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[The Hairminator]

After repenting your crimes you can finally leave hell, but before you reach the exit another grue (the other grues cousin) starts chasing after you.

 

[Sam G]

Utilizing the martial arts skills you learned from Trotsky, you grab the grue, put him over your knee and spank him.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

The grue screams like a little girls and runs off so you run to the gate to leave

 

[Yorgmiester]

Trotsky forgot to turn off the invisible security lasers, so you are instantly sliced to bits as you pass through the gates.

 

[Timotei]

Your remains are carried into rat nests to be eaten.

 

[The Hairminator]

But fourtunatley a tube of super glue mysteriously materializes and glues you back together.

 

[Timotei]

The super glue dries and you are unable to move.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Oh no! Here come Godzilla

 

[Puzzles]

You call Robert Smith, of the Cure. He takes the form of a butterfly to save you.

 

[shotorn]

Godzilla flees but he tripped in a giant time machine going back 8years in time.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

You are transported to 8 years ao, and not much is different, so you go back and the time machine malfunctions sending you the time of

 

[Sam G]

The morlocks, who attempt to eat your flesh

 

[awesomeemosewa]

but they have no teeth

 

[Metric Monkey]

So they compensate by putting sharp sticks in their mouths to act as teeth

 

[KiruTheMant]

I burn their teeth to warm up in the dark cold night

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

And the calcium in the teeth in the fire blows up[sub]don't ask me why[/sub] destroying the morlocks, but transporting you to the time of the Romans.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Your then charged by a small squad of Roman soldiers

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

but you open fire on them with an M16