Craziest thing to happen to you while playing video games.

[Valiance]

Earthquake happened while I was playing Quake.

 

[Fritzvalt]

Twitched real hard while playing something on my old PS1 (My money's on Silent Hill.... I loved that damn game), controller came out of it's dock and whipped me in the friggin eye. Had trouble seeing out of that one for a week or so.

 

[tkioz]

2nd Degree Burns on my thighs and genitals. I win.

This was a few years ago now, I was into AO in a big way, we were raiding the mercs and I was tanking, my girlfriend at the time brought me a coffee, now she made really really freaking hot coffee, now as anyone playing a game can attest when you're busy and someone is talking to you about crap you don't give a damn about (in this case something to do with one of her friends being a skank) you reply with "mmmm yes dear", well she was getting pretty pissed about it and I didn't notice that until she dumped the boiling hot coffee right into my lap.

Much screaming, clutching of the junk, and swearing at the ***** in question while rolling around on the floor.

Needless to say she left, I rang a friend to take me to the hospital.

This is why women need to be held to the same standards as men, if I'd of done that I'd of done jail time after she told the doctor at A&E what happened, her? nothing! doctor laughed, I hobbled for a month.

 

[T5seconds]

I was playing ssb at a party and a girl ran up to me hit me in the face with her crotch and im SURE she v-bag'd me...

 

[Iskenator67]

Playing RE4. While killing those dogs, my dog came up behind me and barked. Had to change my pants.

 

[Deleted]

Pre-flatscreen era, playing SNES. I'm playing mario kart with a friend, and we get so exited that we yanked our controllers which moved the console. That shook the stand for the TV and it fell right on his SNES, haha I'm laughing just thinking about it.

 

[T5seconds]

2nd Degree Burns on my thighs and genitals. I win.
quote]

YOU DO WIN SIR!!!

Not sure what though

 

[MCHesh]

2nd Degree Burns on my thighs and genitals. I win.

This was a few years ago now, I was into AO in a big way, we were raiding the mercs and I was tanking, my girlfriend at the time brought me a coffee, now she made really really freaking hot coffee, now as anyone playing a game can attest when you're busy and someone is talking to you about crap you don't give a damn about (in this case something to do with one of her friends being a skank) you reply with "mmmm yes dear", well she was getting pretty pissed about it and I didn't notice that until she dumped the boiling hot coffee right into my lap.

Much screaming, clutching of the junk, and swearing at the ***** in question while rolling around on the floor.

Needless to say she left, I rang a friend to take me to the hospital.

This is why women need to be held to the same standards as men, if I'd of done that I'd of done jail time after she told the doctor at A&E what happened, her? nothing! doctor laughed, I hobbled for a month.

2nd Degree Burns on my thighs and genitals. I win.
quote]

YOU DO WIN SIR!!!

Not sure what though

I still think someone can do better but tkioz I give you 10 internets for your story of hot coffee and genitalia.

 

[infested]

Ok so me and 3 other friends were playing Donkey Kong 64 on multiplayer, (this actually happened like 5 times) And their old dog Sophie comes walking into the room. She tries to walk over the N64, and steps on the Reset button....

We were pissed.. this also happened while we were playing Legend of Zelda games during boss fights.

 

[SmartIdiot]

A few years back when my insomnia was quite bad I was proving a point to a friend of mine (that I could finish the first disc of FF7 in one sitting). By this point I had already been awake for 3 going on 4 days. About 3/4 of the way through the first disc I began hallucinating. Unpleasantly.

 

[MelziGurl]

My partner got the shits with Rockband 2, threw his guitar to the floor and it bounced back up into the $3000 TV...he has never thrown an a Rockband instrument since.

 

[Aqualung]

My mum lectured me about puberty while I was playing Animal Crossing.

Er...

 

[effilctar]

I don't know if this is breaking the rules =/
*fingers crossed on not*
But you know the sterotype of a girl getting naked to get her boyfriends attnetion, and it doesn't work.
Well, my girlfriend decided to get me off of my 360 via blow job, but I was in a high ranking clan match and I didn't want to get off.
Needless to say, the team lost and I won.

Heh similar thing happened to me except I was playing Oblivion. Those gates needed to be closed damnit!

How we know you're lying:
1) The gates weren't necessary or even important and required you to go out of your way to find.
2) Oblivion is in no way a good enough game to get in the way of the old Thai massage.

 

[manicfoot]

I don't know if this is breaking the rules =/
*fingers crossed on not*
But you know the sterotype of a girl getting naked to get her boyfriends attnetion, and it doesn't work.
Well, my girlfriend decided to get me off of my 360 via blow job, but I was in a high ranking clan match and I didn't want to get off.
Needless to say, the team lost and I won.

Heh similar thing happened to me except I was playing Oblivion. Those gates needed to be closed damnit!

How we know you're lying:
1) The gates weren't necessary or even important and required you to go out of your way to find.
2) Oblivion is in no way a good enough game to get in the way of the old Thai massage.

1) I'm sorry. I didn't know I could only ignore my girlfriend by doing 'important' things that progressed the game narrative.Maybe I enjoyed closing them?
2) Your opinion is not a fact. Though I kind of agree with you. For whatever reason I was obsessed with the game for about a month. Now I have absolutely no desire to ever play it again. Western RPGs are boring turds.