Craziest Thing You've Ever Done?

[GeeDave]

I think Whitto is in the lead so far... I'm surprised some of you are even posting such weak stories after it. I know it's not a competition... but hell, try to keep it as interesting!

I'm only being half-serious there by the way... obviously feel free to do as you please!

As for me, not really done anything "crazy", I mean yeah there were stupid fights, stupid drugs, run-ins with the law, general pranks n'all that jazz. But those aren't really worth mentioning. Taking a look at whittos example again, there's really a lesson to be learned in all of that, the dude got very lucky. (though not in the sense he was aiming for ). Whereas most of these other stories... I dunno, there's just nothing to extract from them. They're empty. Still kinda funny though, and I do hope the truth isn't being exagerated.

And i'll leave it at that, no crazy story from me. Can I just answer with "Yes" and be on my way? Good good!

 

[eggdog14]

I once shot a man in Reno,

Just to watch him Die.

 

[Akas]

Oh, so you want a crazy story? I've had way too many, so I'll list all of mine and you guys tell me which one you want to hear.
-Did parkour (google it) on a rainy day, slipped my jump, headbutted the edge of a building, and barely caught the ledge on the story below instead of dying/breaking all my bones
-Tagged the side of a bridge with cops patrolling above and hanging by my legs above traffic
-Seen the sunrise half-asleep out in the ocean
-Climbed across a bridge on its' underside with water 20-30 ft below us
-Climbed on top of some of the tallest buildings in the city, and stayed the entire night/seen the sunrise
-etc.

 

[xx23465xx]

2 Things:
1. shooting off fireworks in the middle of a field, cops show up, aim fireworks at cops, a person with an IQ above 20 could figure out the amount of trouble i got into
2. Trying to kiteboard off of the strawberry mason bridge in Philly

 

[Evilbunny]

One time I dressed up as a ninja and ate at a Japanese restaurant to see if they would do anything. They were remarkably polite and didn't say anything. However, afterwards I went to a 7/11 for a slushie and they kicked me out. They said they don't serve "my kind". I don't know what they meant by that, I guess they don't like black people, or at least people dressed in all black.

Also, once me and my friends bought McDonalds food and tried to eat it in Burger King. I asked the girl at the counter if I could have a discount on a soda because I had "brought my own cup" (a McDonalds cup) and the manager came out and asked us to leave. I think we could have gotten off with just that if my friend didn't start yelling that they weren't letting us have it our way. Now I'm banned from that burger king.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Well, what is it? I'm curious...

your mum.

it had to be said, my apologies.

You beat me to it. I will just go cry in the corner now.

 

[Break]

Whitto wins the thread, you guys all suck.

Seriously, that was so crazy that I'm vaguely suspicious of it being copypasta.

 

[KmndntKlink]

ya mine desnt compare to that other guy, but the craziest thing ive done is probably climbinb on to a train bridge and jumping something lik qo m into the river below with boats going by, that was fun

 

[x Flib x]

Set fire to my leg with a homemade flamethrower. It was quite dramatic.


Erm. One of the funniest pranks I've pulled was in an Apple store (computers apple, not food apple), and made a slideshow that comprised of a screenshot of the desktop and a single-click link to http://www.fingerslam.com and an instant audio file of 'WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!' at maximum volume.

Although the best bit was that the computer next to it was linked to a projector at the front of the store. A quick switch, looks like nothings different, you can't even tell it's a slideshow....run to the back of the store...tra la la la la.....'WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!'....*run*



Bear in mind that this was a Saturday and the Apple store is one of the most popular in it's area where I come from.

 

[Megamet]

-Made dynamite....or something particularly violate in my chem cless.
-Started a food fight in the school canteen
-Introduced a virus into the school network, one which somehow bypassed the school firewall and gone on to wreck havoc in the system for a couple of weeks.

Yeah, crazy stuff.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I backflipped off the roof of my friend's moving car. It was meant to be a jump, but due to the momentum it became a flawless flip.

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

Rolled a Paladin... lulz.

Seriously though. This one time, I attempted to drink an entire gallon of chocolate milk in one sitting. Eugh, I still get shivers thinking about chocolate milk.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Do you get shivers when thinking about Chocolate Rain?

 

[Resistance205]

craziest: jumped out of a plane scariest 60 seconds of my life
stupidest: burned down a tree house
reckless found some shotgun shells opened them and then tried to set everything in them on fire, not my smartest moment ever lol

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Stepped backwards off a cliff.(40 foot fall)
Knocked a 500 kilo boulder down a cliff.
Played Call of Cthulu on top of a phone box whilst drunk.
Woke up in a skip.
Drank half a pint of vinegar.
Started smoking...
DDT'd my brother.
Stuck a garden fork through my toe.
Walked into the middle of the A42 as a toddler.
Bit through a wine glass.
Punched through a door.
Stared at an eclipse.
Locked myself out in my boxershorts at -3 degrees.
Drank Stella & Hooch shandy all night.
Rewired a Television that was plugged into the mains.

 

[SargentToughie]

I plea the 5th