Counterpart a game/console with a girl

[Kevon Huggins]

title says it all. Here is mine
relating to xbox 360

The first few months of your relationship were amazing. You spent every waking hour together and ditched out on family and friends just so you could be with her. She got you into all the coolest parties and you met a lot of interesting people (though some of them were total dicks). Then, out of nowhere, things just stopped working. You?re still not entirely sure what you did wrong. Maybe she just wasn?t made for a long-term relationship.

 

[Fanta Grape]

Virtual Boy.

She hurt my fucking eyes.

 

[HerbertTheHamster]

Xbox 360

Burned her alive for being a witch

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

My PC girl.
She's loyal, reliable, and she's been with me for a loong time. Of course, with any girl, sometimes she breaks down and cries, but she just wants/needs a little attention, that's all.

It's also fun to take the cover off and have a fiddle. XD

 

[Ryu-Kage]

So, I had a relationship with this girl named NESsie.

After watching her from afar as a kid, she finally visited my home, and we started to play together. However, I wasn't that good at trying to get to know her, only sharing a few specific experiences with her over and over again. When her little sister came along, I nearly forgot about her. She moved away eventually.

However, I then began to learn more about what NESsie was like, and some of the amazing things she was capable of. I had to find her again and apologize for not getting to know her better. We were finally reunited, and while we aren't quite as close as we used to be, I still hang out with her and buy her nice things that we might both enjoy. She's kind of a simple girl, but that simplicity may actually belie brilliance (not every time, obviously, but the times when it's good are REALLY good).

O_O ...seems kind of weird talking about my NES like that.

 

[The Apothecarry]

Xbox 360

We've had quite an interesting last four years. Twice you broke up with me after having a nervous breakdown and ran off to some rehab center in Texas to get yourself fixed. Now you're back and here to stay, and all I've done is neglect you. I've been spending time with your PC sister because of studies, and I hope you're okay with that. Once I get a break from class, we can go somewhere and have fun. But not tonight.

Meh, I've said stranger things immediately after watching an episode of My Little Pony. I do feel like I need to play more 360 games, but my gorram summer class gets in the way.

 

[AetherWolf]

Wii. I didn't really want to be with her in the first place but everyone, especially my mother, insisted on it. We had a good couple of months together, but then PS3 moved in, and, well... Sorry hun, but I've moved on. At least you have PS2 and Gamecube to keep you company, right?


Also, the thread immediately brought console-tans to mind.

Spoiler

Yeeeesssss.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Wii.

She's not the prettiest or smartest girl in the world, but she's sociable and once you get to know her and find the good things to her, she'll be a big load of fun. But all the people with prettier girls or higher-maintenance girls will laugh at her, calling her ugly and boring, and call you less of a man for liking a girl like that.

 

[Vault101]

The wii

I honestly thourght everthing would be ok between us, I trusted him...even loved him

however I soon realised he was focused on other things on the new direction in his career...he was neglecting me, but I stood by him as this was my first real relationship and I really loved smash bros and metroid..

but then.....I had an afair...with the ps2

he was angray and couldnt understand why, I told him that he had forgotten about my needs, that he had grown soft and I loved the OLD nintendo..not what he had become, he still didnt understand

then finally I said I had finally realised that PC was the one for me all this time, I just didnt realise it at the time,

we havnt spoken since...but Im very happy with PC

 

[Wintermoot]

Dreamcast (this is not my personal experience with the DC but rather the history of the DC)
she was amazing and we did allot of fun stuff together but it just didn't work out.
It was my fault not hers.

my PC
I raised her from child to adult and know her from the inside out we had some fights but I like her but she,s getting old.
and yeah she,s high in maintenance but she gives me hours of fun!

 

[TheAmokz]

Phantom. Neither girl or console exist.

 

[Erana]

Oh, Macbook running PC games with Wine...
That's not how it works.
...
How did you do that.
How the fuck did you do that?
You aren't doing it right!... but you're still doing it.?

Oh GOD I'm a computer lesbian..?

OK, let's cut this out for a second. Is this supposed to be a sexual relationship, and this has all turned deeply terrifying, or is that because I am not a lesbian and the thing I'm gaming on is meant to be female in this hypothetical situation, that I go do girly things with it like bake things and covet granite countertops..?

 

[SckizoBoy]

My two year old PC:

When I met her, I was ill, and she helped nurse me back to health. I never ask too much of her and even if I do, she tolerates my unreasonable requests. And we've never exchanged an angry word. Sure, she sometimes ignores me, but never for long. After all this time, she still looks good and performs like an Olympian in every way.

[sub][sub][sub][sub]Good grief, that actually reminds me of a friend IRL...[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[CommanderKirov]

My first game boy.

She was fat.

 

[AWDMANOUT]

My late PS3.

She was all I dreamed about for months. Sleek, sexy, expensive tastes. I saved up all my Christmas money for that first date out on the town with her. It was glorious. She ran like a beauty, and pleased me in all sorts of ways that I can't even begin to put into words.

Several months ago, I learned she was terminally ill. YLOD. I wept for hours, tearing the manual and internet apart searching for a cure, even going to a point where I performed makeshift surgery on her myself.

She didn't make it.

I have one of those thinner ones now. But it's not the same. They lack finesse. Rugged, where they should be smooth. Quiet, where they should rumble with the sounds of our adventures.

It will do. For now. Until I find the next love out there that awaits me.