Create A Drinking Game That Will Most Certainly Kill You

[Krunkcity3000]

Watch any current Steven Segal Movie and take a drink everytime a noticeably thinner and more limber body double replaces Steve.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

V for Vendetta:

Drink every time V says a word you don't know the definition of.

American Zeitgeist:

Drink every time the Christian faith is offended.

/b/:

Drink every time somebody requests "CP"


any of these will certainly cause death

 

[dududf]

In bordelrands, take a shot of whiskey everytime you get a critical, or some ones head gets blown off. You'll be dead in 5 minutes.

 

[thewerebuffalo]

watch naruto: every time he says believe it, pour some gasoline on your face and then light it on fire.

watch sunny in philadelphia: whenever music comes on, drink vodka until it stops

 

[Angerwing]

Watch the original Star Wars trilogy, and take a shot every time someone says "the Force".

 

[A random person]

Try the heavy version of this [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWikiDrinkingGame]. Scroll down some for it.

Also, a drink for every time Max posts. I am not liable for any liver damage that may ensue.

We have calculated that to be roughly 67-75 times a day. You have been warned.

It's a drinking game that will kill you, isn't it?

Then why not say NeonBob? They are both enormous post whores.

Max just came to mind, partly because I'm friends with him and even more because I find him more interesting (not that NeonBob isn't funny).

 

[Krunkcity3000]

Watch 24 and take a drink everytime

1. Jack says "Damn it"

2. Someone says "protocol"

3. A person with a pistol shoots and kills a person with a SMG/Shotgun/Assault Rifle/or bladed weapon.

4. Down a fifth everytime Jack Bower dies for his country and is resurrected by the American Spirit.

 

[nicholaxxx]

while playing MGS4 take a drink every time there is a cutscene.

while watching bill and ted's excellent adventure, take a drink eny time they use the word dude.

while watching the matrix, take a drink every time a character looks badass.

while listening to I'm on a boat by the lonely island, take a drink every time they say the phrase "I'm on a boat!"

 

[Krunkcity3000]

Watch Gilmore Girls and stop drinking anytime words are not spoken for more than 2 seconds.

You won't make it to the second camera angle.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Take a shot for every drop of rain that falls outside.
Take a shot for every woman who enters the bar.
Take a shot for every time somebody order alcohol.

 

[Krunkcity3000]

Watch a Pirates of the Carribean movie and take a drink everytime Cpt. Jack makes a gesture or says something that a Butt Pirate would.

 

[GrindBass]

Watch an episode of pokemon, drinking every time a pokemon's name is said. Sounds fine until you remember that that's all the pokemon themselves ever say...

 

[BrownGaijin]

Najica Blitz Tactics
Take a shot every time some one shows their underwear.

 

[LilGherkin]

Take a shot every time a you see a black guy on B.E.T.

 

[Citrus]

Go to 4chan and drink every time you see porn.

 

[dududf]

For every acronym/meme take a drink.

 

[Bladecatcher]

Watch Fox News. Take a shot of tequila every time Glenn Beck Makes a retarded face after saying something equally retarded.

 

[GHMonkey]

every time someone says a word with the letter e in it take a shot.