Create your own: Action Movie One-Liner!

[DreamKing]

Talking to a person seeking revenge:

"I'm your worst nightmare. A pumpkin with a gun."

 

[Shivari]

"Shit just got real."

Wait...

 

[Gotham Soul]

Before, during, and after the battle, actors read filler lines.

Before climactic battle:
Hero says: Witty banter conversation starter goes here.
Villain says: Amusingly irritated retort goes here.

During battle
Hero says: Bad taunting line of villain's attacks goes here.
Villain says: Bad "You have underestimated me" line goes here.

 

[DMShade]

I have visions.
"Oh do you?"
I see you flat on your back, your face covered in blood...I'm not even sure you're alive.
"Oh yeah, smart guy? And why aren't you sure?"
Because I'm not sure I'll stop at just beating the shit out of you...

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

*Shoots baddie(?) in the middle of a bank robbery with a shotgun, Money explodes out of case bad guy was holding*

Well I guess you get more bang for your buck nowadays.


Or


*Female hero shoots bad guy wearing tropical shirt with her machine gun, firing dozens of bullets*

"What? I didn't like the color"


*shoots a male porn star*
I guess now (emphasis on this word) YOU"RE f^cked.

 

[geddydisciple]

Protagonist 1: "We'll keep an eye out for you stingray"
Protagonist 2: "yeah, see ya!"

CLASSIC! i couldnt stop laughing for 10 minutes after i heard him say "YEAH! SEE YA!"

 

[Hey Joe]

"I have a big penis"

*BANG!*

 

[Erana]

"Ducks! Lots and Lots of Ducks!"
*says this after witnessing the main antagonist of an epic movie somehow being defeated by ducks in a straight-faced manner*

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

A fat Italian Plumber is fighting a huge dragon monster... thing... and he manages to defeat it and cast it into the lava pit below by destroying the bridge it was standing on. He sighs in tired relief, and approaches the room beyond expecting to find his love but finds a child wearing a wierd toad hat.

It is then revealed that "The Princess is in another castle", prompting a montage of Castle crashing.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

"yipee ki ya"... SHIT, already gone.

 

[Tartarga]

"3, 2, 1, badass" then i burst into the room and shoot everyone dead

 

[Unknower]

*Bad guy falls on powerlines and is electricuted.*

"You just went... online."

*Puts on sunglasses* "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Alternatively:

"And that's why you don't..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"...fight the power."

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Alternatively if Horatio was a gamer:

"Looks like he just got..."
*sunglasses*
"his last power up."

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"Did you..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"... feel the power?"

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[Johnn Johnston]

While dressed in a bird costume, giving someone a knuckle sandwich.

"Falcon Punch."

 

[D0WNT0WN]

You Act Like You Have Your Head Up Your Ass

*Stick Head Up His Ass*

 

[fedpayne]

"3, 2, 1, badass" then i burst into the room and shoot everyone dead

Is this from somewhere? Because it's fucking awesome.

After barfight, bottles final guy left standing. "That's what I call a tequila slammer"

 

[wewontdie11]

I know it's not even mine and it's already in a game, but I'm pressed to think of anything that is possibly better than just "Hail to the king baby!". Or anything else Duke Nukem has ever said for that matter.

 

[finalcut315]

After walking in on the baddies hideout, they all notice and start staring.
"what? Oh shit did I forget to put on pants again?"
I like my heros wisecracking.

 

[Dr Spaceman]

*Guy's face burnt off by a lit frying pan*

Looks like he was..
*sunglasses*
...well done

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Love the CSI: Miami quotes.

Shooting a musician:
"Guess it's your turn"
*puts on sunglasses*
"to pay the piper"

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Getting flipped off:

"I never liked"
*puts on sunglasses*
"bird-watching"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Kills a dog:
"Looks like he never learned"
*puts on sunglasses*
"to play dead"

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

 

[Radelaide]

"I enjoy a girl of that... Calibur?"

Sorry, best one liner, ever.

 

[TommyGun465]

Dying Bad Guy: Who... Are... You?
Me: Im the man that killed you!

Thats pretty lame. Whatever...

EDIT: If Joe was still here, and this thread was against rules he would be like:
"Youve been Permabanned"