Counterpart a game/console with a girl
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I dumped my old girl of many years to get you(PS2). It was great for a while, oh the noobs we killed. But then you freaked the fuck out, didn't want to play anymore. Sure, you still showed up but you didn't want to do anything anymore. You even stopped reading. So i dumped you for your twin sister. No problems with her after 3 years.
I dumped my old girl of many years to get you(PS2). It was great for a while, oh the noobs we killed. But then you freaked the fuck out, didn't want to play anymore. Sure, you still showed up but you didn't want to do anything anymore. You even stopped reading. So i dumped you for your twin sister. No problems with her after 3 years.
My PC: She does what I want, when I want her to. I know her inside and out. She's as comfortable with games as she is with porn, so I have nothing to hide.
The downside of all this good stuff is that she's very high maintenance, and when she gets bitchy, she won't tell me what's wrong and just gives me cryptic clues and expects me to read her mind. I also cheated on my Xbox 360 for the PC (since the previous two 360's broke up with me because I paid too much attention to them).
The downside of all this good stuff is that she's very high maintenance, and when she gets bitchy, she won't tell me what's wrong and just gives me cryptic clues and expects me to read her mind. I also cheated on my Xbox 360 for the PC (since the previous two 360's broke up with me because I paid too much attention to them).
I have a harem 360 , ps3 , ps2 , gamecube , megadrive , ds light , gba hell I have an n64 sega saturn sega master system 2 and snes Im yet to try ,
so you could say we have an open reltationship I should really try to get back together with dreamcast sometime and add her to it aswell heh heh.
Im interested in pc but she's hard to understand hard on the wallet too.
so you could say we have an open reltationship I should really try to get back together with dreamcast sometime and add her to it aswell heh heh.
Im interested in pc but she's hard to understand hard on the wallet too.
At the moment it is my Nintendo DS lite. I have ditched many a friend for him these past couple of days. Pokemon Black keeps on luring me back whenever I think of going out and actually spending time with the human species. He demands attention and will not be ignored!
PC, the girl who has higher standards than other girls, but is generally prettier. Too bad she's a total gold digger, non of your friends like her, and breaks down so often that you wonder why you even stay with her.
Theresa Ixty is almost exactly like all the others I've had before her (but don't let her know I said that): a fun, entertaining companion with a lot of common interests that is stimulating and gratifying until she becomes comfortable with dumping all her problems on me, and it gets to the point where the relationship becomes dysfunctional and she needs to be replaced by someone willing to start from the beginning with no issues and ride the wave of fun until its inevitable bitter end. She's not the first, and she won't be the last, but I'm enjoying the time we have together instead of anticipating her eventual nervous breakdown. Besides, you really only over-spend on your first, right?
Oh good ol' Gamecube.
We spent so many hours together. I met her through a friend and we all spent a lot of time, just hanging out and having fun. I finally worked up the courage to spend some time with her, just the two of us. More fun was had. We spent hours and hours, trying new things, and every moment together was like a moment in heaven.
Then I heard about her younger sister. I left Gamecube to be with her sister, Wii. But after a couple of months, it just wasn't working out. We had some fun, but it wasn't the same.
I started talking to Gamecube again. I apologized for everything and she understood. We've been living happily together, ever since.
We spent so many hours together. I met her through a friend and we all spent a lot of time, just hanging out and having fun. I finally worked up the courage to spend some time with her, just the two of us. More fun was had. We spent hours and hours, trying new things, and every moment together was like a moment in heaven.
Then I heard about her younger sister. I left Gamecube to be with her sister, Wii. But after a couple of months, it just wasn't working out. We had some fun, but it wasn't the same.
I started talking to Gamecube again. I apologized for everything and she understood. We've been living happily together, ever since.
Oh Laptop. Our relationship started out so well, our first year went so smoothly. Then you changed. We could be engaged in a fun activity and you would simply freeze, then ignore me until I left, or you would leave me. You would be seem happy to start again within a minute or two, but things we once found fun suddenly seem to cause you to leave me again... I.. I thought we both enjoyed these things. Was I wrong? Has this been chipping away at you all this time, weakening your resolve? Something must be wrong. I can't have missed the signs...
I consulted an expert and he recommended I test you for something. I tried to get you to do the test. You agreed, for a while, but before you finish you froze suddenly and then left me alone once more. The expert sent me something to help fix these episodes, but after giving it to you there has been no improvement.
Months later you have deteriorated beyond recognition. Even small things can be too much for you now and you often refuse to return for extended periods. I still see you every day, but I have to be careful lest I trigger another reaction. We aren't able to have much fun together any more. Soon I will have the chance to send you away for some intensive treatment. I've been putting it off for so long, I've just needed you here, even if you've been too delicate to do much in your current condition. Hopefully you will be back to your former self when you return. If not... Well, I think then it will be time to move on...
I consulted an expert and he recommended I test you for something. I tried to get you to do the test. You agreed, for a while, but before you finish you froze suddenly and then left me alone once more. The expert sent me something to help fix these episodes, but after giving it to you there has been no improvement.
Months later you have deteriorated beyond recognition. Even small things can be too much for you now and you often refuse to return for extended periods. I still see you every day, but I have to be careful lest I trigger another reaction. We aren't able to have much fun together any more. Soon I will have the chance to send you away for some intensive treatment. I've been putting it off for so long, I've just needed you here, even if you've been too delicate to do much in your current condition. Hopefully you will be back to your former self when you return. If not... Well, I think then it will be time to move on...
My girl was never the one to dress up pretty, and my friends who would end their relationships around every five years never understood my stance on this long term involvement. If they only knew her inner strengths, her depth, her uniquity, her incredible adaptivity yet refusal to forget the past. Of course, it doesn't help that she is incredibly high brow and looks down on my friends' bourgeois lifestyle. She's been frowning upon me lately for not attending to her needs as well. Well, don't worry hon. I'll be there for you.
The PSP.
She had so much potential, so much promise (not to mention being a stunning looker). We got on so well to start with, we went everywhere together. But as our relationship went on, it became obvious that we would never move on, never develop as a couple, mostly because nobody ever really released any quality must have games for her until years later.
Wait...
She had so much potential, so much promise (not to mention being a stunning looker). We got on so well to start with, we went everywhere together. But as our relationship went on, it became obvious that we would never move on, never develop as a couple, mostly because nobody ever really released any quality must have games for her until years later.
Wait...
Wii, Had fun with some of her games, until I realized she was too inmature and her controls suck.
My love, PS3.
You are dear to my heart. I have been taken by your splendid ebony, your smooth skin has since roughened after the time I lost you for a year. Hard work and a dedication to personal improvement has done a number on you, but you are better for it. You had a larger figure and now you are a Slim, slender beauty. You lost a few ports, but remain an open individual.
No matter where we lead ourselves, I will always remember our past. Even without the jagged and adolescent past of the PS2 as a backwards-compatible component of reliving our memories, I will relish our first moments together. Our childhoods blessed with innocence were complete with each other, our earliest playful romance. The PS2 may have been a traumatic time in your life, but I want to help make new memories with our growing family, like working with my Uncle Laptop's versatility to search for new perspectives and express our joy, and playing with the young ones, like my brothers Gamecube and N64.
Here's a toast to you. Thanks for everything, and may we prosper in later generations!
You are dear to my heart. I have been taken by your splendid ebony, your smooth skin has since roughened after the time I lost you for a year. Hard work and a dedication to personal improvement has done a number on you, but you are better for it. You had a larger figure and now you are a Slim, slender beauty. You lost a few ports, but remain an open individual.
No matter where we lead ourselves, I will always remember our past. Even without the jagged and adolescent past of the PS2 as a backwards-compatible component of reliving our memories, I will relish our first moments together. Our childhoods blessed with innocence were complete with each other, our earliest playful romance. The PS2 may have been a traumatic time in your life, but I want to help make new memories with our growing family, like working with my Uncle Laptop's versatility to search for new perspectives and express our joy, and playing with the young ones, like my brothers Gamecube and N64.
Here's a toast to you. Thanks for everything, and may we prosper in later generations!
Gamecube: She was my first dalliance, and I wish I had gotten to know her better. Petite, tasteful and mysterious..
This is so god-damn creepy. Seriously, people..
This is so god-damn creepy. Seriously, people..