Craziest thing you've ever done in a hotel room?
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I've only ever stayed in one cheap, drug-infested shit hole, and you'd best believe I took advantage of it. For the first week, I had no neighbors, but about a week in, a bunch of drunken hillbilly's decide to stay a few days next door to me, and apparently they never needed to sleep.
So, one Friday night after having slept quite poorly for a few days, I started dry-humping the bed. It was located next to the main room of their Motel room, and it made loads of noise with even the slightest movement, so I did it solely to piss them off.
So I've got this really loud sound going like I've got an orgy going on in my place, and the assholes decide that I'm not going to impede their late-night (12:30 A.M.) binge, so they start knocking on my wall. It was at that point that I started doing some gay-dirty-talk, as loud as I could (and no, I'm straight. I had to go out of character).
They checked out the next morning.
So, one Friday night after having slept quite poorly for a few days, I started dry-humping the bed. It was located next to the main room of their Motel room, and it made loads of noise with even the slightest movement, so I did it solely to piss them off.
So I've got this really loud sound going like I've got an orgy going on in my place, and the assholes decide that I'm not going to impede their late-night (12:30 A.M.) binge, so they start knocking on my wall. It was at that point that I started doing some gay-dirty-talk, as loud as I could (and no, I'm straight. I had to go out of character).
They checked out the next morning.
It was quite a few years back, we were about early high school age at the oldest, a friend of mine was having a party at a hotel.
Personally, I was not doing anything wild, just playing video games in the room and such, but some of the guys were playing what I think was football in the hall right outside. They crashed into another room's door and out comes a group of 20-something year old's, likely drunk, and very angry now chasing my friends down the hall. I hear this commotion from the room and look out the door to check it out. I seem everyone running full speed towards me and I manage to slam the door shut right after the last friend gets in but before any of the pursuers do. We lock up and can hear them pounding on the door threatening us. So my first response is to get everyone to arm themselves with whatever they can, mostly bottles, in case they get in and we have to fight.
Fortunately we were able to just call the staff and my friends father who came by and made sure we would be okay. I had never been through something like that before and it was a tense situation. But looking back it feels awesome having gone through it.
Personally, I was not doing anything wild, just playing video games in the room and such, but some of the guys were playing what I think was football in the hall right outside. They crashed into another room's door and out comes a group of 20-something year old's, likely drunk, and very angry now chasing my friends down the hall. I hear this commotion from the room and look out the door to check it out. I seem everyone running full speed towards me and I manage to slam the door shut right after the last friend gets in but before any of the pursuers do. We lock up and can hear them pounding on the door threatening us. So my first response is to get everyone to arm themselves with whatever they can, mostly bottles, in case they get in and we have to fight.
Fortunately we were able to just call the staff and my friends father who came by and made sure we would be okay. I had never been through something like that before and it was a tense situation. But looking back it feels awesome having gone through it.
I was a state student officer (fancy title for an emcee) during a convention in my senior year of high school. I had gotten food poisoning previously that day, and it hit me later that night. I ended up vomiting 19 times in an hour and a half, and uncontrollable diarrhea the whole convention. The first night was the worst, because I had no control over anything as I slept. I woke up covered in my own shit and vomit, and needless to say, so were the blankets and sheet.
It was one of the nicest hotels in Denver, and all state student officers were given suites. I shoved all of the soiled blankets and sheets into the mini-safe. That was pretty rad.
On another trip that wasn't marred by sickness, I peed in the coffee pot, made coffee with my own urine, and left it.
It was one of the nicest hotels in Denver, and all state student officers were given suites. I shoved all of the soiled blankets and sheets into the mini-safe. That was pretty rad.
On another trip that wasn't marred by sickness, I peed in the coffee pot, made coffee with my own urine, and left it.
We had a group of people sharing a room, I offered to share my bed with a girl....she had her period in the bed.
Aside from rearranging furniture, not much. Mostly I use hotel rooms to sleep or watch TV and little else.
this is about as wild as I get,
I like to take long showers at home, so at hotels (yes thank god they've appeared to be relatively clean and I'm not the least bit a germaphobe, shits good for your immunity) I tend to take as long as I damn well want. I ain't paying no fucking water bill.
I like to take long showers at home, so at hotels (yes thank god they've appeared to be relatively clean and I'm not the least bit a germaphobe, shits good for your immunity) I tend to take as long as I damn well want. I ain't paying no fucking water bill.
Some friends and I recently ended up in a hotel room with perfect view of the hotel's glass elevators.
Being the classy folk we are, we drew a very large penis on some paper and then taped it to our room's window so everyone using that particular elevator could see it when they passed or stopped on our floor.
(We have confirmation that at least one elevator packed to the brim with people all saw it too.)
Being the classy folk we are, we drew a very large penis on some paper and then taped it to our room's window so everyone using that particular elevator could see it when they passed or stopped on our floor.
(We have confirmation that at least one elevator packed to the brim with people all saw it too.)
Wow, i don't know whether to love you guys or severely loath you. XD
OT: I am one of the less rascally kids at my school, so i think the craziest thing I have done in a hotel is accidentally spill coffee all over the bed sheets.
Yeah, I know, quite crazy indeed.
OT: I am one of the less rascally kids at my school, so i think the craziest thing I have done in a hotel is accidentally spill coffee all over the bed sheets.
Yeah, I know, quite crazy indeed.
This one ex I had.Hero in a half shell said:
Nothing else I've ever done in a hotel room can compare to the two scoops of crazy flakes that psycho ate for breakfast every morning.
Second place:
I was in a band and the drummer set up his drum kit in the motel room and began practicing. People were pissed we got kicked out. In our defense it was like 2 o'clock in the afternoon.
I have broken the bed, literally. Right after it happened the girl I was with and I just started laughing our asses off..
