Create a religion

[ejb626]

L. Ron Hubbard showed us that anyone can create a religon no matter what, so if you had a bunch of followers and holy officials (you know priest-types) on board what new religion would you make? And it has to be new no new branches or current religions. I can't really think of one right now, but lets see what the community comes up with.

 

[lasherman]

Umm... Worship the squirrels?

 

[El Poncho]

Worship the God of Manoop. Manoop is everything if you worship it you will get eternal happyness. I believe thats a good baseline for a religon.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

The Almight Conspirator

That is right, I would be the conspirator, and all would have to believe anything that came out of my mouth. I'd be a fear-mongerer of the highest degree.

Actually, come to thing of it, that doesn't suit me. Second Attempt...

The Religion of the Grand Beef-Burger.

Om nom nom.

 

[Julianking93]

All must bow to me!!!!

 

[101194]

I'll write a book with just Laws and Liberties that every man, Woman, And child should have and follow. But of corse if you don't believe in these laws you'll be drowned in a lake of darkness for enternity. Cult+Punishment=Religion Woot!

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Pandaroojyism, you own your own temple, which is a cardboard box and we believe that Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Samuel Jackson, Brian Blessed, Eddie Van Halen, Thomas Edison, Steve Vai, MC Hammer, William Shatner, Tom Hanks, Tenacious D, Bill Gates, Ravi Shankar, Adam West, John Cleese & Santa are part of the council of the Universe, in which they created. And you can choose one more person of importance to worship. And you beleive Pandas, Kangaroos, Wolves and Ferrets and their cousins are animals that shalln't be harmed due to their pure awesomeness.

 

[Jedamethis]

My Religion:

Do whatever the fuck you want!
Just try not to kill people

 

[Killersamman]

All power to the engines!

 

[DarkMessiah]

Already did [http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=66280315002]
But we got bored and it's fairly stagnant now.

 

[PureChaos]

a huge lump of spaghetti with meatballs for eyes...oh wait!

 

[Airbear101]

all my followers must dye their skin blue, and wear matching white hats and spandex

 

[Fritzvalt]

The church of Video gameing, and the winter months will be known as winter-eensmas.

cookie for referance.

The reference is to control alt delete. I hate that webcomic, but I love cookies.

(For more information on Control Alt Delete, Yahtzee did a show about webcomics where he was talking about afore mentioned comic pretty exclusively.)

 

[Cakes]

This isn't exactly creating my own, but I've always wondered: What if there was some cataclysmic event that completely fucked over humanity. Some hundreds of years later, humanity has built itself back up to an extent, and come across a copy of *insert fantasy novel here*. So we'd have people thinking these are historical documents, and temples built in honour of Sauron and Harry Potter. Oh, the possibilities.

 

[Souplex]

Souplexist, upon having made it to the higher planes and suplexed the higher powers I understand everything about the world and share my wisdom with all.

 

[Andeck]

Guitarism. A religion with hundreds of gods, such as the holy Jimi Hendrix, Kirk Hammett, Eddie Van Halen, and so on. We believe in prayer through playing. The more you play, the more pleased the gods will be.

 

[Sonicron]

Ooooh, there are a few great ones out there... even with fitting slogans.

"God loves guns, and so should you."

"We were grown by alien love gardeners."

"Only the Official Serbian Church of Tesla can save your polyphase intrinsic electronic field !" (or 'soul' to non-engingeers)

"Want to eat peyotl and human flesh on the the path to spiritual fulfillment? Or just for the heck of it? Join the ancient cult of Anaszasl!"

"Inveterate masturbators required for the cult of poor damned Onan!"

"Free solid gold shotgun pendants currently being given away at the Church of Cobain - join now!"

"Who needs food and water when you have the love of God? Ask one of our brethren to learn more about the Church of Christ Breathairian."

 

[azurawolf]

Umm... Worship the squirrels?

Already been created by Foamy.

The church of Video gameing, and the winter months will be known as winter-eensmas.

cookie for referance.

CAD ftw. That is a religion I would go for.