Create your own: Action Movie One-Liner!

[Dr Spaceman]

"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." -Bhagavad Gita

We need more religious quotes in our action movies. Some of the shit those people said in the Old Testament still sounds badass.

 

[death13245]

Hero: I should finish you off...But I believe I should make you feel complete dispair first...
Badguy: huh?
Hero: I fucked your wife and she liked it
Badguy: huh?!?!?!?!
Hero: *shoots in crotch* Looks like...It won't be coming back up any time soon.

 

[Mathew952]

After shooting someone who is swimming: "sink or swim, pal"
Shooting a tennis player "Stop it with all that raquet!"
After shooting a walrus " fat ass"

 

[Johnn Johnston]

A face-off on an industrial-sized fishing boat. The hero falls backwards onto a lever that sends the hook reeling back in. The villain walks towards the hero, and stops underneath the hook's winch. As he points a gun at the hero's head, the hero says:

"I wouldn't stand there if I were you."
"What?"
"Relax. I'm sure you'll catch on any second."
The hook skewers the villains head.

YEAAAAAAH!!!

 

[Chaossebba]

after killing someone with a Windows PC

"Now thats a Fatal Error"

 

[AngryMan]

"The Boondock Saints" Still tops my list: "In nomine patre, et file et spiritus sanctus... Amen"

If I were to make one up... *kills the antagonist's cousin by dropping a bell on him*

"You know... he's a dead ringer for his cousin."

 

[samsprinkle]

electricute some guy and say "your grounded" lolz

 

[samsprinkle]

someone else has seen boondock saints! hurray!

 

[The Iron Ninja]

This was hardly a worthwhile necromancy.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Kill a guy by drowning him in a septic pool; "Eat shit and die!"

 

[vede]

Character1 is holding Character2, who is screaming loudly. Character1 says, "Shut up!" and puts his head into a tub of water, or sink, etc.

"Finally, a way to drown out that shrill voice of yours."

 

[NeedAUserName]

I bring to you what is quite possibly the worst one liner in cinema history.
Undefeatable
Stingray has just been beaten to a pulp by two wayward warriors whilst fighting in a meat processing plant (with plenty of hooks), he gets both of his eyes gouged out and is lifted off the ground by the eye socket via a hydraulic meat hook.

Protagonist 1: "We'll keep an eye out for you stingray"
Protagonist 2: "yeah, see ya!"

Not only is this two terrible puns straight in a row, but both lines are horribly delivered.
Especially the "yeah, see ya" bit. Absolutely terrible.

Watch it, it's terrible

Please for the love of [insert religious figure here] tell me this film is some sort of spoof.

 

[gremily]

Chasing the ghosts from pacman while in a ATAT from star wars with hyper speed...

"Wagga Wagga Wagga up your a**!"

 

[The Iron Ninja]

I bring to you what is quite possibly the worst one liner in cinema history.
Undefeatable
Stingray has just been beaten to a pulp by two wayward warriors whilst fighting in a meat processing plant (with plenty of hooks), he gets both of his eyes gouged out and is lifted off the ground by the eye socket via a hydraulic meat hook.

Protagonist 1: "We'll keep an eye out for you stingray"
Protagonist 2: "yeah, see ya!"

Not only is this two terrible puns straight in a row, but both lines are horribly delivered.
Especially the "yeah, see ya" bit. Absolutely terrible.

Watch it, it's terrible

Please for the love of [insert religious figure here] tell me this film is some sort of spoof.

It's not.

There's something wrong with the world.

 

[gremily]

While fighting an army of zombies.

"Oh my God....THERES OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[NeedAUserName]

I bring to you what is quite possibly the worst one liner in cinema history.
Undefeatable
Stingray has just been beaten to a pulp by two wayward warriors whilst fighting in a meat processing plant (with plenty of hooks), he gets both of his eyes gouged out and is lifted off the ground by the eye socket via a hydraulic meat hook.

Protagonist 1: "We'll keep an eye out for you stingray"
Protagonist 2: "yeah, see ya!"

Not only is this two terrible puns straight in a row, but both lines are horribly delivered.
Especially the "yeah, see ya" bit. Absolutely terrible.

Watch it, it's terrible

Please for the love of [insert religious figure here] tell me this film is some sort of spoof.

It's not.

There's something wrong with the world.

Everyone involved in the making of that films needs a bullet in the brain.

 

[Johnny Ringo]

*After shooting someone*

"Bad case of lead poisoning."

or

"You have a date with death, and I'm your chaperone."

 

[axia777]

"I have come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass, and im all out of bubble gum..."

Oh wait, it is all ready been done...DAMN!

 

[JFKdidntLoS]

after dodging a baseball to the head
"strike three your out" then snaps the bad guys neck

 

[Hey Joe]

"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love Yooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

BANG!