Craziest thing you've ever done in a hotel room?

[busterkeatonrules]

When I was about 14, I was sharing a room with a friend at a hotel in Stockholm during a class trip. We got bored, started pressing random buttons on the TV remote - and got pay-per-view porn. For free. By accident. To this day I have no idea how.

Best school-related experience ever!

 

[Risingblade]

I... >.> <.<
... threw the sheets on the floor and stepped on them when I got up.

Shit's fuckin' crazy yo!

Monster! you wild wild monster! D:

 

[Frasman]

I slept with the housecleaning lady once....on the hotel room balcony.

 

[Princess Rose]

Hot-tub suite party.

I would elaborate, but there might be under-aged Escapist reading this.

 

[Drexlor]

I slept on the floor for three days straight and every day I woke up and accidentally hit my head on the safe that was right behind me. I hated that safe.

 

[Flailing Escapist]

Slept?

I've been to many hotels when travelling for sports or going on road trips with friends but I've honestly never done anything too exciting in one of them. (Not even sex! *gasp*)

On the other hand I used to clean hotel rooms in high school as part of my job and I have found plently of "exciting" objects, condoms, etc.

 

[brunothepig]

I remember it well. School trip kind of thing. Math camp. No, seriously. Anyway, all my mates, we got wild. Jumped on the beds, they were on wheels so they rolled right along the floor! Passed around a couple of issues of Game Informer we'd bought and read the Portal 2 feature. Thought we pushed a window out of place, until we finally realised that's how it opens. The hinge was in the middle, it was weird. Oh, we did put our mates bed in front of the closet... Well he was in there.

Oh man, those windows are AWESOME! I've always wanted them!

Haha. I just walked over, "man it's stuffy, lets get a window open", pushed the side a little and it moved. Not totally out of the windowsill or anything, and we couldn't see a hinge on either side, so we just left it the fuck alone for like an hour.

 

[Terminate421]

connected a 360 to a TV made in 1982

Scary, I know.

 

[Dango]

Put gum in a microwave...

...extreme...

 

[dalek sec]

Slept in the bathroom cause my family snored and it was driving me crazy. I just took a pillow and a blanket and crashed there for the night.

Either that or watched a movie on a small dvd player in a tiny European(SP) bathroom, it was a MST3K movie too so the people in the other bathroom must have been wondering how the hell a dozen people where in our bathroom talking and laughing.

 

[IMme]

In my experience it seems that no one lives up to the being severely punished if you leave your room thing. On one of my school trips the teachers and chaperones said that were going to put tape on the outside of our doors so they would know if we'd lift. But then around midnight I got a text from a chaperones daughter saying that all the teachers and chaperones were drunk and playing poker in her room. We then proceeded to hitting the town.

 

[The Mehster]

Nothing too crazy, but I played Black Ops until 2 in the morning with a guy who would yell penis and other related expletives. Then he went and had sex with a freshman girl. That was on an orchy trip.

 

[Epicspoon]

Drank virgin blood out of a hollowed out goat skull in the glorious name of Satan

HA! well I made a MEAT ORGAN!

 

[manic_depressive13]

Soaked bits of paper in water, then left them to dry in a cupboard, so by the end they had a strange texture. What? I was about six. This shit was interesting back then. Leave me alone.

 

[Udyrfrykte]

Nothing too crazy..

Sex on the balcony in broad daylight for possibly quite a lot of people to see.

and a weirder one..
Me and this other girl walked into her hotelroom because we planned on having sex, only to see that her friend had already gotten home and she was lying there (fully clothed and all) with a guy.

The girl I was with told me that she was a virgin, so we decided it was time she had sex. So suddenly we sat there encouraging them and telling them what to do, because in our minds that was a brilliant idea. They followed along until a certain point!

 

[DaJoW]

Slept, I suppose. Only stayed at a hotel once, and I was 8 at the time.

 

[PAGEToap44]

One of us broke the door to the bathroom, so he could sit on the loo and still be able to watch tv. That's about the most extreme thing I can think of as far as hotels go...

 

[RabbiiFrystofsk]

Watched the porn channels in a hotel room and somehow managed to blag that the charge on my mum's bill was from a film. I was always sure that the receptionist knew the truth lol.
Yeah now im 18 so maybe i can be somewhat of a wild child.

 

[pineycorn]

Shit in the sink and wiped my ass with pages from the bible and stuck them all over the walls right before we left.

Haha i hope thats a true story, coz thats fucking awesome!

Yeah, it's true. It was at the Stratosphere in Las Vegas. I'm not allowed back there anymore.

 

[Mr. Underson]

A stripper named Candy. Bat-shit insane.