Create A Drinking Game That Will Most Certainly Kill You

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Watch any half-hour Dane Cook standup special. Every time he tells a joke he stole from somebody else, take a quarter of a shot.

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[jjofearth]

TVTropes: Shot of vodka every new tab.

L4D: Shot of vodka every time zoey gets healed.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Asheron's Call. Crystalline Crag. Talk to the NPC to flag for the "kill 100" task. Set off to get your Aggregate Shards. Try to be quick and efficient. Starting with the 101st kill, drink one shot for every kill. You'd need mutant powers to get the second shard, never mind the third.

 

[rockera]

take a shot anytime anyone breathes

wow, how long have you lasted in this game?

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

In Gears of War 2, take a drink everytime Dom whines about his wife. You'll be out in fucking no time.

 

[Altorin]

Take a drink whenever someone takes a drink

/thread

 

[GrinningManiac]

The Russian Guards during the Tsardom used to do a game where they had a glass of vodka on each step on the spiral staircase up the garrison tower. You had to climb up, drinking each vodka as you went. Hardly anyone reached the top

OR

Have a staring contest with three or more other people.

Every time someone looses, everyone downs a drink and starts again.

It gets weird later on

 

[Iron Mal]

You will need the following:

Strong spirits
Shot Glasses
A hammer
A sturdy, solid, flat surface such as a table

What you do:

You have to plant your hand steadily upon the table and strike it once (with great might) with the hammer, if you show any signs of pain (such as going 'ow' or flinching) then you have to have two shots, everyone takes turns until either you die of alchohol poisoning or your hand is mangled and in great pain.

 

[metalmmaniac]

i've played this one and got pretty wasted quite quickly

Watch The Big Lebowski:
1. drink everytime the word 'dude' or 'man' is said.
2. Take a shot everytime Walter yells
3. waterfall(chug) everytime you see a floor rug.

twas a very good time

 

[mikey300]

get something (i dont know how) thats 100% alchahole and see how much you can drink of it you may die in the first few ml

 

[cartzo]

i can't think of one so i'll use one of bill baily's, it's called "drink all along with dallas".

you watch dallas and every time they have a drink on dallas you have a drink.

 

[MR T3D]

Okay, here's one:
Russian Roulette, but if the gun doesn't go off, everyone else has to take as many shots as there are rounds in the gun.
i guarantee a fatality, OR YOUR MONEY BACK!

 

[tsb247]

While watching csi miami:
Take a drink every time Horatio touches his sunglasses, either to take them off or put them on

I've actually done that... That night did NOT end well.

We also took a drink whenever Horatio said one of his famous, "One-liners."

 

[ae86gamer]

Blink.

When you blink, you drink.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Well, you could have:

Drink, See below
Drink, See above

But I find it much more creative to:
Every time Seanthesheep uses a comma, drink.

Read through most of my posts, hell even this one, you will die in at most 6 hours, and that's if you have the alchohol tolerance of an alchoholic, Russian, bear.
It also works for unnecessary new paragraphs or general unnecessary punctuation.

EDIT: Looking back on my literary work, I think punctuation wise, I am the complete opposite of Yahtzee, anger wise, we are both going to end up wrestling angry alchoholic russian bears.

 

[arc101]

Watch anime, and any time you see anything the slightest bit perverted, have a drink... Death in 12 seconds

 

[arc101]

Blink.

When you blink, you drink.

Done it... i'm about ninety drinks behind but vodka shots take a bit longer to stop burning than blink time

 

[Ace of Spades]

"I've had 18 straight whiskeys, I think that's the record." Read Catcher in the Rye and take a shot every time you read the word phony.

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

Play CIA agent. Everytime you are in a compromising situation, drink cyanide.