Create a new Fable identity!

[Susan Arendt]

By now you have probably seen this parody [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.85022] of the parody of Fable 2's "What will you become?" ad campaign. (If you haven't, take a moment to watch the video - it's hysterical.)

The possibilities listed in the video are tremendous, but just the beginning of the possibilities. Clearly, it is up to us to come up with even more identities. Then we just have to cross our fingers and hope they make the next DLC for Fable 2.

Here are a few to get you started:

Belligerent Postman
Pigeon Trainer
Macarena Dancer

Ok, your turn. Go!

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Paranoid Insurance Salesman!




You're not evil, right?


Right?

 

[Galletea]

Concert maraca player.

 

[Puppeteer Putin]

Tuba Hero.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Pokemon Trainer...
I mean, Hamster Hugger!

"I got Ham, but I'm not a hamster!"

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Sexy Girl.

What? It's funny if you're a dude.

 

[Remleiz]

Mushroom Farmer

 

[coldfrog]

Wikipedia Editor

Sandwich Maker

Paraplegic Dragon

(For the record, I had not seen that video and I laughed the most at the Lincoln expansion pack and "Be the Dog... With a smaller dog")

 

[Baby Tea]

Paraplegic Dragon

How can anyone best this? That's freaking hilarious.

Well great. Now I just want to be a paraplegic dragon.

 

[PuckFuppet]

Generic Superhero

 

[Mariena]

Lactose Intolerant Glue Sniffer!

 

[vivadelkitty]

Generic Superhero

Generic Archvillain! Death lasers and expendable henchmen available for download in the immediate future.

 

[AnotherFineMess]

Back Scratcher

 

[sirsolo]

Asteroid Miner. Best of luck!

 

[Susan Arendt]

Wikipedia Editor

So. Awesome.

 

[Combined]

Metropolitan Policeman./
Insane Hobo with a Spork./
Combine Metrocop./
Dragon Explorer./
Horse Racer./
The ghost of a ghost of a dog with a ghost of a ghost of a smaller dog./
Unicorn Inspector./
Cucumber Grower./
Torch Holder./
Captain Planet./
Undead Robot Lincoln./
Cement Mixer./
Animal Assassin./
Dog Lighter./
Cow Tipper./
Sleazy Spokesman./
Door-To-Door Salesman./
The Fat Kid.

Boy do I get a lot of ideas.

 

[Outlaw Torn]

Since the game is really all about the dog, Poop Scooper!

Or any of the following:

Speculum Faucet
Hedgehog Bag
Breegull Brain
Nipple Exploder
Almighty Meatbun

 

[Erana]

(If you haven't, take a moment to watch the video - it's hysterical.)

You really, really like that video, don't you? How many times have you watched it, exactly?

Hrm...
Mustache brigand,
hat vendor,
scullery ninja,
Heith Ledger,
soup theif,
Satan's Ex-girlfriend,
1337 enthusiast,
bee slayer...

More to come, perhaps.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

pete molyneux lover

saucy milk maid

Gman lookie likey

demon door therapist

horbe union worker

job center worker

batman

 

[Galletea]

Cossack Dancer

PETA Protester

Public Streaker.