Create your own doomsday!

[Son of a Mitch]

Ok, so let's say that you are contacted by whatever deity you believe in (if like me you don't believe in any, make one up). He/she/it tells you that they are going to destroy the world sometime in the next week. However, you get to decide how it happens, but it has to be creative. What would you pick to kill us all? It could be quick and painless, slow and terrifying, or just damn epic.

I would make it so that all water on earth became the most flammable substance on the planet. That would be pretty cool to die seeing the oceans and clouds become nothing but fire. Painful, yes, but wow would that be a badass way to go out.

 

[the spud]

*cracks knuckles* My time to shine. The Flying Spaghetti Monster has ordered me to take this mission on.

OT: Probably an army of russian super soldiers or laser firing T-rex's. Or that space laser I built out of baked potatoes could do the trick.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Spoiler: This is how I imagine everything going to hell.

 

[Nouw]

A wormhole opens on Earth which directly leads to the Warp.

 

[LawlessSquirrel]

All living creatures now rapidly dissolve in water.

Thirsty?

 

[00Pyro]

It would shut down the internet.Then everyone wpuld kill each other without access to angry birds and Facebook.

 

[crop52]

Everybody dies of old age.

 

[Whateveralot]

The reapers (mass effect, obviously) will come. But since someone apparently already took this idea to turn it into a game, I'm afraid I'll have to think of something else.

All newborn children will suddenly combust 21 days after birth.

 

[tombman888]

Spoiler: This is how I imagine everything going to hell.

Saw that a while ago, Ellis and i had the same reaction XD

For MY doomsday? Probably having the earth slowly splitting into smaller pieces while lava and lava swimming sharks with legs and guns that shoot flaming chainsaws continuously pour out of the gaps until the third day when it all just explodes.

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

The nice one is everyone turns into water. Quick and painless. The fun way.... Triffids

 

[J_Monsterface]

i would have each individual life form experience its own personal apocalypse at its own time

each species would also have its own general lifespan

and id spread it out so that whenever one thing died, something else would replace it

life and death would never catch up to each other, and there would be plenty of time for sex and food and television in between

also god would have to give me ten high-fives a day