Create your own drinking games!

[blankedboy]

Oblivion:

-Whenever someone says "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM"
-Whenever someone says "NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH"
-Whenever someone says "STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW"

Be prepared to walk to your bedroom well beyond inebriated.

[sub]See what I did thar?[/sub]

 

[b1zarr0]

I generally play a drinking game when playing RPGs(either JRPGs or Western)

(by drink I mean shot or if you don't have/drink hard liquor thing at least a sizeable swig of whatever you are drinking)

- Drink when you level up
- Drink when you find/buy better equipment
- Drink when you find a significant amount of money in a drop/treasure chest (generally this is at least 3-4 digits worth...this rule is context sensitive based on the game and how far along in said game you are)
- Drink when you land a critical attack
- Drink at least every other sentence during a long winded speech
- Drink every time you get to a new floor in a dungeon
- Drink whenever you get a notification that you completed a quest objective
- Drink beating a boss or winning a battle that had you on the ropes so to speak

 

[Chris^^]

how about for Firefly

drink
-every time someone says 'gorram'
-every time someone gets angry and swears in chinese
-every time Jayne says 'money'
-every time River has a nervous breakdown, acts bizarre or attacks someone
-every time Mal and Zoe reminisce
-every shot of the Serenity coasting through space
-every time the crew get betrayed
-every time someone gets knocked out

also, whenever anyone bemoans the lack of a second series or criticises Serenity they have to finsh their drink.

 

[Canadian Briton]

In starcraft 2 take a sip every time Tychus findley says "Damn Jimmy"
In Morrowind every time a dark elf says "you N'wah!" or an ordinator says "we're watching you scum"

 

[MrShowerHead]

Go to Youtube, listen to any metal/rock song, drink when you see a comment related to Justin Bieber

You will die

 

[Arachon]

Post a thread about music on the Escapist, drink every time someone mentions metal, or any of it's derivatives. You'll be dead from alcohol poisoning at the end of the evening.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Whenever you take a shot, take a shot.

 

[Queen Michael]

While reading Yu-Gi-Oh!, take a shot:

• 1. Every time you don't understand the rules.
  2. Every time we're supposed to feel threatened by a duelist who, so far, has done nothing but lose.
  3. Every time somebody's hair defies the laws of physics.
  4. Every time we see an adult who's devoted to playing a children's card game.
  5. Every time Yugi's seemingly about to lose and you know darn well he'll still win somehow.
  6. Every time people realize that, for Pete's sake, it's just a card game, people! (This one won't turn anybody into an alcoholic.)
  7. Every time we recieve no explanation for why people like Bandit Keith would be devoted to children's card games.
  8. Every time the plot features something like somebody's life depending on who wins a card game, or something about the card game proving the power of friendship, or something that the mangaka had to include because the card games themselves just were too uninteresting.
  9. Every time Yugi/Yami wins a card game.
  10. Every time Jonouchi/Joey wins a card game...
  11. ...without any help from Yugi/Yami.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Swig a shot of whiskey every time someone gets pissed off about Medal of Honor.

 

[jjofearth]

So there are some of mine. What about yours?

I have this drinking game called "I don't fucking care, I drink when I want to".

I stopped succumbing to peer pressure regarding drinking when I graduated high school.
I still drink too much and too fast at times, but that's cuz I'm an idiot, not because some arbitrary condition has been fulfilled where I "have" to drink.

It's amazing you can type so accurately with your knee jerking like that.

 

[willsham45]

Ok this is a drinking game that is not really designed to get you bladdered fast it is just fun.

What you will need is-
A bunch of spirits and mixers more the better, voriatly is key.
A coctail book preferably one with many contails on each page. I think 1000 classic cocktails is a good one.
A sheet of paper and pen
A knolege of mixing
and between 4 or 6 people

first you pick up the cocktail book, you pick a side and a number for example 7 on the right hand side
Flick though the book and say the 7th ingrediant on the right side and note it down.
continue until everyone is done.
Look at the list of ingrediants and together conclude if you will make it or not. If you dont have an ingrediant compromise. any reason will work it could be simple like I dont have vodca I only have cerry vodca, but if you don't have creme de menth go for something green, Dont have banana lequire mass a banana in.

If you like the look of it make it.

If not like you may be unlucky and get 5 juices or 3 shots of brandy 1 whisky and a shot of vodca.
If you dont like the look of it you go around again adding to what you got. Everyone must go even if you think you got the pirject cocktail after the first 2 people.
Then again conclude and continu.

Once you have your contail. EVERYONE will enjoy it or not. But it has to be drunken. Then you move on and do another then everyone has finished. You can name it have fun I have done it and have never had a bad drink.

 

[Boneasse]

While reading Yu-Gi-Oh!, take a shot:

• 1. Every time you don't understand the rules.
  2. Every time we're supposed to feel threatened by a duelist who, so far, has done nothing but lose.
  3. Every time somebody's hair defies the laws of physics.
  4. Every time we see an adult who's devoted to playing a children's card game.
  5. Every time Yugi's seemingly about to lose and you know darn well he'll still win somehow.
  6. Every time people realize that, for Pete's sake, it's just a card game, people! (This one won't turn anybody into an alcoholic.)
  7. Every time we recieve no explanation for why people like Bandit Keith would be devoted to children's card games.
  8. Every time the plot features something like somebody's life depending on who wins a card game, or something about the card game proving the power of friendship, or something that the mangaka had to include because the card games themselves just were too uninteresting.
  9. Every time Yugi/Yami wins a card game.
  10. Every time Jonouchi/Joey wins a card game...
  11. ...without any help from Yugi/Yami.

And THEN: You go to the hospital! Have fun!

 

[hyperhammy]

Watch elfen lied and take a shot every time you are disturbed...
Or every time somebody says Nyu!

 

[Numachuka]

Watch an episode of Zero Punctuation and take a drink every time Yahtzee swears.

 

[Queen Michael]

Watch and episode of Zero Punctuation and take a drink every time Yahtzee swears.

Ladies and gentlemen, do I hear a /thread?

 

[Jaranja]

While reading Yu-Gi-Oh!, take a shot:

• 1. Every time you don't understand the rules.
  2. Every time we're supposed to feel threatened by a duelist who, so far, has done nothing but lose.
  3. Every time somebody's hair defies the laws of physics.
  4. Every time we see an adult who's devoted to playing a children's card game.
  5. Every time Yugi's seemingly about to lose and you know darn well he'll still win somehow.
  6. Every time people realize that, for Pete's sake, it's just a card game, people! (This one won't turn anybody into an alcoholic.)
  7. Every time we recieve no explanation for why people like Bandit Keith would be devoted to children's card games.
  8. Every time the plot features something like somebody's life depending on who wins a card game, or something about the card game proving the power of friendship, or something that the mangaka had to include because the card games themselves just were too uninteresting.
  9. Every time Yugi/Yami wins a card game.
  10. Every time Jonouchi/Joey wins a card game...
  11. ...without any help from Yugi/Yami.

Alcohol poisoning within 5 minutes.

 

[MindBullets]

Simple, and it's probably been done before, but whatever.

The concept isn't hard, it's essentially nerf russian roulette. You need to be using the Maverick revolver one, obviously, with one dart in a random chamber. Spin the barrel, cock the gun, put it to your head and pull the trigger. If you get hit, take a shot and reload the dart, if not, pass to the next person and they do the same.

 

[Anachronism]

Watch Eragon, and take a drink every time you see a character/ plot point/ scene/ location ripped off from Star Wars or The Lord of the Rings.

If you're still conscious by the end of the film, you've cheated.

 

[Queen Michael]

I've got a new one! The teetotaller's drinking game! Take a shot:

• 1. Whenever Jesus kills somebody.
  2. Whenever Kazuo Kiriyama performs a musical number.
  3. Whenever Eraserhead makes sense.
  4. Whenever Chuck Norris isn't awesome.
  5. Whenever somebody in Yu-Gi-Oh! thinks that card games just aren't that interesting.
  6. Whenever Son-Goku eats a Twinkie.
  7. Whenever VG-Cats updates on time.
  8. Whenever a Shakespeare play doesn't contain dirty jokes that modern-day audiences don't get.
  9. Whenever an episode of Pokémon doesn't focus on something that's related to Pokémon.

 

[Dark-Dreymer]

A friend and I watched the Twilight movie with the rule that we had to take a shot every time Bella stared at Edward or vice versa. My friend asked to stop after the scene in biology class because her vision was blurring.