up we can direct you to the seminar down the hall on how to accept people having perspectives that differ from your own. Enjoy your time here. Or not. Its your choice, but we do recommend that for the sake of long-term health, one may want to stop worrying that others may indeed have different tastes than you do, since there's nothing you can do about it.
Have a nice day!

OT: The Dude would be fine, probably end up with a new rug care of Captain America, but Walter might inadvertently trigger a Hulk rage moment that destroys said new rug... It could be interesting.

 

[CaptainMarvelous]

Civil War II: Who's going to pay for the dudes new rug? Not helped out by the fact I'm preeeeeetty sure the Dude and Obadiah Stane are the same person.

 

[Saelune]

Id say whoever laser-beamed his rug perhaps. Though I think not being blown up is a bigger plus than getting compensated for your rug.

Its times like this I wish I was an artist/animator, cause I kind of want to animate this event.

I'm kind of actually learning to draw for similar reasons. Namely depicting the guards in Skyrim acting like tsunderes. Because the way they go from mockingly asking if someone stole your sweetroll to complementing your "honeyed words" makes them like they all have some sort of secret crush on you.

If I wasn't on such limited funds as is, Id buy a drawing tablet to improve myself, since supposedly I have talent but no discipline, and erasers never erase good enough. I have a lot of ideas of things Id love to draw and animate, but lack the means.

 

[Ihateregistering1]

Depends on several things: Does he have Walter and Donny with him to assist? Does he have access to Kahlua, cream, and vodka? Bowling attire or in a robe?

If yes to the first two, and in a robe, then I vote for Team Dude. And if you disagree with me...well that's just like, your opinion man.

 

[K12]

OH we are NOT doing this again!
How many of these copy/paste threads cycles where we change one little thing from another are we going to do? Would You Date X, and now can X Defeat the Avengers.

Shut the fuck up Pony!

[I'm doing a quote btw before I get given a warning]

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

OH we are NOT doing this again!
How many of these copy/paste threads cycles where we change one little thing from another are we going to do? Would You Date X, and now can X Defeat the Avengers.

Shut the fuck up Pony!

[I'm doing a quote btw before I get given a warning]

I was actually about to PM you saying to watch it. Not that I'm offended, but that IS something that can get a warning.

But if it helps, Mods I am not offended.