Craziest ideas you've ever thought up

[Quadtrix]

I seem to recall one time when I was extremely bored, I began pondering the possibilities of crating an electric car made almost completely with computer technology (RAM, processor, etc.). I even imagined it having built-in Wi-Fi capabilities to be used with stuff like its own navigation system and such. Something like that's probably not possible, but it was certainly one awesome fantasy.

 

[DeadAccountMoveAlong]

Craziest,* dear.
I thought up the televator, mostly used for creating obnoxious platforms and traps in Garry's Mod. It is an elevator, that when you activate it teleports six feet to the right, leaving you behind to fall down the elevator shaft, stranded behind while zombies chase you, or any other cruel fate I could think of.

 

[SizableSac]

Spelling and Grammar.



*take the hint*

 

[NoodleWoman]

I once asked if they spoke Walish in Wales. I don't think I will ever live that down.

 

[teisjm]

An enviromental-friendly elevator, which was pulled up by a donkey, and when you had to go donw you just had to shoot the donkey... reusability is an issue i plan on dealing with later.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

World Peace, pffft what was I thinking right?

 

[NotAPie]

Putting gun powder on a knife then setting it ablaze was not a good idea from the start.
-_- Shut up I love playing with fire.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

The monologue in my head went something like this:

"Oh, god, why did they have to take Pokemon and turn it into such shit? I mean, look at these designs. I mean, a twelve-year-old could think up better pokemon... hang about. I'm a twelve-year-old at the moment. I wonder if Nintendo is hiring..."

Several years ago now and I have yet to find out what kind of crack I was smoking.

 

[Sewblon]

Use genetic engineering to splice chicken DNA with potato and cabbage DNA and make a chicken that is hatched hot and deep-fried.

 

[FalloutJack]

I went to Washington DC once with a gym bag full of pretzels. I was looking for George W. Bush. Draw whatever conclusions you may from that.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Using the search button is quite crazy...

No, i'm joking, repeat threads don't bother me.

Most crazy thing I have ever thought up was smothering a hankerchief(?) in lighter fluid and throwing it into one of those wind tunnel things that suck up messages...good times.

 

[Rhayn]

Hm. Not so much a crazy idea as it was just not thought through properly, but I once invented a gadget that could fire sticks that my dog could fetch.

Turns out, it was just a less effective, more stupid version of a crossbow.