Could you defeat your evil twin?

[Burst6]

I thing our fight will consist of us arguing about the nature of good and evil. Maybe over a video game.

 

[oranger]

no way dood...my evil twin would be motivated, but a dumb unlike me, so I'd still be sleeping in, dreaming of a new profession and -BAM- he'd swing a cat at my head.

 

[oranger]

This makes me think of my new theory: perhaps for motivation, I need a nemesis.

 

[TimeLord]

Going by the assumption that my evil twin (apart from being the Valeyard) would be the complete opposite and thus much less intellectually evolved than myself (+6 ego points), would also be the opposite to my unrivalled geekyness.

Thus he would be a Twilight lover with white trainers, jeans, a baseball cap and a fetish for happy slapping.

I honestly believe I could destroy him before he raised from his ridiculous, lowered Golf GTi

 

[Deleted]

The only way to beat that which knows your plans is to be unpredictable.

Drunken boxing style!!!!

 

[Blindswordmaster]

If he's evil, then while he's maiming my cat or something I can kill him with a knife.

Now I must go repress the truth, but first you must die! Repressing in 5...4...3...2...1! And repressed. You dead yet?

Was that a DBZ abridged reference?

Yes, yes it was. Now you get a cookie and 1,006 charisma points!

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Considering I am a wimp, my evil twin would be much stronger then I, so no, I could not take him down. Though that doesn't mean other people can't beat him.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I've noticed a very disturbing trend with this thread, so I'm just going to ask it:Why do all of you people want to fuck your twin? I would understand if you were gay, but this shit makes no sense! Oh and by the way, unless your doppelganger is of the opposite sex, it's gay. Normally I wouldn't have brought this up, but you guys are freaking me out.

 

[Phenakist]

I AM the evil twin... if I were cloned it would be a 'good' clone by comparison.

 

[The Righteous One]

No can't I'm the evil one.

 

[Saxon777]

The hell you talking about? I'm the evil one...

And sure, just take out a knife and stab me. Just gotta get motivated to put the effort into it first, though. That could be an issue....

Beat me to it...

 

[bak00777]

knowing me, my evil twin will strike when im at my weakest, so he might be...behind...me...right...now......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[JokerCrowe]

Probably not. He'd be just as strong as me, only evil. So he would probably be able to kill me when I can't kill him. :<

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I'm kind of morally neutral, with occasional good tendencies, and a deeply hidden inner bastard. So my twin would be morally neutral, with occasional evil tendencies, and a deeply hidden nice guy.
Of course, in a fight to the death/for a cookie, my inner bastard would come out, and I think... it'd be a draw. It's still me fighting me, really. Besides, chances are we'd use the identical twin thing to screw with other people's heads rather than fighting each other.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

We'd probably just knock each other out at the same time with a twin falcon punch...

 

[Phoenix09215]

My evil twin wouldn't dare fight me... hes a coward! But then again, so am i >.<

So its a stale mate!

 

[steampunk42]

yup....i have revolvers!