Create-a-weapon

[Darthracoon]

I want a "dog-ear sentry-gun with anti-barry white missiles" This would eliminate me having to mute players all the time because if this picks up a 10 year olds voice or a 12 year old trying to mask his voice it will shoot through walls and cover and the munitions will be coated with voice box cancer and emp's so it will shut them up forever brake their mic and ethernet cable will be destroyed.
Or a chainsaw axe/spear/haleberd.


EDIT:lol, at meatloaf's ideas, i would love to see them in action.

 

[Surggical_Scar]

Petroleum Puncher - A crossbow-like device that fired hollow bolts full of propane into the target. A fter a few seconds, a small ingition switch detonates the propane. Ker-splat.

Chainsaw Nuchucks - 'Nuff said.

 

[hungoverbear]

I could think of alot of crazy, wacky weapons, and even simply select one from any game ever made, but i'd never be able to top this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c



...BALLS.

I want one. If i were to design a real world weapon.....I would call it the turtle head. It would be a small hand held cannon that emits sound waves that......wait for it........causes your target to immediately poop their pants.

 

[Xvito]

It would be awesome with a automatic-rifle that shoots rounds that sets the enemies on fire and then they would rise again as sexy ninja chicks that aid you by throwing shurikens and lightning at people, oh and of course they would still be on fire.

There, shurikens, lightning, fire and tits

 

[Dance The Revolution]

AIDS raygun.

 

[Rabid Toilet]

A rocket launcher that shoots chainsaws, but instead of blades on the chainsaws, you have miniature nukes coated in acid. Also, it's on fire.

 

[1trakm1nd]

CHARGE TEH LAZUH
SHOOP TEH WHOOP

 

[Dance The Revolution]

BFG 9000.6 (POWERED BY AIDS).

HIV+ KNIFE

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

My dream weapon would be intended for a 3rd person combat-action game such as GoW or DMC. It would be vaguely whip or cable-shaped, long but flexible enough to be controlled by an analog stick. It could target any major limb or other part of an enemy's body including the head and is strong enough to wrap around any selected part and either rip said limb clean off the body if you pull too hard on the stick or send the target flying by that limb into the nearest 10-story drop or wall. One would rotate the analog stick to gain distance through spinning.
If you rip off a limb that is holding a weapon of any kind, it is automatically affixed to the tip until you ditch it. If the limb doesn't have a weapon you can still throw the limb at someone else, including heads. Lastly it would be completely independant of your movement controls, allowing you to spin, rip, or tug while running and jumping around, dragging whatever/whoever you've wrapped up behind you, or even wrap a large creature's legs and weave through them to trip the beast up.

 

[GCM]

My god, what is up with the shurikens and lightning? Have you no shame?

... and by that I mean have you no shame in ripping off Painkiller? (Hah! You thought I meant Yahtzee. C'mon, admit it!)

I'd go for something useful. I'd love to see Nikita's around, but that's not exactly original. Still, the only game I've played with one is Metal Gear Solid and Ratchet and Clank something, so it'd be great to have it custom made, since few games do it.

Particularly multiplayer. The disadvantage being that you're vulnerable while zoomed in.

 

[Killcushley]

"The Fatality Producer"
You fire it at your enemy and upon contact a random Mortal Kombat character appears and uses a fatality on your opponent

 

[Cheesus333]

As awesome as the above (hopefully) suggestion is, that woulkd require about three analogue sticks. One for character movement, one for camera control, and one for the whip. Unless you're suggesting a Force Unleashed style, wherein the camera or analogue stick is repolaced with whip control.

 

[Dance The Revolution]

Un-masturbator! It erases all of your sexual organs if you touch them...you'll be compelled to too.

 

[meatloaf231]

"The Fatality Producer"
You fire it at your enemy and upon contact a random Mortal Kombat character appears and uses a fatality on your opponent

FINISH HIM!

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

chainsaw gun that can control gravity and pulls stuff into its blades

 

[BrickBond]

An accurate SMG, because that'll never happen. Ever. Seriously, no game developer would ever in their right mind create such a useful weapon. Ever.

Or an expanding foam grenade that fills a whole room/building with foam, suffocating the occupants. Fire and forget.

EDIT, thought of another, an air strike indicator that calls down a huge guillotine blade. Carnage.

 

[GenHellspawn]

An accurate SMG, because that'll never happen. Ever. Seriously, no game developer would ever in their right mind create such a useful weapon. Ever.

 

[Dance The Revolution]

The greatest weapon of all time would be a pistol that shoots small chainsaws that are also on fire... but cold fire.

I'll let this ignorance slide. The best weapon is the Un-masturbator.

 

[No-Superman10]

An accurate SMG, because that'll never happen. Ever. Seriously, no game developer would ever in their right mind create such a useful weapon. Ever.

XD

peanut: used as a grenade, all enemies in blast area have a violent allergic reaction user stands and laughs

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

As awesome as the above (hopefully) suggestion is, that woulkd require about three analogue sticks. One for character movement, one for camera control, and one for the whip. Unless you're suggesting a Force Unleashed style, wherein the camera or analogue stick is repolaced with whip control.

Yeah, I forgot about the camera. I don't think it would be a problem on the Playstation 3 or Wii though- on the former you could use the left stick for moving, right one for the killer whip, L/R for camera. For the Wii it would be a bit more complicated... use analog for movement, the Wiimote's movement for the whip and control pad or -/+ buttons for the camera. And like you said, you could designate an attack button to switch between the whip weapon or camera control a la The Force Unleashed.

Impressive response time BTW.