Crazy thoughts
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So much this . It's true what they say , you're never the only one.tippy2k2 said:
Also ,when i'm speaking to a woman , i always wonder what would happen if i cut our conversation to say " let's stop talking and have sex already". Even in my imagination that doesn't end well . Or sometimes i just imagine us doing "it" instead of listening to what she is saying .
Oh! And iv'e always wanted to get tased . I'm just curious like that.
Also , iv'e always wondered what it would be like to be white. For some reason i think life would be more fun if i was white . Grass is always greener right?
Yes i'm a terrible person i know.
I have an idea!krazykidd said:
Next time you get pulled over by a female cop, ask her if she wants to have sex!
Either:
A. Porno comes true! You've been a bad boy and you need to be punished...
B. You get tazed!
Bam! Either way, something you want happens. Can't help you with the white thing though...
Maybe it comes from having grown up in an area where there was a main road that if you crossed it you were liable to be mugged or stabbed, but wherever I go I look for ways to use the environment as a means of escape or defense.
A thought that's possibly even crazier would be to just decide one day to sell everything I have, pack some things for the journey and just walk wherever I care to go.
A thought that's possibly even crazier would be to just decide one day to sell everything I have, pack some things for the journey and just walk wherever I care to go.
Look up some necromantic ritual on the internet, gather all the ingredients and raise me some zombies! Or try to make myself immortal!
Captcha: beer in a bottle
Where else would it be? Besides spilling down my shirt.
Captcha: beer in a bottle
Where else would it be? Besides spilling down my shirt.
I've had the messed up thought of jumping off the empire state building (or other tall building) and then using grenades to blow me up on the way down and rain my bloody body parts all over the clueless people below just to mess with their days.
I'm not suicidal or anything but I just keep thinking that would be a hell of a way to go.
captcha: creative vision...well thanks I guess
I'm not suicidal or anything but I just keep thinking that would be a hell of a way to go.
captcha: creative vision...well thanks I guess
You know what would be fun? Streaking in front of people you know from the internet.TopazFusion said:
Come on, you know it would be cool.
OT: Sometimes I have a bizarre feeling like I must eat raw meat.
Whenver I listen to epic orhcestral music like Two Steps from Hell I imagine myself as some kind of superhero.
...Hey, I bet others do this...
And whenever I'm holding a deadly object like a kitchen knife, I usually think Woah, I could actually kill someone with this.. I don't actually get murdourous thoughts, though.
...Hey, I bet others do this...
And whenever I'm holding a deadly object like a kitchen knife, I usually think Woah, I could actually kill someone with this.. I don't actually get murdourous thoughts, though.
Spartan kicking little kids in the face. Why? I don't know, would be funny as hell I'd think.
Uh jumping off buildings.. not really to kill myself just to do it.. but then i'd die :S
Uh jumping off buildings.. not really to kill myself just to do it.. but then i'd die :S
Whenever I find someone in public who's being a complete asshole, I think about the quickest way to kill them, which usually involves my pocket knife. There's also the thoughts of headshotting myself with one of my own guns. And then, when I'm hanging out with an attractive woman, I just picture myself cutting her off mid-sentence with a kiss.
Huh, that's weird. I surprisingly often also think about what would happen if I did something monumentally stupid. Like punching people, taking all of my clothes off and then waving my cock around everyone's faces and other kinds of nice things.
Sometimes i think of what it would have been like to grow up with my Dad being around. Like when you see TV shows with the Dad teaching the son something or like when i shave i wonder if i'd be doing it differently if i had my dad there to show me how etc etc...[footnote]BTW i haven't got daddy issues or anything it's just a passing idle thought sometimes, i never brood on it.[/footnote]
Fuck, i just realised that makes me sound proper emo, umm shit... i meant to say sometime i get the crazy urge to just get up a go somewhere, anywhere...just for the hell of it. Like just get up and go to the north pole to see to northern lights or go for a walk in the amazon jungle.
Fuck, i just realised that makes me sound proper emo, umm shit... i meant to say sometime i get the crazy urge to just get up a go somewhere, anywhere...just for the hell of it. Like just get up and go to the north pole to see to northern lights or go for a walk in the amazon jungle.
Well, I often get violent urges almost daily. Such as yesterday when I saw a guy cleaning his car and I had a brief thought process about banging the car door in his face, toss him into the back and take off with him and his car and demand a ransom and never return him alive even if I got the money.
Some might say I need therapy...
Some might say I need therapy...
You guys all have such normal crazy thoughts.
Mine? Well...
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2123/dnar.gif
...Actually, you don't really want to know what goes on in my brain when I'm bored. You stare in the abyss too long, and it looks back into you, you know?
Mine? Well...
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/2123/dnar.gif
...Actually, you don't really want to know what goes on in my brain when I'm bored. You stare in the abyss too long, and it looks back into you, you know?
Make these long, elaborate and thought-through plans about how to. . . "dispose" of various people in my surroundings. In a way that I would not get caught. Ever.
And yes, I do have one for you, [user]Redlin5[/user].
Also, if you meet Para, don't tell it (yes, Para is an it) about the hundreds of ways of disposing of it that I have thought out.
Other than that, whenever I hold a knife I think about how it would feel to stab it through my hand/arm/leg/whatnot. Same with fire (not stabbing myself with fire, though, but set fire to *insert body part here*) and the likes. Suffice to say, I'm quite fascinated by the concept of pain, how it is experienced, how one reacts to it and so on. If I was to guess I'd say it's because I have a very high tolerance towards it, and I like pushing my limits, thus I'd like to find the point where I couldn't take the pain any more. In the end, though, I never do it, because. . . well, how the fuck does one explain having a hole in their hand (or whatnot)? Not to mention the fact that the potential for permanent damage and such is quite high.
Oh, and I often imagine how it would be like to be blind/deaf or stuff like that. Because sometimes that would be kind of awesome. Examples: if I was blind I'd never have to see all the stupid on the intrawebz, and if I was deaf I'd never hear all the stupid that is people *cough*family*cough* talking or hear such crap as *insert crappy pop song here* on the radio.
Wow. This was a long post. Yet I have loads of crazy thoughts I haven't even started mentioning yet. <.<
Captcha: "oh, you"
Quite so indeed, Captcha, quite so indeed.
And yes, I do have one for you, [user]Redlin5[/user].
Also, if you meet Para, don't tell it (yes, Para is an it) about the hundreds of ways of disposing of it that I have thought out.
Other than that, whenever I hold a knife I think about how it would feel to stab it through my hand/arm/leg/whatnot. Same with fire (not stabbing myself with fire, though, but set fire to *insert body part here*) and the likes. Suffice to say, I'm quite fascinated by the concept of pain, how it is experienced, how one reacts to it and so on. If I was to guess I'd say it's because I have a very high tolerance towards it, and I like pushing my limits, thus I'd like to find the point where I couldn't take the pain any more. In the end, though, I never do it, because. . . well, how the fuck does one explain having a hole in their hand (or whatnot)? Not to mention the fact that the potential for permanent damage and such is quite high.
Oh, and I often imagine how it would be like to be blind/deaf or stuff like that. Because sometimes that would be kind of awesome. Examples: if I was blind I'd never have to see all the stupid on the intrawebz, and if I was deaf I'd never hear all the stupid that is people *cough*family*cough* talking or hear such crap as *insert crappy pop song here* on the radio.
Who hasn't thought of that? If not because I prefer how my body functions with the bones intact, I'd honestly try it (at lower speeds) some day. But knowing myself, doing it even at 10 km/h I would probably end up breaking something. I know this because I managed such things as breaking my arm whilst riding a bicycle at the breathtaking speed of roughly 15 km/h and breaking my left big toe by walking into my room at the astonishing speed of slightly faster than regular walking speed. Also known for regularly walking into doors, lamp posts and so on. Ain't I agile and stuff? ^_^Redlin5 said:
Wow. This was a long post. Yet I have loads of crazy thoughts I haven't even started mentioning yet. <.<
Captcha: "oh, you"
Quite so indeed, Captcha, quite so indeed.