Crazy thoughts

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What are somethings you would never actually do but that come into your head from time to time.

Yesterday I was imagining what it would be like to open my car door, unbuckle and just jump out while driving 110 km/h. I'm by no means suicidal, its just something I thought about.

Your turn!

 

[tippy2k2]

For some reason, I always see myself attacking whoever is currently talking to me. I have absolutely no clue why I think this but I try to figure out the best way to take that person out with minimal damage to myself (improvised weapons around, where to hit, etc.)

...what?!?! Why are you backing away slowly?

 

[renegade7]

For some reason, I always see myself attacking whoever is currently talking to me. I have absolutely no clue why I think this but I try to figure out the best way to take that person out with minimal damage to myself (improvised weapons around, where to hit, etc.)

...what?!?! Why are you backing away slowly?

Okay, that's not just me. I can breathe a sigh of relief that I am probably not going insane.

Also, killing my college roommate. It's just this weird thought that creeps into my mind every now and again, usually when he turns the AC up to high, wakes me up early, starts playing some shitty music at night, or more recently, eating a big fucking bowl of leftover curry that tainted the room with the stench of rotting meat for a week.

 

[Bagged Milk]

Sometimes I think of how easy it would be to just throw myself or someone else in front of oncoming traffic.

 

[shrekfan246]

For some reason, I always see myself attacking whoever is currently talking to me. I have absolutely no clue why I think this but I try to figure out the best way to take that person out with minimal damage to myself (improvised weapons around, where to hit, etc.)

...what?!?! Why are you backing away slowly?

Time-stamped for relevance.

I've thought about jumping out of the car too. And... other things that I can't think of right now because it's 1:30 AM? I don't know, I'm blanking here.

 

[BreakfastMan]

Sometimes the thought comes into my head to mutilate/kill myself. Like, I am walking down the road, and wonder what it would be like if I just layed out my arm for a passing car to run over. Or, I am cutting something, and I wonder what it would feel like to cut off my hand.

Of, and of course, this:

 

[Kae]

The only crazy thing that goes into my head that I don't do is kill people[footnote]EDIT: I just realized how psychotic that sounds, to be fair I don't really think about doing it too often, maybe once or twice a year, so anyway I'm not crazy.[/footnote], when I want to kill somebody I don't do it, because I promised myself I wouldn't kill anybody ever, because once I almost did do it and it was awful, but when I thought that I should go out there and fight crime, I did it and got my ass kicked, but I did it, when some drug dealer was dealing drugs near my house I thought I should punch him in the face, so I did it.

I think I should stop doing the crazy things that go to my head, at this rate I'm going to get myself killed, well at least I don't drive anymore, because that could only end badly.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Jumping off of things I should definitely not jump off of. I don't consider many other truly crazy things too seriously.

 

[FalloutJack]

There are some people I want to beat into the ground, slamming their skulls against pavement or concrete walls until their whole face is bloody, shouting a loud battlecry to induce pants-wetting terror.

But I don't think that'll happen unless somebody's dumb enough to attack me. After all, I have to claim self defense.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Well I sometime do wonder what it like to drive a car at its maxium speed since what the point if they add extra speed if the speed limits is 70/80 mph in the motorway?
Yes I know it's for obvious safety reasons but I would like to test out the speed in a open strip with no one in the way (so accident to other for my careless speed).

 

[Evil Smurf]

getting children drunk and laughing at them seems like a fun thing to do.

 

[Zoidfreak]

Don't get me started.

 

[King of Asgaard]

Thoughts that would make my (non-existent) minister very disappointed in me.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Rip off all my clothes and run around naked (in a public place, with lots of people around).

Come on! I can't be the only one >.>

And the rest of us are all looking forward to the next expo as well.

 

[Patrick Buck]

I keep getting the urge to headbutt people. But only when they're talking to me, just locked eyes, and I hear a little voice saying "Headbutt him/her".
Then I'm like WHAT!? WHY WOULD I THINK THAT?

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Sometimes when people are talking to me I have the urge to scream in their faces and run off. I've never done it yet though. Yet.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

I get this frequently. Sometimes, when I?m bored or whatever, I just think, ?Imagine if I did this, and how people would react?? Like throwing myself in front of a moving car, or randomly punching someone, or slicing my arm off, or exhibitionism, or shouting stupid stuff in inappropriate scenarios.

It?s not that I?d actually ever do any of those things (apart from the occasions in class when it goes oddly silent, and to break the ice and amuse both myself and my friends, I just say some random shit like ?milk?); it?s just that I always think about how we?re on this planet with free will and we can choose to take literally any path we want, with or without reason, and even the slightest action can have massive consequences for both yourself and everyone else around you.