Cracked Aquarium Launches Sharks at Shoppers

[triggrhappy94]

I keep misinterpreting the title, in my head it's 'An Aquarium owned by Cracked has launched a new product; sharks at shoppers'. Now I want to know what the hell Sharks At Shoppers is.

I actually read something similar.

"Cracked's digital aquarium (maybe they put one in since I was there last) has started launching sharks at people looking to order Cracked merchandise."
I won't put it past the guys over at Cracked.