Counterpart a game/console with a girl
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GTA4
Sure she looked fantastic but after a while it dawned on me she was dirty and dull and by the end of the relationship she just made me depressed. I called it off and started a relationship with her much more fun though slightly less attractive cousin Sandra Dreas
Sure she looked fantastic but after a while it dawned on me she was dirty and dull and by the end of the relationship she just made me depressed. I called it off and started a relationship with her much more fun though slightly less attractive cousin Sandra Dreas
Oh my god, the Nintendo Wii. She would do the wierdest shit in the bedroom - like, seriously, there's kinky, and then there's that - and we had a few fun times, but... man, I realized we weren't going anywhere and were really just living the same tedious days over and over, so eventually I just stopped calling. She made a few pitiful attempts [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoMoreHeroes2] at winning me back, but I've moved on since then and never looked back.
Wii
When I first got with him he was nice and clean with lots of fun options. We played music games and watched Netflix together. He was a little too young for my liking at times never wanting to play anything rated R or M. I must say however had to break up with him when he would never leave my house.
When I first got with him he was nice and clean with lots of fun options. We played music games and watched Netflix together. He was a little too young for my liking at times never wanting to play anything rated R or M. I must say however had to break up with him when he would never leave my house.
Oh Playstation 3...
After having my heart broken by my first 360, I ran into your arms but you kept me waiting, constantly calling home to get updates and boosts. When you and I did finally get a chance to play it was fine but every time I brought home a new toy you would call home and have me wait nearly an hour, every time. I never felt like you really liked me and I'm glad we're still friends even though I worked out my disagreements with my Xbox 360, experimented with the Wii and Gamecube and, even brought the N64 and Super Nintendo back into my life. I'm glad you can look past that and let me watch blu-rays with you.
After having my heart broken by my first 360, I ran into your arms but you kept me waiting, constantly calling home to get updates and boosts. When you and I did finally get a chance to play it was fine but every time I brought home a new toy you would call home and have me wait nearly an hour, every time. I never felt like you really liked me and I'm glad we're still friends even though I worked out my disagreements with my Xbox 360, experimented with the Wii and Gamecube and, even brought the N64 and Super Nintendo back into my life. I'm glad you can look past that and let me watch blu-rays with you.
My 360. I left my last girl (PS2) for her, because PS2 was being too unreliable. We could only ever do what she wanted to do, I wasn't allowed to pick what we played. People told me 360 would be just as unreliable, that I couldn't trust her and that she was too needy, but fuck it, we've had a happy relationship since. She doesn't even mind that sometimes I like to play with my mistresses PC and PS3, infact I think she likes it. Always very excited to see me when I get back.
