Create your own crazy weapon!

[Scarim Coral]

I got two ideas.

A gun that fire homing bullets at their target with 100% accuracy (the bullet can make tight maneuver, you no longer need to aim at all.

A gun that shoot out hot boiling chocolate pellets. It may be tasty but it will burn your skin off if you touch it straight away!

 

[Nouw]

A shotgun that rapidly fires lazer-eyed sharks which are armed with chainsaw shooting miniguns.

 

[Delta-1138]

i'd have a hand-held GAU-8 Avenger they attach to A10 Warthogs. And it would fire Jack Black(s)

 

[DasDestroyer]

A sword with the blade made by putting an extremely thin bit of metal into a stasis field. Chocolate chip cookie for the reference

Ohhh a force blade, nice. Im not sure what you are referancing as Ive seen these in several different stroies.
OT: A gun that fires pure AWESOME, anything that is hit by it, is destroyed because nothing could survive that much awesome.

Nah, it's not a force blade. At least not in my understanding of a force blade. It works by keeping the thin thread of iron absolutely still and unbendable with a stasis field. And that makes for a pretty sharp sword. Plus it never gets dull, which is also great. Though a gun of pure AWESOME is pretty awesome too. SEE WAT I DID THAR?

 

[Daverson]

A hammer, made out of a telegraph pole welded onto a freight locomotive.

(You're going to question how a wooden pole can be welded, aren't you? Not that fact that someone would try to build this thing in the first place! What's wrong with you?)

 

[dagens24]

I was going to say boob cannon but it seems that I have been beaten to it. I was surprised at first and then I remembered that this is the internet.

 

[krugerrand123]

a gun that shoots rabid sloths that are extremely radioactive.

 

[subtlefuge]

A shotgun on the front of a tennis shoe that fires when you kick someone. I just think that would be awesome.

 

[Tsunimo]

My friend came up with an idea for rocket propelled, MIRV chainsaws.

 

[Athol]

Spoiler: snip

A sword with the blade made by putting an extremely thin bit of metal into a stasis field. Chocolate chip cookie for the reference

Ohhh a force blade, nice. Im not sure what you are referancing as Ive seen these in several different stroies.
OT: A gun that fires pure AWESOME, anything that is hit by it, is destroyed because nothing could survive that much awesome.

Nah, it's not a force blade. At least not in my understanding of a force blade. It works by keeping the thin thread of iron absolutely still and unbendable with a stasis field. And that makes for a pretty sharp sword. Plus it never gets dull, which is also great. Though a gun of pure AWESOME is pretty awesome too. SEE WAT I DID THAR?

I saw what you did there, well done The last book Iread had edged weapons, like you you desribe and they called them 'force blades' so thats where I got the name.

 

[redisforever]

A gun that shoots guns. Because, why not?

 

[kjh242]

A gundam. that has a sidearm that shoots chuck norris.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Chainsaw on a rope.

Master it and look awesome or die in style.

Well played, sir.

Mine would be a small-scale catapult mounted on a cat that launches grenades which explode on impact. I call it: the Siege Cat... Or dare I say... The catapult

 

[AnAngryMoose]

My friend came up with an idea for rocket propelled, MIRV chainsaws.

Here's something to get you started:

 

[Malgan]

A fully automatic handgun(Dualwielded, ofcourse)with scope and a mounted beheolder of pokeballs that fired heatseaking H-bombs. With spikes!

 

[Kevlar Eater]

It has been thought of for me:

 

[penguindude42]

A gun that shoots shurikens and lightning. Oh, wait...

And has tits and is on fire. Oh, wait...

-TOM

Captcha: "Gotie d'Italia"...

 

[ZippyDSMlee]

Sword of light
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v632/zippydsmlee/COTLOP/lop-weapon-designs-all-up.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v632/zippydsmlee/COTLOP/COTLOP-SOL-doodle.jpg

Staff of darkness
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v632/zippydsmlee/COTLOP/COTLOP-S_O_D.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v632/zippydsmlee/COTLOP/COTLOP-SOD-1.jpg

http://zippydsm.deviantart.com/

/shameless plug for sucky art. LOL

 

[Impluse_101]

Someone already made my crazy weapon.

 

[The Apothecarry]

I'll go with:
1. A Desert Eagle that shoots combat knives
2. A gun with a train for a bayonet (ala Penny Arcade)
3. A hidden blade similar to Altair's that makes the Grunt Birthday sound on a kill.
4. EXPLOSIVE SHOTGUN
5. I'll have a Warhammer spasm and say I want a Chainsword with obsidian teeth that deals lighting and cold damage to everyone within 50ft of me and heals me at the same time.