Cow executed for seducing man

[RN7]

I.....uh.....but......the fuck?

And why was the man not drowned as well?

Because silly, women are evil and men can never be accounted responsible for extreme stupidity (or in this case, really good drugs) when a female is involved. Haven't you always wondered why most witches are female?
/sarcasm. Though women can be pretty damn devious...

 

[rokkolpo]

and so Satan pretended to be a cow and seduced poor Alit to have sex with him/her.

 

[Brandon237]

Sounds like a load of bull.

Haha, puns FTW.

This is mad, he actually... and the cow... seduced... beautiful women... marriage...

I'm gonna guess he a took a valium too many. You will get a cookie for the reference. No, really.

 

[zombiejoe]

Cows are Land Mermaids. Beware their siren song...

Which is interesting, because sea-cows were the creatures that were mistook as mermaids.

Bags the one on the right.

Wow, you can totally see the resemblance

 

[zombiejoe]

She... called his name and seduced him?

What was his name, Moo?

Oh I see what you did thar

 

[Billion Backs]

Religion and superstition.

What?

That's the punchline.

Agreed. Seriously, he should be shot for being so insane and stupid.

I never said that. I was referring to the idiotic traditions and how such a stupid excuse "worked". Although probably there's plenty of "corruption" involved as well. Maybe that's how officials responded - agreeing to believe absolutely retarded excuses not to soil the pride/reputation of that guy's family for personal profit or other goals.

 

[Insanum]

Sounds like a load of bull.

*sigh* Looks like Root's at it again. Ill go get the meds.

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OT: NEEDS MOAR COWBELL.

 

[godofallu]

That's some good cheese.

 

[Poofs]

Weird, i guess there are even Hallucinogenic drugs in Bali

btw, why do you consider that image Not Safe For Work?

 

[leviathanmisha]

how does that work, phsyically? was he giving it to the cow doggy style, or was the cow riding him, or what?

ah well, as they say, rule 34.

No...NO RULE 34!!

 

[Judgement101]

AHHHHHH MENTAL IMAGES!!!!

 

[Kakkoi]

Bovine Sexual Harassment is a serious crime. The young lady was falsely accused and her family is currently pressing charges against her attacker. We hope so set a trail date soon.

 

[SPCF]

OMG!
I can't unimagine it >.<

 

[SUPA FRANKY]

.......

Thats really all I can say. Third World Countries depress me.

 

[CK76]

btw, why do you consider that image Not Safe For Work?

You might feel compelled by the sheer sexual nature of the image to fornicate with a bovine. Think I'm crazy? I read about a guy doing just that....somewhere.

 

[Drakmeire]

Cows are Land Mermaids. Beware their siren song...

Which is interesting, because sea-cows were the creatures that were mistook as mermaids.

Bags the one on the right.

the reason behind that was quite horrifying, the sailors knew well and good that they were having sex with giant underwater cow but for some reason the genitals of the female manatee are very similar to a human females so if i sailor was questioned about it they would talk about a beautiful creature with the body of a woman but the tail of a fish, it was mostly to prevent them from looking like pervy freaks to their friends.
the sea is a lonely lonely place.

 

[Yureina]

I was surprised to see that this story did not take place in India. In either case, that's very... interesting.