Create A Drinking Game That Will Most Certainly Kill You

[Yeager942]

Take a drink every time you get disgusted by Left 4 Dead 2 gore. DDDD

Take a drink every time Wikus says "Faukin prawns!!"

 

[SquirrelPants]

Drink every time someone on the View says anything about anything.

Well you'd never drink. Every bit of that show I've seen has been babbling about nothing in particular.

 

[LeonLethality]

on the escapist make an obvious repeat thread, drink every time someone mentions the search bar (no I wasn't referencing this >.>)

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Gears of War 2.

Take a drink every minute you sit watching a loading or searching for players screen...
Then if you survive it to make a match take a drink every time you take cover, shoot a shotgun blank, and every time you rage because that guy "took a point blank to the fucking face and should have died!"

There will be no survivors.

 

[LeonLethality]

Najica Blitz Tactics
Take a shot every time some one shows their underwear.

you will get hammered in the title sequence...

 

[unsmart]

Leaving Las Vegas. You take a drink every time Nicholas Cage drinks. The movie is about a guy drinking himself to death btw.

 

[Imat]

Fill as many 64 oz glasses as you can with 151 proof anything. Chug one every time you hear someone speak.

If you wish to live, cut of all communication with the outside world, and whatever you do, mute your computer!

Or just a shot glass with your 75% alcohol will do. By the time you hit 2 shots you'll be legally drunk, anything more would be stupid for any sober individual and stupider for you, the drunk one. So yes, 64 shots would kill you.

 

[Jenkins]

any tv show or movie:

take a drink every time the annoying person talks.

 

[HE Starwind]

Either take a shot when someone says "NO WAY" In Dragonball Z, or take one for every time someone says "Yes" in the film; "The Yes Man".

 

[PhiMed]

Watch any SEC football game. Drink every time they mention Tim Tebow. Obviously you'll die sooner if you're watching a Florida game. If you insist on dying slowly, but must watch a Florida game, drink every time they mention Tebow when Florida is on defense or special teams.

Alternatively, watch Army of Darkness and drink every time something awesome happens. I dare you to make it over an hour.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

The escapist

Open a religious thread and take a drink whenever someone says something totally offensive to anybody but Atheists.

Finish the drink when someone insults an Atheist.

Read Twilight. Take a drink when Bella describes Edward's beauty.

Go to any tabletop RPG. Take one drink whenever anyone quotes Monty Python badly.

Fox News. Take a drink whenever reports an opinion as fact.

Watch Father Ted. Drink the same amount as Father Jack.

House. Take a drink anytime House does something that would get you fired instantly.

In Star Trek, take a drink everytime something new is injected into the timeline for one episode only. This includes aliens, red-shirts, romances.

Take a drink everytime someone makes the following threads
"I want to ask a girl out"
"This new game sucks even though it's not out yet"
"What's your favourite type of [unknown thing]"
Any Religious thread
Any Gamer Machine Comparison thread
or starts with "I checked the searchbar" while there's another thread still on the frontpage.

Take a drink any time anyone professes undying love to Yahtzee or any of the staff.

Take a drink every "First" on ZP.

Take a drink everytime I post a list.

 

[JWAN]

every time you hear "Hope" or "Change" take a drink

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

every time you hear "Hope" or "Change" take a drink

Take a second drink if used in conjunction with "Terror" or "War".

 

[Doctor_Insano]

watch transformers, 1 or 2 every time you see a transformer: dont take a shot: every time you see a human, take a shot, you should be dead in 40 min.

 

[Radelaide]

Sirs, I direct your attention to... <a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.79272.1007973>The Star Wars Drinking Game.

This thread has been done before, but this one is more successful

Edit:

Twilight:

Drink every time a twilight girl screams during the movie trailer.

You've just give me an idea. My friends and I are going to see the New Moon movie as soon as we can to laugh at all the girls. I think we might take a shot every time we laugh at the poor acting, horrible editing and girls threatening to end our lives. I'll be dead from alcohol poisoning before the movie ends

 

[Kurokami]

While watching American Naruto anime:

Take a drink when ever he says "Believe it!"

If I watched the American Naruto I probably would take a drink every time... And die!

In the Japanese Naruto take a drink every flashback, or every time a character repeats what another character just said with a question mark in the end.

 

[SonicKoala]

I'm surprised no one has brought this one up, but a great one would be to watch the 1980s version of "Scarface" and drink whenever Al Pacino says "Fuck". Or, watch "The Shining" and drink whenever Jack Nicholson has a crazy expression on his face.

For video games, play World at War on Veteran difficulty and take a drink whenever you die =)

 

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

Watch the original Batman movie and take a drink when ever something corny happens. If you haven't seen any of the original Batman but only the last few movies then here is a small scene from the movie. I don't think it spoils the plot in any way. At least you'll die from alcohol poisoning laughing.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Anime: Drink every time a character fluctuates their voice in a way that realistically no human being ever would.

 

[Skeleon]

Take a bottle of vodka or similarily strong stuff and whenever Kirk yells "KHAAAAAAAAN!" you drink until he stops his yelling.
No putting the bottle down while he's still yelling!