create a superhero/villain/indifferent based on yourself

[shootthebandit]

i ask you to think of a superhero which is based on YOU!

ive thought of 'average man', his power is being more average than anyone else (in the world, ever) and hes niether a hero or villain (hes well..... average). his arch nemesis is captain perfect an annoyingly perfect superhero who was captain of the sports team at high school and gets all the girls.

my other guy is 'harsh offensive bloke', his skill is the incredible ability to pick-out that one insecurity everyone has an use it against them. 'harsh offensive bloke' is not affraid to say anything and is also immune to his own attack as he is insecure about nothing.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Pillar-man.
With the power to hold up roofs.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

... A loud fat guy who realy hates bigots?
His powers are being really tired all the time and annoying the shit out of people.
His favorite target is rapists. He has a murderous hatred for them.
I will call him The Blubbernator.

 

[Anarchy In Detroit]

Mr. Lift & Laugh!

I'm strong and can lift things, I can also make people laugh! I would wear one those flintstones cave man outfits that 1800s circus strong men used to wear, as well as that spiffy curled mustache.

I would also have eye lasers.

 

[shootthebandit]

i ask you to think of a superhero which is based on YOU!

ive thought of 'average man', his power is being more average than anyone else (in the world, ever) and hes niether a hero or villain (hes well..... average). his arch nemesis is captain perfect an annoyingly perfect superhero who was captain of the sports team at high school and gets all the girls.

my other guy is 'harsh offensive bloke', his skill is the incredible ability to pick-out that one insecurity everyone has an use it against them. 'harsh offensive bloke' is not affraid to say anything and is also immune to his own attack as he is insecure about nothing.

ive got a new one, 'social awkward guy'. his abilty is the power to pick the worst thing to say in any conversation. he is also adept in the marital art (not a typo, im also not married but i couldnt resist the pun) of small talk. his other abilities repulsing girls and accidentally offending people

 

[orangebandguy]

Orangebandguy, the hero who defends all orange head band wearers the world over!

 

[Sovvolf]

Dr. gramma, he kills people with extremeley bad spelling and terrible grammar.

His worst enemy is the heroic Grammar Nazi, who stops him at every turn by correcting his spelling.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Stabby and Snide! A multiple personality vigilante duo, playing the roles of sarcastic cop/psychotic cop.

 

[shootthebandit]

Dr. gramma, he kills people with extremeley bad spelling and terrible grammar.

His worst enemy is the heroic Grammar Nazi, who stops him at every turn by correcting his spelling.

gramma, i think you should be called Dr.hypocracy

 

[Soulgaunt]

Dr. F. Scorpion! He says he is a villain, although he ends up helping the good guys by telling them secrets about other villians for the price of one bag of Skittles! He also controls an army of Fluffy Scorpions, and his powers are being able to make a pot of tea, the ability to endure hellish grind, and the skill to name everything "Doomfluff"!

 

[Sovvolf]

Dr. gramma, he kills people with extremeley bad spelling and terrible grammar.

His worst enemy is the heroic Grammar Nazi, who stops him at every turn by correcting his spelling.

gramma, i think you should be called Dr.hypocracy

And why be that, little slow at the moment??

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Dr. Icanfixcars. Having problems with the old car? No worries, Dr. Icanfixcars will do the right thing and throw that piece of garbage away so it can die peacefully.

 

[Ace Jackson]

Captain Great Ideas But Scarce Motivation! He comes up with great and innovative ideas for movies, games, ect., but lacks the motivation to make them a reality, so he can't hold down a committed relationship because of his motivation problem.

His enemy, Prof. Unoriginal But Totally Loaded, steals Captain G.I.B.S.M.'s ideas and uses his money to actually make the movies, games etc., but takes all the credit, purposely pissing off the good Captain, and in turn, getting all the ladies.

 

[zen5887]

The Bassmasta

He has the power to slap bass badguys into submission, his left hand is strong enough to crush stone, and he can play subsonic notes to shake the bowls of his foes.

Actually... This sounds awesome!

 

[basic.acid]

iron skull

the skills of a first degree black belt but the inclination to head but any and every thing
and a complete lack of morals

 

[RobCoxxy]

Captain Satire/The Gentleman - a rather intellectucal, witty, satirical bastard who can out-talk all oppnents into shame and misery. I came into power after years of heckling by chavs, and it turns out witty comebacks and snide, intelligent putdowns work better than any weapon.

The nemesis:
DeafMan. My powers are utterly useless against him.

 

[Blackadder51]

Captain Obvious

Able to point out anything in a single thought.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Well it's obvious, I'm Deadpool.

Serious... er, sausages?

One-Hit-Wonderman, able to make one absolutely stunning comment at any one time, never more than once a week.

 

[RRilef]

My Hero's name is Derf. He has the ability to come up with incredibly complex traps to capture any enemy. However, I'd have to charge my power by splitting up with everyone but the hot girl.

I would also have the ability to go through a door but end up on the other side of the hallway. However, in order to use this I would have to have some music in the background

Dr. gramma, he kills people with extremeley bad spelling and terrible grammar.

His worst enemy is the heroic Grammar Nazi, who stops him at every turn by correcting his spelling.

gramma, i think you should be called Dr.hypocracy

Oh the Irony.