Create a Vault

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In the Fallout universe, there are a number of Vaults scattered across America to save lives from the nuclear holocaust. Some of these Vaults were actually social experiments set up by the government. For example.

Vault 68
Of the one thousand people who entered, there was only one woman.

Vault 69
Of the one thousand people who entered, there was only one man.

Vault 87
A Forced Evolutionary Virus research facility

Vault 106
Psychoactive drugs were released into the air filtration system 10 days after the Door was sealed.

And of course...

Spoiler: Penny Arcade

Full Comic here: http://fallout.bethsoft.com/eng/vault/pennyarcade.html

So, if you were to create a Vault what number would it be and what would it do?

I would've thought the name Vault 69 would be more suited to the experiment in 68, don't ya think?

Eh? Eh?
Okay, I'll stop now. xD

 

[cold killer pov]

vault 360

100 gamers, 1 xbox 360, 1 controller, a crow bar and an awesome supply of games. let the good times roll

 

[lordkosc]

vault 213, population 1000 people, only stocked with water and maple cured baked beans with bacon.

has a defective air filtration system.

 

[Lemon Of Life]

I'm very, very much tempted to call repeat thread on this one, but you know what? That thread was a year ago, I feel that this can be justified.

You are...so righteous.

 

[Lemon Of Life]

Vault 315

It contains an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman

And a bar.

 

[B4D 9R4MM3R]

Vault 849: Essentially one big Unreal Tournament arena, complete with weapons and respawners. 32 people.

 

[rdaleric]

vault 675- 50 men, 50, women and one bowler hat. You are only allowed to talk if you are wearing the bowler hat. On pain of turret death

 

[SirDoom]

Vault - Completely normal in all respects. Good food, clean water, plenty of entertainment. The only thing out of the ordinary is that all the showers are operated by two buttons. One produces searing hot water, one freezing cold water. Pressing both at the same time has no effect.

Vault 6699- 50 completely straight men who have (unwillingly) had their minds put into female bodies, and 50 completely straight women who have (also unwillingly) had their minds put into male bodies. They all know of the mind/body swap situation of everyone else in the vault.

Vault Omgnotxt?- Filled with average teenagers, all of which are given cell phones that lack the ability to send/receive any text/picture/video messages.

Vault 2- Sarah and James Brady, 98 avid sport shooters, a large shooting range, and an infinite supply of ammunition.


Yay for social experimentation. Well, in the three later cases, that is. The first one is just cruelty at work.

 

[classyplatypus]

Vault 44: populated by 400 keyboard cats, 10 fish, Darth Vader, and Gandalf, they are then all forced to boil potatoes, mash potatoes, and stick said potatoes in a stew.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Why not?

Vault 010

A test to see how people would react to having the vault not close when the bombs drop. A short test, but one nonetheless.

 

[theshadowed1]

vault 193: 1001 people of various race, age, gender and backgrounds. Each is put into a room the size of a person. the speakers tell every one the situation: one person who is randomly chosen has 1000 buttons, each button represents one person and when they press the button the person is slowly crushed, the person must kill 901 people so that one hundred remain and then they will be realesed into a perfect utopia and also if the person with the buttons does not press a button every ten seconds they die and the buttons are randomly given to someone else.

Vault 28: six people=three couples and a vault with all the resources they need, however to get these resources they first need to pass a challenge that requires three people communicating but the couples are american, japanes and russian and can only speak their own language

 

[badgersprite]

Vault 451

There are to be no books! Any such written material shall be burned! Just watch the TV. Yes. That's right.

Vault 216

Are you athirst of the waters of life? Well, this vault is completely submerged in water, and there's only so much oxygen to go around.

 

[Jedoro]

Vault 501

999 Star Wars fans (500 female, 499 male (yes, I'm betting some women out there in the world like Star Wars)) 1 male Star Wars fan with a deep voice

The 999 are brainwashed to believe they're stormtroopers in the 501st, the last fan is brainwashed to believe he's Darth Vader

Everyone is provided with armor to match their part and ballistic weapons. The vault opens when the radiation outside is almost gone, and Vader is to lead his troops to take over the country and set up his empire.

 

[dannipulsa]

VAULT 513

A Professional athlete, a Rabbi, a Scientist, 50 chimpanzees, 1000 postal workers, and a Turian.

Vault over 9000

An entire vault populated by /b/

Vault 314159

A vault populated only by me. But I'm immortal and can control a system of weapons throughout the Wasteland.

fixd

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Vault 501

999 Star Wars fans (500 female, 499 male (yes, I'm betting some women out there in the world like Star Wars)) 1 male Star Wars fan with a deep voice

The 999 are brainwashed to believe they're stormtroopers in the 501st, the last fan is brainwashed to believe he's Darth Vader

Everyone is provided with armor to match their part and ballistic weapons. The vault opens when the radiation outside is almost gone, and Vader is to lead his troops to take over the country and set up his empire.

Awesomeness in a tin Can

 

[Adanos]

Vault 31337

Populated by this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

 

[similar.squirrel]

Vault 82.

Three stockbrokers, a housecat, a quantity of Teflon, the female members of an obscure Indonesian tribe with bells on, an iPhone on half-charge but without any means of further charging it, seventy of those and 47% of a helicopter.

 

[ThePantomimeThief]

vault 404 - not found.

 

[Jedoro]

Vault 501

999 Star Wars fans (500 female, 499 male (yes, I'm betting some women out there in the world like Star Wars)) 1 male Star Wars fan with a deep voice

The 999 are brainwashed to believe they're stormtroopers in the 501st, the last fan is brainwashed to believe he's Darth Vader

Everyone is provided with armor to match their part and ballistic weapons. The vault opens when the radiation outside is almost gone, and Vader is to lead his troops to take over the country and set up his empire.

Awesomeness in a vault

Fixed

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Fair enough

Vault 501

999 Star Wars fans (500 female, 499 male (yes, I'm betting some women out there in the world like Star Wars)) 1 male Star Wars fan with a deep voice

The 999 are brainwashed to believe they're stormtroopers in the 501st, the last fan is brainwashed to believe he's Darth Vader

Everyone is provided with armor to match their part and ballistic weapons. The vault opens when the radiation outside is almost gone, and Vader is to lead his troops to take over the country and set up his empire.

Awesomeness in a vault

Fixed

Fair enough