Create your own crazy weapon!

[Cavan]

You've all played those kinda FPS games that have crazy weapons, like being allowed to mount a civil war cannon on a piano and call it a weapon, or the starter pistol shoots fridge magnets or whatever .

So what would your most insane weapon be? And who would you use it on?

Mine would be a gun that shoots spring loaded bear traps, with the remote ability to make them unspring from their target and reset themselves on the ground! Practical and stylish

I would use it on 8 foot tall purple lobster people who only make high pitched whistling noises.

 

[Megawat22]

A Minigun that fires Creepers... with chainsaws! And they're on fire!
Mounted on the back of a pig.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Kinda bizarre thread, but hey, I'll bite...

Ok, some sort of gravity gun that inverts gravity for the target, sending enemies either a) smashing head first into the ceiling (if used indoors) or b) soaring skyward (if used outdoors), at which point the gravity could be reversed again...

I would use this weapon on anyone who failed to see its comic genius. Unless they had wings - then it'd be kinda pointless.

 

[Cavan]

A Minigun that fires Creepers... with chainsaws! And they're on fire!
Mounted on the back of a pig.

I'm sorry sir but you lose points for putting too much awesome into one gun

Kinda bizarre thread, but hey, I'll bite...

Ok, some sort of gravity gun that inverts gravity for the target, sending enemies either a) smashing head first into the ceiling (if used indoors) or b) soaring skyward (if used outdoors), at which point the gravity could be reversed again...

I would use this weapon on anyone who failed to see it's comic genius. Unless they had wings - then it'd be kinda pointless.

Seemed like a fun thread to me, i've seen lotsa different ones about guns but never a "make your own" style thread yet in all the while i've been lurking

 

[Ekonk]

Kinda bizarre thread, but hey, I'll bite...

Ok, some sort of gravity gun that inverts gravity for the target, sending enemies either a) smashing head first into the ceiling (if used indoors) or b) soaring skyward (if used outdoors), at which point the gravity could be reversed again...

I would use this weapon on anyone who failed to see it's comic genius. Unless they had wings - then it'd be kinda pointless.

Well if they have wings you smash them into the ground. DURR.

 

[Varrdy]

Good thread!

I have to admit that I liked some of the whacky-weapons you could craft in Fallout 3 (although I only really bothered with the Dart Gun, Bottlecap mines and Nuka-Grenades) and, although I have not played Painkiller, the ideas of guns that nail people to the wall with wooden stakes and the ever-popular "shuriken and lightning gun" really do appeal!

Having looked around my immediate surroundings for inspiration, I have deiced I would like a gun that uses empty beer-bottles as ammo. It could be called "The Glaswegian" and each bottle bears the legend: "Stitch that, Jimmy!"

Wardy

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Kinda bizarre thread, but hey, I'll bite...

Ok, some sort of gravity gun that inverts gravity for the target, sending enemies either a) smashing head first into the ceiling (if used indoors) or b) soaring skyward (if used outdoors), at which point the gravity could be reversed again...

I would use this weapon on anyone who failed to see it's comic genius. Unless they had wings - then it'd be kinda pointless.

Well if they have wings you smash them into the ground. DURR.

I ... er ... well ...

Thank you for pointing that out.

 

[Wintermoot]

eye mounted rocket launchers that shoot electrified flaming kicks

 

[TheDarklite]

A Minigun that fires Creepers... with chainsaws! And they're on fire!
Mounted on the back of a pig.

I will see your crazed invention and raise you this:

A Diamond Minigun that fires Diamond Creepers... with Diamond chainsaws! And they're on fire!
Mounted on the back of a Diamond pig.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

A simple 9mm pistol that has the power to blow up a city with one pull of the trigger.

 

[Buizel91]

Can i has these?

 

[Mr. Omega]

A gun that shoots lightning with a katanna bayonet, and has an alternate fire of sonic booms. Seem unoriginal? Here's the twist: Every time it's fired, the gun's computer will spout cheesy one-lines. Not crazy enough yet? It is powered by bacon. That's right. And whenever you finish, it gives you the remaining bacon to say "good job"!

 

[Mr Companion]

A gun that shoots small tracking devices. Trying to find the enemy base? Just get a non-lethal shot with this and wait for the medic to bring him back to base.

Wanna take a target alive? Use the concussive sniper! Applies directed blunt force trauma to the limb of your choice to shatter his bones!

Superpowered Magnet Gun, disarm your enemies from afar!

Distraction rounds, a few seconds after landing they transmit sounds like radio chatter or loud footsteps. Temporarily distract guards.

Kintetic pulse gun, like a rocket launcher that simply sends enemies flying away and demolishes weak structures.

Drill bomb, underground bunkers? Deploy the drill bomb and rappel down after the subsequent BOOM.

Remote controlled turret gun, shoot onto a wall then aim and fire at previously inacessable enemies.

Gas cloud rounds, self explanatory.

Heat seeking bouncing cluster airstrike! Chaos!

Gravity well JDAM. Pesky bunkers gonna be pulled right out of the ground!

 

[Thaluikhain]

Whenever I think of the raunchy humor of Duke Nukem, a Boob Cannon always springs to mind as a weapon that would fit the themes of the game, but it is admittedly too goofy, even for Duke Nukem.

The Boob Cannon is a Boob-launching collection of boobs formed into the shape of a gun. You hold it by the boobs and push a nipple to fire boobs at enemies that turn them into Duke Nukem strippers (clarification, strippers from Duke Nukem games. Not...not Duke Nukems who are strippers...*shudder*).

A gun that launches boobs?

Do I want to know where you get the ammunition from?

This seems like something out of a rubbish Silence of the Lambs rip off...oh, bad choice of words there copy.

 

[Neverhoodian]

I think mine's already been made:
I never played Armed and Dangerous, but this makes me want to.

 

[darth.pixie]

Chainsaw on a rope.

Master it and look awesome or die in style.

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

A simple 9mm pistol that has the power to blow up a city with one pull of the trigger.

So, the Noisy Cricket from Men in Black except even more ludicrously powerful?

I like indirect weapons. Something like a meat-juice gun that brings every predator for miles down on your target. On a more savage world they'd beg you to just shoot them normally before the locals arrive.

Not sure if this one's been done before, but how about an electromagnetic Tether gun that you swing about like a huge sword after you've caught one or more people? Smash 'em into walls, doors, other people (who will be added to the knot of squirming people on the end of the stream), hazards, etc. Or just position the stream behind you and continue on, dragging them behind you all the way.

 

[crypto_jones]

A backward gun, so that when my enemy thinks i'm giving him my weapon as a gesture of good faith, I'm actually aiming at his nuts. Also it shoots LSTs (Lava-Spitting Tigers).