Create A Drinking Game That Will Most Certainly Kill You

[Shoqiyqa]

Horror movie trailer drinking game:

take a shot every time there is a rapid flash and change of scene while the music increases in speed.

Watch any movie trailer these days, and take a shot any time the flashing images make you suspect it causes epilepsy.

You probably won't die, because you'll throw up instead if you try to drink so many shots in so few seconds.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

V for Vendetta:

Drink every time V says a word you don't know the definition of.

*snip*

LOL!

OT: Blazing Saddles
To live, if barely: Drink every time someone say the "N" word
To die: Drink every time someone says a racial slur

nice one

 

[Fniff]

Twilight,the book.

Drink every time you want Stephanie Mayer to die horribly. I swear you will die of liver failure.

 

[Sovvolf]

Watch warrior king and take a shot ever time Tony Jaa does some thing awesome.


This one scene should kill you.

That is very funny. I love all the interspersed footage of huge numbers of people running laps through the building but never attacking him and the way people come in 0.25 seconds apart then attack him 2.5 seconds apart. Beautiful.

Not quite the lake fight from Hero, but still funny.

Yep it's really silly and unrealistic but it doesn't stop it from being awesome. The choreography of that scene is amazing and well I bet it took them all day to get it right... bet Tony was just eating through the stunt men.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Watch 300. Take a shot every time it goes into slow motion.

Watch a Jackie Chan movie. Take a shot every time someone gets hit.

 

[The DSM]

Drink a bottle of whiskey for every bad Ewe Boll movies, enjoy the alcohol poisoning kiddos.

 

[Chameliondude]

Nick an artery and drink all blood that comes out, a straw may be nessissary, put a vial of nitroglycerine in and drink russian antifreeze vodka whenever an internal organ explodes....

Fun for all the family

 

[Darth Pope]

Any Michael Bay film...

Take a drink every...

1. Explosion

2. Slow-motion pan of the protagonist picking themselves (covered in dirt and sweat) up off the ground while the camera looks like it is lying on the ground making the protagonist seem to be 100 feet tall.

Dude... you freakin took mine!

For this you shall pay a terrible price.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Watch Zero Punctuation end to end and take a drink every time Yahtzee swears.

 

[Krunkcity3000]

Any Michael Bay film...

Take a drink every...

1. Explosion

2. Slow-motion pan of the protagonist picking themselves (covered in dirt and sweat) up off the ground while the camera looks like it is lying on the ground making the protagonist seem to be 100 feet tall.

Dude... you freakin took mine!

For this you shall pay a terrible price.

LOL, #2 is my least favorite thing in the entire universe and is the most distinguishing sign that you are watching a Michael Bay movie.

 

[Krunkcity3000]

Watch a Philadelphia Eagles game and take a drink everytime Donovan McNabb throws a screen pass.

 

[Tartarga]

While playing KH 2 take a drink every time Axel says got it memorized.
That or while watching the Simpsons take a drink every time homer gets injured.

 

[theultimateend]

Play Lego Star Wars.
Take a shot (of Absinthe, preferably) every time you lose the will to live.

Ahhh Absinthe. I was on the green bottle last weekend. Fuck me it's hardcore

Play Metal Gear Solid 4 and take a shot

For every cutscene
For every mention of the patriots or La Li Lu Le Lo
Every mention of nano machines
Every Line of a codec call

Good luck

Or take a shot of your favorite strong drink everytime you hear "ID Tagged"

You should in theory die before the intro is over.

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Play all the way through every Halo game and drink every time a grunt acts like a pussy.

or

Play all the way through every Halo game on Legendary and drink every time it pisses you off.

 

[Parattchi]

V for Vendetta:

Drink every time V says a word you don't know the definition of.

I wouldn't take a single drink! Gah!

For mine: Play Brutal Legend, and take a drink for every metal song you hear and every bit of scenery you see that looks like it belongs on an album cover.

 

[Deleted]

Playing xbox live, take a drink every time someone mentions sexual orientation.

Not so interesting, but here's a better one:

watching anime, take a drink every time someone addresses the problem at hand.

 

[Sneaklemming]

It's probably already been said, but Watch LOTR: extended edition - all three of them. Any time some mentions the ring, or infers the ring (says "it" referring the ring) you must drink.

Also in the fight scenes when someone gets killed (or if someone is burned real bad) you shout "PWNAGE!" and if others agree they also shout "PWNAGE" - then all must drink. This can be done for any violent movie.

I actually tried to play this game- one of my friends threw up half way through the prologue... and the rest of us only got to the middle of the first movie before we were all legless. The prologue is really killer...

 

[badgersprite]

Drink every time someone says "Fuck" on The Wire (or any HBO show).

Drink every time they mention "Friendship" on an episode of the kid-friendly English dub of an anime (eg Yugioh, Card Captor Sakura, Sailor Moon, Pokemon).

Drink every time they censor a word in a rap song on the radio. (Especially considering you can't say 'gun' or 'God' anymore, which is just ridiculous).

Drink every time someone on Xbox Live uses a racial epithet or a homosexual slur.

Drink every time The Bride kills or brutally maims somebody in Kill Bill. (You'll have 87 shots in one scene alone =P, since she lets the last guy live).

 

[BonsaiK]

"A Drinking Game That Will Most Certainly Kill You"?

Easy.

Everyone drinks at whatever pace they want.

Last person to die wins.